The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.16.14

July 16th, 2014 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve supplanted our usual large-titted famewhore for 90s The Rock in the lead position because this is the Internet and Kid ‘n’ Play hair + a leather fanny pack > Coco‘s nipple tassles. *rechecks tape on adding machine* Yep, that checks out. We’ve also got Snooki‘s pregnant ass because I hate your ability to see, Dane Cook because HAHA, remember him?, and Cameron Diaz tumbling around The Tonight Show set because she’s still so young and fun!

Seriously though, someone should probably call an ambulance, there are pieces of her hip everywhere.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    Mr. Perfect
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    It’s rare – and a little shocking – when one of our female commenters starts going to the gym…

  2. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
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    Needs more lip filler, she’s still recognizable as human.

  3. Snooki Fat Ass Pregnancy Weight
    Flatliner
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    Yup, that’s pretty much what I had imagined it would look like if an ewok shaved it’s ass.

  4. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
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    There’s a woman who can take a punch.

  5. Laurence Fishburne Photobombed By Anthony Anderson Disney ABC Television Group 2014 TCA Summer Press Tour
    reginaphilangee
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    “I sneaked into her house at night and stood there like this until she gave me her shirt. Anthony, show the man how I surprised Oprah. She did not see it coming.”

  6. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    Stands for Spanx, Wires, and Vacu-suction

  7. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
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    I’d make a she-hulk hoke, but she-hulk was WAY more attractive than this dude.

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Flatliner
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    Boy, she has fallen a long way since the pumpkin patch…and she was gross back then.

  9. Crystal Hefner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Bless her for being so brave about the scoliosis.

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    This has nothing on her Mexico bikini pictures.

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    God Bless Instagram
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    She realized there had been too many candid pictures published recently.

  12. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Posing With Young Fan
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    …and his twink

  13. Kelly Rowland Pregnant Belly Tina Knowles Bitchface Carmelo Anthony Kehinde Wiley Dinner
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    Looks like Greta Gremlin is having a Chico’s kind of day.

  14. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
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    “Ha, ha, HAAAAA! Look how funny I am, now that my looks have gone!”

  15. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
    Ghengis Khanstein
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    Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt at relevance?

  16. Kesha Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    Flatliner
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    She’s waisting her time with this dress.

  17. Kate Hudson Sinewy Legs Short Shorts LAX
    cc
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    Aha, I’ve discovered the secret Hollywood sign for ‘I need some blow, you got any?’…pretending to sniff your fingers. Sadly for the valet, that’s not Lilo and she doesn’t have any.

  18. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    Spandex by Walmart
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    Workin’ hard to dispel those stereotypes…

  19. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    “If some assistant doesn’t get over here and turn this on within the next 10 seconds, you’re all fired!”

  20. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    “Ah, Agent Starling, so good to see you again. You wear Evian skin cream, sometimes L’Air du Temps, but not today. Now slide the zoning application to me and I’ll tell you what you want to know.”

  21. Snooki Fat Ass Pregnancy Weight
    Hungry Hungry Asscrack
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    When I’m done with these pants I’m starting on her hair.

  22. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    caley
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    Sisters With Velveeta

  23. Kate Hudson Sinewy Legs Short Shorts LAX
    Flatliner
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    Her thigh is freaking me out.

  24. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    I guess we all had better go see his last movie.

  25. Kesha Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    She stole Cher’s dress.

    And her hair.

    Also, her face.

  26. Kate Hudson Sinewy Legs Short Shorts LAX
    karen
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    “Liposuction? No, of course not! Why would you say that about my legs? Diet and exercise only!”

  27. Prince Charles River Cottage HQ Restaurant Tour
    Ghengis Khanstein
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    Charles is younger than any of the Rolling Stones, The Who, or the surviving Beatles.

    Feel old yet?

  28. Dane Cook Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    As a tribute to Dane Cook, I’m only going to leave an unfunny comment.

  29. Tom Hardy Legend Set
    Ginger
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    Miss, you’ve been rubbing the same spot for an hour, I told you, there IS no stain

  30. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
    Ghengis Khanstein
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    Nice hat, douchebag.

  31. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Post Pregnancy Body See Through Blouse H&M Fifth Avenue Store Opening
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    Guy on the right is one of Bill Clinton’s half-brothers. The ones they kept finding all along his biological Daddy’s old sales route.

  32. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
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    Loved this character from “Big Trouble In Little China”

  33. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    *runs into glass door* “Ah! Son of a . . .”

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Let’s do the time warp again.

  35. Laurence Fishburne Photobombed By Anthony Anderson Disney ABC Television Group 2014 TCA Summer Press Tour
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    “You’d tell me if there were a B-grade comedy actor sneaking up on me, right? Right?!”

  36. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
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    “Can you believe this fucker payed in advance? Ha!”

  37. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
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    “I’m walkin’ on racial tolerance! Wah Ooh! And don’t it feel good!”

  38. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
    JimBB
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    Hahaha, we both whacky and crazy and not at all aging and desperate!

  39. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    I smell a solo career on the one in the middle.

  40. Laurence Fishburne Photobombed By Anthony Anderson Disney ABC Television Group 2014 TCA Summer Press Tour
    JimBB
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    …And in sports highlights today, Laurence Fishburne’s publicist goes for the tackle just before Laurence proclaims himself the “King of Kung Fu” on the red carpet.

  41. Crystal Hefner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Ghengis Khanstein
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    The plastic-to-soul ratio is entering a dangerous imbalance.

    Nah, she has no soul. Rasputin was right.

  42. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
    JimBB
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    That bitch may have liked a cigar in her cootch, but she sure as shit didn’t like THIS in her ass!

  43. Tiger Woods Levitating Golf Ball
    JimBB
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    Throw it back and get me one with bigger tits.

  44. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Somebody tie Don down, all bets are off once he sees this!
    “Mothers hide your children…”

  45. Kelly Rowland Pregnant Belly Tina Knowles Bitchface Carmelo Anthony Kehinde Wiley Dinner
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    Is she sneaking Peter Dinklage in?

  46. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    JimBB
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    I suspect she would do well in prison.

  47. Lucy Liu Legs Miniskirt Putting Socks On Elementary Set
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    where’s a sleazy paparazzi with a camera on his shoe when you need him?

  48. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    JimBB
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    “Did you say your boyfriend’s name was John?”

    “No, I said he is *a* john.”

  49. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    Marketing Mike
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    I never realized Lance had a stick up his ass before…

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