The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.24.13

July 24th, 2013 // 386 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of “What super, super gay stuff did those Jonas boys do to today?” All of it. They did all of the super, super gay stuff. We’ve also got Bobby Brown, who kept yelling “Fidelio!” in everyone’s face at this party, Quentin Tarantino the night he discovered this restaurant’s policy on letting the valet attendants wear sandals, and Sylvester Stallone whose watch is apparently also taking growth hormones.

Remember that time he said “woman’s cancer” in Rocky Balboa? Haha, man that was awful,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    BB
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    “What are you talking about, ‘it must be a little chilly today?’ It’s the middle of Jul–ohhh. Brad, you little–er, I mean John–I mean…you know who I mean!”

  2. Alexa Vega Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top The To Do List Premiere
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    i find the fact that Robert Rodriguez directed her in Spy Kids and is now putting her in a bra and thong in Machete 2 extremely disturbing. Why is Chris Hansen not all over this.

  3. Joe Jonas
    tlmck
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    Probably serenading the bass player with “Just the Two of Us.”.

  4. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
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    You’re doing it wrong kid. You’ll learn, you’ll learn….

  5. Kevin Jonas
    tlmck
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    Is it a guitar or oversized vibrator?

  6. Mollie King Cleavage Nipples No Bra The Saturdays
    tlmck
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    She’s OK but she’s no Sarah Alexander.

  7. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
    tlmck
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    So the sex change procedure is going well I see.

  8. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
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    After having endured laborious hours of makeup and prosthetics in the production of her last historical drama, Ms. Winslet decided this time to commit to cheese snacks in preparation for the making of her next film, “The Eater.”

  9. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
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    It’s a good thing those suits aren’t skintight. It helps hide boners.

  10. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
    tlmck
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    Must be trying to hide her from Arnie.

  11. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
    tlmck
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    Robert Palmer called from his grave. He wants his suit back.

  12. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    tlmck
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    Nope. No roids there.

    • The_Ouroboros

      Who gives a fuck? Whatever kind of steroids that he has that makes him looks like this at 67, 3 years younger than the age that I plan to rocket myself into the Grand Canyon, I’ll take and live long enough to hate 80. He still convincingly looks like he could fuck someone and not explode.

  13. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
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    “Marco!”
    “Polo!”

  14. Alexa Vega Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top The To Do List Premiere
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    She looks like Lindsay Lohan in her prime. That’s not a bad thing at all.

  15. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Slappy Magoo
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    Jenny Piccolo?

  16. Naya Rivera Cleavage Tight Dress 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
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    Paparazzi Rule #24: Arrive earlier to find the most advantageous vantage point. Or, be 11 feet tall.

  17. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    He looks good.

  18. Joe Jonas
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    Barely recognized Bill Nye without the bow tie.

  19. Joe Jonas
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    “Huh, uhhh.. I am NOT ‘closing my eyes’ this time.”

  20. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    When did David Krumholz turn into Artie Lange?

  21. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    You have to take him into Delta House! He’s a LEGACY!

  22. Mollie King Cleavage Nipples No Bra The Saturdays
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    Oy! King’s salute!

  23. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Word Bubble Instagram
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    Hello tits!

  24. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    broduhjenner
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    that guy looks like ethan hawke

  25. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
    broduhjenner
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    keep looking your vagina is down there somewhere. I think.

  26. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
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    Why is Carrot Top so sad?

  27. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
    tlmck
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    Too many boxes of that sugar filled “Numb3rs” serial.

  28. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    Sly has many talents, watch design is not one of them.

  29. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
    cc
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    Walking in those heals is a talent in itself.

  30. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    tlmck
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    “Heidi, is it true that you are not actually qualified to judge talent?”

  31. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Fun Fact” She’s Wolverine’s ACTUAL height.

  32. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
    broduhjenner
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    it’s so sad to see how much Whitney’s death really truly affected him.

  33. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
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    If all skateboarders dressed like this, they would have jobs.

  34. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Hi folks, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre! My name is André and I’ll be serving you today. Can I start you all off with some cheesy bread and some cokes?”

  35. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    It takes a confident man to wear a cuckoo clock on his wrist.

  36. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    tlmck
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    Ben gets out of the family SUV and reminisces about the good old days he never had.

  37. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
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    The only num3er he should be concerned with is his cholesterol level.

  38. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
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    Colonel Brandon must be having some buyer’s remorse by now.

  39. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
    cc
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    Stealing a mask from the set of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’…that’s his prerogative.

  40. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
    tlmck
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    Desperate nanny in stripper heels.

  41. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
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    Yea, he looks tough now, but Defence Against the Dark Arts instructors do NOT have a happy history.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    It’s obvious from this picture that that guy is stone dead.

  43. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
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    Wow, the Boston Bomber has really let himself go.

  44. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    “Ms. Klum! Sally Davis from Teen Kids news. Is it true you let Seal put his pee pee in your husband hole? And if so, how gross was it?”

  45. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
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    Ah. Here’s your problem! You’ve got a fat guy leaning on your car.

  46. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    broduhjenner
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    the ad should read, “a watch is timeless. sly’s career on the other hand…” get it? because it’s a watch commercial.

  47. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
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    Say hello to my little friend.

  48. Madonna Cleavage Pale Skin Sunglasses David Collins Funeral
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    You know, with all the training, and all the treatments, in the right outfit, with the right hair color and styling, in the right light, with the right expression, with large enough sunglasses, and from the right angle, Madonna can almost pull off what Heather Graham will look like when she’s 70.

  49. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
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    If Seth Green hopes to keep dating a hottie like Eva Longoria, he’d better start doing things like holding the door open for her!

  50. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    broduhjenner
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    see? ben can’t do anything without matt damon.

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