The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.20.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jeremy Irons having what appears to be a Caligula-like vacation in Italy, Maitland Ward who finally got her nipples on Instagram, Magic Johnson who is somehow just now starting to get calls about Junior, and Kate Upton’s butt, which is something Stephen Dorff would probably just use to store e-cigs in. “I’d love to stay and chat babe, but Lindsey Pelas just texted and said she’s always wanted to tit-fuck Dick Shadow from Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star.”

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