The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

July 2nd, 2014 // 431 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which clearly indicates her husband’s penchant for paying to jerk people off. *uses Bachelor’s degree to wipe Manwich off face* So until then, please enjoy shiny new lesbian Ireland Baldwin in a bikini and the rest of the pictures that you’re now voraciously clicking through after following that link straight into an FBI database.

/r/CondomsAndZima,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    I guess in the post-Instagram world, this is how you announce your ass is legal.

  2. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Some lucky little girl is going to have the best bat mitzvah ever.

  3. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
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    “Well, you’re looking very bourgeois…thank god, you’ll do.”

  4. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Swearin
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    Wow, she really, really wants that three way with Cara and Zac to happen

  5. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    Swearin
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    So, his girlfriend has the body of a 12 year old boy, why am I not surprised?

  6. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
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    I see Sasha taught him the proper technique for the “donkey fiddle.”

  7. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    charlesatlas
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    I was thinking Clint Howard

  8. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
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    Purple waves all on my brain,
    Lately my butt don’t seem the same,
    Shave my head to look like a guy,
    Excuse me for the bad hair dye.

  9. Naomi Campbell Butt Bikini
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    “What’s in YOUR wallet?”

  10. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    Megamind 2, Hairline Receding.

  11. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
    Swearin
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    “Say, does anyone recall that scene in the film True Lies where the cameraman pulled a gun out of his camera and shot the bad guys? Oh, no reason. So can we schedule you all to come film an interview with Mum at 3pm tommorow?”

  12. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
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    Just the tip.

  13. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
    JimBB
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    “Tell me that you eat regular flour and I’ll marry you right now.”

  14. Tyler Blackburn Hot Assed Girlfriend Bikini Butt
    Michael
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    Ian Somerholder?

  15. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    Voice of Reisling
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    Are they “celebrating” the Holocaust?

  16. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
    JimBB
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    Great parenting job, Alec. While you’re out yachting with your half-assed yoga instructor, LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENING!

  17. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
    Swearin
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    Nice to see a visual metaphor for how she got her recording career

  18. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
    Voice of Reisling
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    Dirty hippie hair is the new market efficiency for Stradivarius.

  19. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    JimBB
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    I swear it’s usually hard for women!

  20. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    Voice of Reisling
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    Capitol District Bitch.

  21. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
    JimBB
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    Even her bodyguards look like Jersey douchebags.

  22. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
    Jackmac
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    Not Alec’s kid.

  23. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    JimBB
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    I loved her in True Blood.

  24. Tyler Blackburn Hot Assed Girlfriend Bikini Butt
    Voice of Reisling
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    Sweet dumper.

  25. Nick Cannon Afro Messiah Shirt Jesus Jeans
    Voice of Reisling
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    E.T. fingers. Gross.

  26. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
    JimBB
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    God help us all if Zooey Deschanel ever discovers that show.

  27. Will Ferrell Wind Machine Blowing Face Back Get Hard Set
    JimBB
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    Ride the snake.

  28. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
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    At this rate, by the time he becomes king, he’ll be too senile to know it.

  29. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
    Dick Nose
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    Rodger is like WTF did I do ?

  30. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Jeans No Socks Gas Station Attendant Side Eye
    Voice of Reisling
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    I hope he got the You Ruined Star Wars per gallon surcharge.

  31. Naomi Campbell Butt Bikini
    Voice of Reisling
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    Cocaine. It’s a hell of a drug.

  32. Jennifer Lopez Cellulite Thighs Short Shorts
    Domingo
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    I would talk shit but I caught myself in the mirror yesterday bathed in natural light and I literally threw up

  33. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
    JimBB
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    Aslan, if ever there was a time for you to kill, now is it!!

  34. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
    Voice of Reisling
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    He curses Dinklage nightly.

  35. Jennifer Lopez Cellulite Thighs Short Shorts
    Voice of Reisling
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    NOONDAY SUN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

  36. Darcey Bussell Boris Johnson Launch Big Dance
    Voice of Reisling
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    Darrell Hammond’s greatest comedy bit.

  37. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    Voice of Reisling
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    Draco Malfoy, the Later Years.

  38. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Jeans No Socks Gas Station Attendant Side Eye
    JimBB
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    It always sucks when the valet is a Star Wars fan.

  39. Naomi Campbell Butt Bikini
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    My, she went to hell in one big hurry.

  40. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Voice of Reisling
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    Here she is — Miss Lower Bronx Secretarial Night School of 1966 —Benedetta Capuzio!

  41. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
    Voice of Reisling
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    “I wish I would diet already.”

  42. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
    JimBB
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    WE HAVE TO MOVE FAST! IF I”M NOT DRUNK WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR, THE TERRORISTS WIN!!

  43. Maitland Ward Cleavage Children Of The Night And BenchWarmers Annual Stars & Stripes Event
    JimBB
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    I’m feeling the luck of the Irish.

  44. Pink Sweaty Cleavage Derpface
    JimBB
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    Don’t make me slap you with my tit!

  45. Diane Kruger Butt LAX
    JimBB
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    I have here that you will be traveling with one check-in suitcase and one carry-on Topher Grace.

  46. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
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    Funeral?

  47. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
    rican
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    “Hey Prince, give us that Camilla smile!”

  48. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Flatliner
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    Heh heh heh, you’re right, there is some shit on my dick, Imagine that.

  49. Nick Cannon Afro Messiah Shirt Jesus Jeans
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    The 70′s called.. something about wanting it’s look back.

  50. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    The 50′s called.. something about wanting it’s look back.

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