The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

July 2nd, 2014 // 431 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which clearly indicates her husband’s penchant for paying to jerk people off. *uses Bachelor’s degree to wipe Manwich off face* So until then, please enjoy shiny new lesbian Ireland Baldwin in a bikini and the rest of the pictures that you’re now voraciously clicking through after following that link straight into an FBI database.

/r/CondomsAndZima,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nick Cannon Afro Messiah Shirt Jesus Jeans
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    “Gotta get my boy Jesus to play for Big State. Governor says he’ll pardon me.”

  2. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    Cock Dr
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    Suki needs a sweater & a sandwich. A different date wouldn’t hurt either.

  3. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
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    He’s a circus quality midget. Respect

  4. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
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    …. Well, actually, maybe she should only posted decade-old pictures on her Instagram.

    Still would, though.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    Cock Dr
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    She’s got a jaw like a nutcracker.

  6. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    Short Round
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    Is her chest imploding?

  7. Andrea Rincon Butt Thong Bikini Ripped Abs
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    Whole lot of famewhores out there we never even knew existed.
    … Should we thank Photo Boy for making us aware of them or scorn him? My brain and my penis cannot come to an agreement.

  8. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
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    Sir, could you point me towards Buckingham Palace? I’m hoping to spot some celebrities.

  9. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    I see nothing to suki.

  10. Kim Kardashian Side Boob Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
    Cock Dr
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    More proof that unless you’re a burn victim or a monkey ripped your face off it’s not a good idea to have more than 10 plastic surgeries on your face.

  11. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Keith
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    Jesus, no wonder no guy can stand her. This is the real world, not Barbie Dress Up Fantasy World.

  12. Will Ferrell Wind Machine Blowing Face Back Get Hard Set
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    Apparently getting blasted in the face with a leaf blower can make anyone look like Anthony Weiner.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    That’s not hair dye. Her fbuddy squirted into her hair.
    What? They like grape soda? Right?

  14. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
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    But mummy, I’m playing kill the commoners with this ray gun!

  15. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
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    “Hallo lov, yeah just about to run into a meetin… One sec..”
    “Hey darling, wanna play conscious coupling with me”

    • If you’re going to do fake Cockney (Mockney), allow me:

      “Hullo, luv, yeah just about to take a meetin’…’ang on one sec…”

      “Hullo, darlin’! Fancy conscious couplin’ wif me?”

      No charge for the mock accent lessons. Don’t try that shit on the East End or you’ll get a bunch of fivers, mate.

  16. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
    Polk
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    Didn’t he just die of a heroin overdose?

  17. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    If I can jerk off to Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny, I can probably jerk off to this too.

  18. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
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    jon hamm goddamn

  19. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
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    You see a picture like this and wonder how something so staged is called “Reality TV”

  20. Will Ferrell Wind Machine Blowing Face Back Get Hard Set
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    He had no idea kardashian training would be so grueling…

  21. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
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    How come Ireland Baldwin is the lesbian out of these two?

  22. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    Short Round
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    Why didn’t they just hire John Lithgow or Jack Nicholson to play this role. Could have saved millions on makeup.

  23. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rough Face Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    Mid forties and still bringing the sexy.

  24. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    Hammerhead? Gorbachev? I thought he was supposed to be Nixon.

  25. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
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    That’s not a TV Camera that’s actually a high powered laser beam that he borrowed from James Bond. And as for who he’s going to kill with it well let’s just say that she’s old.

  26. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
    Short Round
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    I want everyone to know that I wasn’t drunk and that riding lawn mower was borrowed not stolen and I didn’t drive it into a bar…. it was a pub.

  27. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Is that a shadow or does Lady Gaga have an enormous areola on her left breast?

  28. Andrea Rincon Butt Thong Bikini Ripped Abs
    diego
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    Fergie just popped a boner

  29. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
    big girls blouse
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    He was the bad guy in the original Wild Wild West TV series. Right?

  30. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
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    So many of the world’s problems would disappear with just one “Titanic” moment!

  31. JWoww Pregnant Belly Crazy Plastic Surgery Face Roger Matthews
    Joe Blow
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    JLoser: The paps!!! How did they know to find me here?

    Roger: Uh… maybe because you told me to call them to let them know.

  32. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    JC
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    I know I’ve said this before, but this is a person who gets paid money to make fun of how other people dress and look. Just let that sink in.

  33. Naomi Campbell Butt Bikini
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    If she’s a Supermodel, then there must be a hell of a lot of Kryptonite hidden nearby somewhere!

  34. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
    Veronika Larsson
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    Hey, Duane, whaddya say we go out for a bucket of shrimp after this?

  35. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Veronika Larsson
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    Taylor knows what works for her.

    As Philip Marlowe might have said: “She had legs that began at her ankles and ended in trouble.”

    • The Big Snooze
      I was sitting at my desk shuffling paper and trying to shake off the type of throbbing that only bourbon can deliver. Then she walked in. She had legs that began at her ankles and ended in a bad album and a shopping spree. She promised to wrap those gams around my head and take me places I had never been. How was I to know she meant chicken fights in the pool and shoe shopping on Rodeo? 4 hours later, she left me standing on the curb with a bad case of blue balls and a reputation for being a mean person. When her new CD came out, I poured myself a scotch, and actually gave it a listen. It was as dull and lifeless as I remembered her. Made we want to sleep. To take the snooze…the big snooze.
      The End

      • You, sir, win this year’s Bad Chandler Writing Award! Your half-eaten Subway sandwich that I found at a bus stop will arrive in the post in 4-6 weeks. I advise just throwing it away.

    • freaknasty

      I’d like to be in some trouble. Deep in.

  36. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    Qmak
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    First audience question: “Barney what have you been doing since the children’s show ended?”

  37. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
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    A VIP screening of a movie that’s been out of the theaters for over a year?

  38. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Her wicked stepmother would be doing yoga in that outfit on that rail.

  39. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
    Veronika Larsson
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    “Waiter! Hurry, my blood alcohol level has dropped below its normal .32!”

  40. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Joe Blow
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    Someone needs to explain to her the meaning of “Trying too hard”.

  41. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
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    “This British technology is astounding! You’re telling me that with this ‘micro’ camera I can actually record video? That is amazing! Now get the forklift and bring me over that ‘cellphone!’”

  42. Nick Cannon Afro Messiah Shirt Jesus Jeans
    Slashman3
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    Almost looks like Richard Pryor here.

  43. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Liza Minelli is looking slightly less manly than usual today.

  44. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
    Joe Blow
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    Hey, that’s the bag that Navarro used to carry the stolen override device. That can only mean one thing…

  45. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
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    “Yep. You’re right. It is exactly eight inches long.”

  46. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Sure beats posting a picture of her husband drooling into a bowl of oatmeal.

  47. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    CrashHell
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    Turn her Zac! TURN HER FOR AMERICA!

  48. Naomi Campbell Butt Bikini
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    I thought Rick James died ten years ago?

  49. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    At least he’s not dressed like a pirate in this one.

  50. Lily Allen Butt Panties See Through Dress Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    CrashHell
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    She needs to stop attending all these premiers and get on that boat to save freaking brother already…WE DO NOT SOW LILY, WE DO NOT SOW!

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