The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

July 2nd, 2014 // 431 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which clearly indicates her husband’s penchant for paying to jerk people off. *uses Bachelor’s degree to wipe Manwich off face* So until then, please enjoy shiny new lesbian Ireland Baldwin in a bikini and the rest of the pictures that you’re now voraciously clicking through after following that link straight into an FBI database.

/r/CondomsAndZima,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    “So Michelle, I hear you like girls….Guess what?”

  2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
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    The movie’s title is “Hercules vs Dianabol.”

  3. Andrea Rincon Butt Thong Bikini Ripped Abs
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    That’s a lipo job on her stomach. Tara Reid’s doc should’ve stopped at this point. Just sayin

  4. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
    ultra
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    blowjob class

  5. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The chances of Alec Baldwin and some asshole named Slater Trout fucking her up had to be at least 97%.

  6. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    A Realist
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    Two Ireland Baldwin pictures? C’mon Fish!

  7. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
    PassingTrue
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    Does is sound a bit prissy to ask if she’d like to consciously couple?

  8. Jennifer Lopez Cellulite Thighs Short Shorts
    ultra
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    ay, mami – queso cottage

  9. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Zac, I’m still a lesbian even if you “accidentally” drop cocaine on your penis. But there’s no sense in letting it go to waste.

  10. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
    Lee Jordan
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    “Professor Flitwick has caught the golden snitch !
    Ravenclaw wins the match and the House Cup ! “

  11. Chris Martin Talking To Hot Assed Blonde Chick
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    Does he have two dicks?

  12. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
    PassingTrue
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    Waaay too much violins on television.

  13. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
    Don Draper's Dad
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    If you ever bring a shrimp cocktail near me I’ll crush your head.

  14. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
    ultra
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    Sire, the lens cap is securely on. Tis now safe to film your highnesses favorite steed, Camilla.

  15. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    ultra
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    I feel like I’m looking back on an embarrassing prom memory.

  16. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
    NotReality
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    OK now Scott, make sure you reach around (like I showed you)
    and grab her breast as you pull away… More, more, that’s it…

  17. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    PassingTrue
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    I’m just PassingTrue, and I approve of this skirt.

  18. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I have a feeling that The Mikhail Gorbachev Story will be the feel good hit of the summer.

  19. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
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    Dear Penthouse,

    My friend — Hailey — and I got on my uncle’s boat. My mom stood on the dock smiling, and waved goodbye. As we left the dock and headed to my uncle’s cabin, I started to wonder what this summer would hold in store for us. Two young, sexually inexperienced girls and my uncle, recently widowed and very lonely.

  20. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He hasn’t worked this hard since he planned (redacted).

  21. Jennifer Lopez Cellulite Thighs Short Shorts
    PassingTrue
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    Hard to fight gravity and genetics.

  22. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey El Hormiguero
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    Thoughts, right-to-left:

    “Cool.”

    “Wow!”

    “Ouch!”

    “I wonder if I cold get that violin up my ass.”

    “I bet she could get that violin up her ass.”

  23. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    A Realist
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    Amy Winehouse has never looked better.

  24. Darcey Bussell Boris Johnson Launch Big Dance
    PassingTrue
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    This is what happens when amateurs sneak into the communion line.

  25. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
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    Go look at yesterday’s picture of Zachary Ty Bryan. They’re the same person.

  26. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rough Face Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    PassingTrue
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    Before anybody else says it. Stacey’s Mom still has it going on.

  27. Kelly Osbourne Purple My Little Pony Mohawk GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Maybe she looks better in person. By “in person”, I mean there’s another person standing between you when you look at her.

  28. Tyler Blackburn Hot Assed Girlfriend Bikini Butt
    brick
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    Yes! What you said!

  29. Kim Kardashian Side Boob Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
    PassingTrue
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    Yes, she’s definitely in sag harbor.

  30. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    Too much Betty Draper. She needs a pinch or two of Midge Daniels.

  31. Prince Charles Holding Camera Sony Factory Tour
    PassingTrue
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    Anybody know where I can film a black Mercedes entering a tunnel? (just staying on theme)

  32. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    bob
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    Does this vapid shell ever get dressed and leave the beach? Must be nice being born into money.

  33. Hayden Christensen Rolled Up Jeans No Socks Gas Station Attendant Side Eye
    brick
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    “There ought to be a law against that!”

  34. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
    PassingTrue
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    And with that, the cream vanished from the cannoli. Always nice to see a professional.

  35. Kris Jenner Kendall Jenner Butt Daisy Dukes Hugging Scott Disick Hailey Baldwin On Boat
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    Kris: “Aaaannd…ACTION….OK, more feeling….”

  36. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Rough Face Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    MILF of my dreams. The things I spend 5 minutes, top, to do to this woman…

  37. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner In Front Of Giant Lion Statue Hercules Photo Call
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    “Do you smell what the rock is cooking?”
    “IS IT SHRIMP?”

  38. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    … In what Marvel movies did they cast Depp as Hammerhead?

    (The mere fact I know this character kinda shows how much of a fanboy I sadly am.)

  39. Warwick Davis Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone VIP Screening
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    “Hey Brett Ratner…”

  40. Nick Cannon Afro Messiah Shirt Jesus Jeans
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    “Mariah wanted a Chia Pet, so . . .”

  41. Kim Kardashian Side Boob Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    So many BBC entered her mouth over the years that she cannot close her jaw anymore.

  42. Kim Kardashian Side Boob Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    “OK, so after we leave here, we go to Ass Cove, then Frump Station…wait a minute, are you guys fucking with me again?”

  43. Jennifer Lopez Cellulite Thighs Short Shorts
    brick
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    Can I unsee this please? Just this once? please!!!

  44. Angela Simmons Butt Yoga Pants
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    *pant pant* “OK…how…far…have…we….run?” *wheeze*
    “Six feet.”

  45. Michelle Hunziker Side Boob
    PassingTrue
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    Ahh, Mr. Creasote is coming by for dinner I see.

  46. Bradley Cooper Suki Waterhouse Nipples No Bra Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    Ick. Eat food. Lots of food.

  47. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    ‘Heard she showed up dress like that to do part of a concert with Tony Bennett… they’re going to release an album together before the end of the year…

    The question: does that make Mr Bennett less cool or Gaga more cool?

  48. Kiefer Sutherland Yelling Carrying Guitar
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    “DAMMIT! WHERE’S THE PUB!?”

  49. Zac Efron Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  50. Lana Del Rey Shoving Food In Her Mouth
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    International sign a lady is single and ready to mingle.

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