The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.22.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a lighter selection than we’ve had lately, but it still has some good stuff. There’s Oona Laurence about to repeat one of Uncle Jake’s Taylor Swift stories, Jax Taylor’s scoop neck mugshot, and Cara Delevingne with a cardboard penis at a promo for the young adult movie Paper Towns. What? That’s appropriate. These kids need to learn about penises, that’s what our secret Tumblr is all abou– *gets chloroformed by Fish*

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