The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.16.14

July 16th, 2014 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve supplanted our usual large-titted famewhore for 90s The Rock in the lead position because this is the Internet and Kid ‘n’ Play hair + a leather fanny pack > Coco‘s nipple tassles. *rechecks tape on adding machine* Yep, that checks out. We’ve also got Snooki‘s pregnant ass because I hate your ability to see, Dane Cook because HAHA, remember him?, and Cameron Diaz tumbling around The Tonight Show set because she’s still so young and fun!

Seriously though, someone should probably call an ambulance, there are pieces of her hip everywhere.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kesha Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    Personally, I think there’s hope for her, if she just ditches the gold tooth.

  2. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    This guy always looks like he just walked into a glass door, but I’m still going to assume that’s what happened here.

  3. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When they said he was high on glass, I pictured something completely different.

  4. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Post Pregnancy Body See Through Blouse H&M Fifth Avenue Store Opening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Don’t worry Joe Simpson, no one is looking at you.

  5. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I blame Howard Stern.

  6. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
    Eejut
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    Doesn’t look forced at all.

  7. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
    Josephus
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    U MAD BRO?

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    cuddles
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    Please tell me someone convinced her to drink pee.

  9. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
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    Look, I realize that scraping photos off Instagram is free…but can we get a break from Coco for just a day or two? We get it…she’s a class-A narcissist with a serious case of body dysmorphic disorder to the point that she looks like a walking Venus of Willendorf (look it up), and yeah…it’s funny to look at her trying to be sexy.

    but every day?

  10. Dane Cook Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    Josephus
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    I think the fact that nobody could even bring themselves to make a joke yet about this says everything you need to know about Dane Cook in 2014.

  11. Prince Charles River Cottage HQ Restaurant Tour
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy on the right can’t believe the Prince just asked, “How would you go about poisoning a Queen… not that any of us know a Queen, but if you did how would you do it?”

  12. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    He just stands there all day, saying “I can smell your cunt” to every woman that walks past.

  13. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Posing With Young Fan
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    That kid’s best friend is his mom and he’s still embarrassed by this photo.

  14. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
    AlaskaSnob
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    I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  15. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    rican
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    Great! I’ve been waiting for a Twisted Sister comeback for way too long!

  16. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    and the audio tech says “ok, you can just keep that boom mike”

  17. Matt Barnes Groping Gloria Govan Ass ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    He’s saying it with his eyes AND hand.

  18. Ashley Benson Cleavage Instagram
    Josephus
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    It’s almost like she *knows* you beat it to the topless photos, and is now going to go home with your best friend and send you a photo of the two of them fucking that says “nothing like the real thing.” Which you will then beat it to because hey, tits.

  19. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    Ice T(tay)
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    At this point she’s the only one masturbating to these pictures.

  20. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
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    The smell that must be under that dress…

    Oh god. I just gurged a little.

  21. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
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    This is why we need more funding for education on the use of guns. The gun clearly belongs on the side and not blocking the good stuff.

  22. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    Flatliner
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    Please, just go away. As for the door hitting your ass on the way out, I’m afraid nothing short of Ice T, a chainsaw, and some oil drums will prevent that.

  23. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
    Pimply Flatty
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    “See? The floor IS flatter than I am!”

  24. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    Jimbo
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    Who Photoshopped the dick hanging from the bottom of the dress out?

  25. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    That’s not a seat.

  26. Matt Barnes Groping Gloria Govan Ass ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    karen
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    He tried to look less ghetto by covering up all his tats but then she popped out.

  27. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Post Pregnancy Body See Through Blouse H&M Fifth Avenue Store Opening
    karen
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    Her boobs also have a giant forehead.

  28. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    Flatliner
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    Did someone get a swirly?

  29. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Post Pregnancy Body See Through Blouse H&M Fifth Avenue Store Opening
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    Time for some bangs.

  30. Kelly Rowland Pregnant Belly Tina Knowles Bitchface Carmelo Anthony Kehinde Wiley Dinner
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    What the fuck is that?

    Does she have a giant 3rd boob on her belly?

  31. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    Banana Balls
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    I told you your face would freeze lethal way…

  32. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    Banana Balls
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    Seriously, auto-correct now? Thanks Apple

  33. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
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    even his shirt is fucking terrified.

  34. Laurence Fishburne Photobombed By Anthony Anderson Disney ABC Television Group 2014 TCA Summer Press Tour
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    I see that Steven Seagal’s Mandarin clothing line is really taking off.

  35. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
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    Yep. Definitely had a stroke.

  36. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
    Flatliner
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    Looks like she used Something about Mary’s special mousse?

  37. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
    HillDog
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    Somebody snuck a snuke up my snizz! Oh My!

  38. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    dbag
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    Fire Marshall Bill?

  39. Tiger Woods Levitating Golf Ball
    Flatliner
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    Even Luke Skywalker had to start small. Pretty soon he will be able to raise golf clubs previously thrown into swamps.

  40. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
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    Strange my gun is in a similar place and is now sticking up just like the one she is holding, now the trick is to get her to hold my gun so I can fire off a couple rounds( or one and take a nap between those breasts)

  41. Prince Charles River Cottage HQ Restaurant Tour
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    Charles checks up on production of his new fingers.

  42. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    Mr. Ford is not known for slowing down but ever once in a while the the sweet embrace of a meth memory takes hold of him and he is lifted to lands beyond our understanding.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
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    Why is this idiot smiling? Sure $500 for a night with Lindsey sounds like a deal. But after she steals your coke and you spend thousands of dollars in medical treatment, it’s not such a good deal.

  44. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
    Flatliner
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    Just another Terry Richardson supporter.

  45. Tiger Woods Levitating Golf Ball
    cajunhawk
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    Take this ball before I swallow some Ambien and fuck it.

  46. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    Flatliner
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    I guess staring into an abyss is not such a good idea.

  47. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Posing With Young Fan
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    Are you sure this isn’t a picture of a young Obama and Vince McMahon taken in 1983?

  48. Kesha Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    What did Cher do to her hair

  49. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
    Flatliner
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    Someone should set this guy up with a white chick in blackface and then have her reveal herself midway through. Maybe that will be enough to make him keel over for good.

  50. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    Ed IhavenoHarris. BAM. Nailed it.

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