The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.23.14

July 23rd, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ll shoot you straight and tell you I’m about to make nothing but anal sex jokes. First, it’s David Beckham learning the hard way why you never turn down John Travolta‘s invite to a Sea Org cruise, then there’s Richard Gere holding a statuette of a tiny, mythical creature of lore that undoubtedly is going right up his ass, and finally, there’s Young Commissioner Gordon doing this, which isn’t necessarily about the difficult brown, but reminds me of when a dog shits and their legs shake and they look at you like “C’mon man, do you have to giggle like that? Jesus.”

Welcome to the awful, infantile prison from which there is no escape that is my mind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunlight Instagram
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    How is it that she’s about the same size as when she played Daisy Duke, but I don’t think she’s as hot?

  2. Richard Gere Giffoni Film Festival Trophy
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    When you’ve had the most of the rodent genus in you’re rectum, it’s time to get creative.

  3. Tallulah Willis Blue Hair Cheetah Print Slippers
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    This chick just took the “sock and sandals” fashion faux pas to the next level by wearing leopard print socks with leopard print sandals.

  4. Al Pacino Yelling Behind Wheel
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    He had a special system installed in his car which allows the car to only start when he yells “Huuuaaaaaaa!”

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Yoga Pants David McIntosh Boner Short Shorts
    guttboy
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    Why is this guy always looking at his package…..Oh….never mind.

  6. David Beckham Brown Slime Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards
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    Who is the intern that released the shit that was meant for Kim Kardashian too early?

  7. David Beckham Brown Slime Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards
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    So Tom Cruise is so rich he ejaculates gold? Is that it?

  8. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunlight Instagram
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    I don’t understand… are they trying to sell the house or something?

  9. Jaden Smith Hand Kissed By Dude
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    Plot twist: Willow was never the one we had to worry about.

  10. Prince Charles Jamaican Commonwealth Boxing Team Emirates Arena Chris Hoy Velodrome
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    “Not going to tug on your finger, your Majesty…”

  11. Vince Neil Fat Belly Motley Crue Final Tour Performance
    rican
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    Long live Sam Kinison!!

  12. Richard Gere Giffoni Film Festival Trophy
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    Dear Penthouse,

    cc: Habitrail

  13. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Belly Leather Pants Heels
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    Good lord, she is a fn cow. I’ll never understand how someone who’s entire career is based on looking hot in unable to stop stuffing bear claws down their pie hole.

  14. Jaden Smith Hand Kissed By Dude
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    True story: You can get high from the hand Jaden uses to wipe his ass.

  15. Ben McKenzie Squatting Donal Logue Gotham Set
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    The look of a man when he realizes he’s in a show with a kid from the OC – and he isn’t even star.

  16. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress
    Pok
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    I want my 500+ faps back.

  17. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunlight Instagram
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    She’s in shape again and looking pretty fucking good. She’s back in the spank bank.

  18. Melanie Griffith Butt Thong See Through Dress
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    You know how guys wear sunglasses so they can check out girls undetected? It works just as well when you can’t stand to look at someone’s face.

  19. Richard Gere Giffoni Film Festival Trophy
    brick
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    He wishes badly that thing really existed!

  20. Joe Jonas Tank Top Hawaiin Shirt
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    …a “friend”…

  21. Vince Neil Fat Belly Motley Crue Final Tour Performance
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    Snackin In The Boys Room

  22. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Black Dude Checking Out Ass Instagram
    Josephus
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    In every photo, black guy, eyes, yada yada yada stripper joke.

  23. Paris Hilton Holding Baby Extra
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    “That’s a great shot! Can you put her in the leather Coach satchel over there?

  24. David Beckham Brown Slime Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards
    kravdan
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    You stop that Bryan Singer! David is too old for you!

  25. Tallulah Willis Blue Hair Cheetah Print Slippers
    meeps!
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    And the Kraken is released…

  26. Joe Jonas Tank Top Hawaiin Shirt
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    We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild

  27. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress
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    Pink spike platforms with a green mini-dress?? *ugh*

  28. Cara Delevingne Bikini Selena Gomez Parasailing
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    With a few modifications that could be an awesome sex swing.

  29. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunlight Instagram
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    The problem is that hot ass body would go to waste because I’d have to keep it in her mouth to keep her quiet.

  30. Paris Hilton Holding Baby Extra
    Josephus
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    “The sugar went up here, I saw it, I’ll testify, just please somebody help!”

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Yoga Pants David McIntosh Boner Short Shorts
    brick
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    It’s time he explain to her that just wearing workout clothes all the time doesn’t really help.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Yoga Pants David McIntosh Boner Short Shorts
    Jason
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    Don’t skip leg day kids.

  33. Al Pacino Yelling Behind Wheel
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    He’s just gettin warmed up!

  34. Vince Neil Fat Belly Motley Crue Final Tour Performance
    kravdan
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    I need a Doctor, I don’t feel good, somebody kick start my heart.

  35. Paris Hilton Holding Baby Extra
    cajunhawk
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    Get it Paris…I nose better. Nose…better. Get it?

  36. Dean Cain Fat Untucked Shirt A Horse For Summer Premiere
    Josephus
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    He’s almost unrecognizable in this film. However, if you slow it down during the pivotal scene, you can see his face when the guy playing the front end of the horse jumps too quickly.

  37. Dean Cain Fat Untucked Shirt A Horse For Summer Premiere
    cajunhawk
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    Superman 6: The Battle with Type 2 Diabetes.

  38. Vince Neil Fat Belly Motley Crue Final Tour Performance
    cuddles
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    Hey, man. Can I borrow your Lamborghini?

  39. Tallulah Willis Blue Hair Cheetah Print Slippers
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    Rainbow Brite got dark in the later seasons.

  40. Katie Price Pegnant Belly Tight Shirt
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    The strap makes her look like one of those pictures showing you the different cuts of beef on a cow.

  41. Geri Halliwell Guy Breaking Neck To Check Out
    Josephus
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    PHOTO: Ginger Spice tells the world how she makes money nowadays.

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Black Dude Checking Out Ass Instagram
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    Fuck yes. I’d love to be front row for this.

  43. Paris Hilton Holding Baby Extra
    kravdan
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    Baby “If I get contact herpes I’m gonna choke a bitch”

  44. David Beckham Brown Slime Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards
    Ben
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    Bend it like tubgirl.

  45. Tallulah Willis Blue Hair Cheetah Print Slippers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If this nipple gets freed, I’m just gonna to start shooting.

  46. Tallulah Willis Blue Hair Cheetah Print Slippers
    Minky Wail
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    “Smurfette, Breaking Smurf”

  47. Dean Cain Fat Untucked Shirt A Horse For Summer Premiere
    kravdan
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    Look a famous name…Harley Davidson

  48. Mel B Cleavage Minidress Tonight Show
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    Oh shit. I thought it was Jessica Alba. She looks stunning.

  49. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunlight Instagram
    YadaYada
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    I hate it when she’s hot. She’s much easier to dislike when she’s fat.

  50. Jaden Smith Hand Kissed By Dude
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And people wonder why Will was so happy going to a hot dog stand ON ANOTHER CONTINENT.

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