The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.24.13

July 24th, 2013 // 386 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of “What super, super gay stuff did those Jonas boys do to today?” All of it. They did all of the super, super gay stuff. We’ve also got Bobby Brown, who kept yelling “Fidelio!” in everyone’s face at this party, Quentin Tarantino the night he discovered this restaurant’s policy on letting the valet attendants wear sandals, and Sylvester Stallone whose watch is apparently also taking growth hormones.

Remember that time he said “woman’s cancer” in Rocky Balboa? Haha, man that was awful,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
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    Is it weird that she shows more skin on stage than she does at the beach?

  2. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
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    “Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.”

    “…

    …no.”

  3. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
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    “Does this nose make my dick look small?”

  4. Kevin Jonas
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    His reenactment of that scene in “Bruno.”

  5. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
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    “Lady, stop fighting me. C’mon now. I need a new housekeeper…Say, you ever heard of Arnold Schwarzenegger?”

  6. Kevin Jonas
    JizzFace
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    Where was this guy for the “Jizz in My Pants” Lonely Island music video???

  7. Alexa Vega Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top The To Do List Premiere
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    So glad she dressed for the occasion.

  8. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    “NO Howie! I will NOT take a hand sanitizer shower with you!”

  9. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    Look, everyone! It’s Deney Terrio. Let’s go get his autograph and see if he still has that Dance Fever.

  10. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
    whitney
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    he’s flashing his dookie bubble fork.

  11. Howie Mandel Flavor Saver Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    I thought he was pretty damn good on Deal or No Deal. And he looks much better with a shaved head, as opposed to that rag-mop of thinning curlicues that was his “do” before. All this being said, fuck him in the ass with a Buick!

  12. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
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    What a marvelous sight for an old man to run across!

  13. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
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    I’ll bet her pussy tastes like high octane guacamole and blue corn tortilla chips!

  14. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
    SupaDupa
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    Helen Flappytits

  15. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    “As I’ve said before, the Rachel haircut was the ugli… (sees this picture)…oh my god, I’m sorry Rachel haircut, my bad.

  16. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    My first thought was that Maria Shriver looked halfway decent for once…

  17. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    Josh Sidekick
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    I can’t wait until I’m 45 so that I can hang out with young girls.

  18. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
    Visable
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    Kai the Hitchhiking Murderer cleans up quite well for court.

  19. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    She just has nipple implants, right? Or are all her bras designed by the costumer for Batman Forever?

  20. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
    GeographyLearnIt
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    Oh, I thought that was Lady Gaga and Benji Madden in Las Vegas, New York, China.

  21. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
    Weaselmouse
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    Uhm… She IS pregnant, y’all.

  22. Howie Mandel Flavor Saver Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    Jake
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    If America had talent, would Howie Mandel be popular?

  23. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
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    That’s Creepy McTouchy Touch, Rapist-Extraordinaire.

  24. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
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    With ugly?

  25. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Wolverape?

  26. Madonna Cleavage Pale Skin Sunglasses David Collins Funeral
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    She hides her horns well.

  27. Madonna Cleavage Pale Skin Sunglasses David Collins Funeral
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    So, she’s back to being a catholic now?

  28. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    JJ
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    easy IV start

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