The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.24.13

July 24th, 2013 // 386 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of “What super, super gay stuff did those Jonas boys do to today?” All of it. They did all of the super, super gay stuff. We’ve also got Bobby Brown, who kept yelling “Fidelio!” in everyone’s face at this party, Quentin Tarantino the night he discovered this restaurant’s policy on letting the valet attendants wear sandals, and Sylvester Stallone whose watch is apparently also taking growth hormones.

Remember that time he said “woman’s cancer” in Rocky Balboa? Haha, man that was awful,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    What do you mean “Have I gone Seal clubbing lately?”?

  2. David Krumholtz Fat Face Scruffy Beard Unkempt Hair The To Do List Premiere
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    I don’t know who David Kumholz is, but someone should check on the children.

  3. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    cc
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    I can see it now.

    Chaos…Inspired by discarded chewing gum and candy wrappers.

  4. Sylvester Stallone Modeling Montegrappa Chaos Timepiece
    EricLR
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    When you need a watch that says “Hey, I’m covered in Axe Body Spray and have herpes,” chose Chaos

  5. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    Bonky
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    You know your birthday party sucks when you would prefer playing Angry Birds on your cell phone.

  6. Howie Mandel Flavor Saver Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    EricLR
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    And what’s YOUR big talent, huh? Being a wiseass bartender???

    • The_Ouroboros

      He created Bobby’s World; show some fucking respect. With that said, he looks worse than Stallone does, and that’s saying something.

  7. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
    I'mCool
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    Did we just get Rickrolled?

  8. Howie Mandel Flavor Saver Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    cc
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    That ponytail looks ridiculous.

  9. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    Batu Khan
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    Bitch, you ask me one more time if Seal’s dick is as big as this microphone…

  10. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    EricLR
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    When a serious actor has some serious car trouble–he calls BEN AFFLECK!!!

  11. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Kindly remove your ma-Oh god! Put it back on!”

  12. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
    EricLR
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    Can’t believe her last boyfriend accused her of stalking.

  13. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
    ThisWillHurt
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    “This should extinguish the gay rumors.”

  14. Howie Mandel Flavor Saver Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    Hopalong
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    Apparently if you wash your hands enough you turn into Billy Bob Thornton.

  15. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    Batu Khan
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    Can you help me? I don’t know what’s wrong but it’s making this scary sound like my wife when she saw the Blake Lively photos and it’s freaking me out.

  16. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    EricLR
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    BRB, 4nd btr byfrd u pus3

  17. Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    I'mCool
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    Sometimes the new fembots freeze up and you have to whack them in the head to get them working again.

  18. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Smapdi
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    If that is Bill O’Reilly in the background, then we know what the ‘nuts’ in the movie title is about.

  19. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
    EricLR
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    I swear those sandcrabs are following us!

  20. Hugh Jackman Grabbing Young Woman Outside The Late Show With David Letterman
    Minky Wail
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    I LOVE Choke a Mexican Day!

  21. Quentin Tarantino
    EricLR
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    Quick, shut the door before he starts quoting Elmore Leonard!!!

  22. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
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    Too many fucking celebrity Kates! Is this the one from Titanic or the one from Lord of the Rings? Cuz either way….. gah!

  23. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
    Monsignor Nelson
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    “Swallow, don’t spit!”

  24. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
    EricLR
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    Screw Versace, just give me a burlap sack, I guess.

  25. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
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    “Hang on” (typing) …a dick, Beibs “Okay, I’m ready.”

  26. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
    WuShock
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    Two in the pink, nose in the stink.

  27. Howie Mandel Flavor Saver Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    On a variation of “Those who can’t do, teach,” …”Those who have none can recognize it in others?”
    Like Salieri?

  28. Shaun White Suit No Socks Skateboard
    EricLR
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    Marty took the time machine to 1995.

  29. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    Minky Wail
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    Elmo’s nose looks like it’s been pressed against a few too many pubic bones

  30. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
    Batu Khan
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    This chick creeps me out. 21 years old with a 12 year old’s face. Breaks my mental fantasy gearbox every time.

  31. Kevin Jonas
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    Clearly he’s mid-chorus of ‘It’s Raining Men”.

  32. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    cc
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    Whoa, Jennifer must be a shrew…he joined triple-A just to get out of the house.

  33. Mollie King Cleavage Nipples No Bra The Saturdays
    I'mCool
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    Which one—the Asian dressed like a French schoolboy or the old guy with the man purse and clogs?

  34. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
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    Her party is just as boring as she is.

  35. Joe Jonas
    BB
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    “Okay, dude, I can’t do this, your ‘music’ is fucking terrible. No, dude, I’m being serious right now–hey, get that mic outta my face. Here, just…keep my guitar. I don’t need it anymore.”

  36. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
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    Who put sand in Pink’s vagina?

  37. Kate Winslet Pregnant Belly Fat Saggy Knees
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    He shouted it again, but Kate ignored him. He wasn’t referencing the movie or the boat. He was referring to her.

  38. Bobby Brown Elephant Masquerade Ball Mask Kym Whitley's Birthday Celebration Rain Nightclub
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    That’s way better than looking at his real face.

  39. Naya Rivera Cleavage Tight Dress 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
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    Nice cleavage.

  40. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    hollyhood
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    she’s like that 40-something divorced lady that lived down your block when you were in junior high, and every block party she would wear a swimsuit that showed just enough skin to make you uncomfortably hard in front of everyone, but furiously wank to later that night.

  41. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
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    Putting the armpit cunt to good use.

  42. Ireland Baldwin Elmo Cookie Monster Times Square Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Elmo looks like he took a pop in the snot locker for a chance to squeeze that teenaged ass.

  43. Ben Affleck Looking Under Hood Of Broke Down Car
    Frank Burns
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    “Mr. Affleck, how much again did you pay for this car?”
    “$106,000 and a sex weekend with the wife.”
    “You know there’s supposed to be an engine in here, right?”
    “The guy said it was an invisible engine like from Wonder Woman’s plane. Does that mean I got ripped off?”
    ” . . . “

  44. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    tom
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    I bet she’ll get an oscar with that movie.

  45. Pink Kneeling In Front Of Carey Hart Crotch
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    “I can never read your writing…ah, is that supposed to be a heart?”

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Dude, your looking at the wrong thing. Fuck the camera, stare at those delicious tits. What does she smell like? She’s fucking perfection.

  47. Mollie King Cleavage Nipples No Bra The Saturdays
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    She’s cute. Never heard of her.

  48. Kevin Jonas
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    The least he could do is reach around to his whammy bar.

  49. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Buttcheeks Booty Shorts 21st Birthday Party Instagram
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    An assortment of douches

  50. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples V Neck T Shirt Cutoff Jean Shorts Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Wow, Kathy Bates went on a crash diet

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