The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.16.14

July 16th, 2014 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve supplanted our usual large-titted famewhore for 90s The Rock in the lead position because this is the Internet and Kid ‘n’ Play hair + a leather fanny pack > Coco‘s nipple tassles. *rechecks tape on adding machine* Yep, that checks out. We’ve also got Snooki‘s pregnant ass because I hate your ability to see, Dane Cook because HAHA, remember him?, and Cameron Diaz tumbling around The Tonight Show set because she’s still so young and fun!

Seriously though, someone should probably call an ambulance, there are pieces of her hip everywhere.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    And this, children, is why you don’t blow a smurf.

  2. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    Cletus
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    “Nicole Bass-Fuchs is an American bodybuilder, actress, professional wrestler and valet ”

    A valet? Does she CARRY the fucking cars to the parking lot?

  3. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    ChickenHawk
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    What the what?!?

  4. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
    tess
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    And so many of you want this thing to be our president. No wonder our country is going down the toilet.

  5. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
    cajunhawk
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    This is Rob Ford finding out his Hardee’s coupons have expired.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    Joe Blow
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    “I had to open my mouth *this* wide to fit it in.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
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    She gives a new meaning to the phrase “cocked and loaded”.

  8. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
    cajunhawk
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    Still breaking character I see Jimmy.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    cajunhawk
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    Yes…I will pay your rent…sploosh.

  10. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Post Pregnancy Body See Through Blouse H&M Fifth Avenue Store Opening
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    Damn… her baby already sucked her dry.

  11. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    schadenfreude
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    “Farrah, are you sure this will jump-start my career?”

  12. Prince Charles River Cottage HQ Restaurant Tour
    cc
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    I say old boy, what do you think is going on with Kelly Brook’s behind?

  13. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
    cajunhawk
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    Danny Devito needs to star in the biopic on this motherfucker.

  14. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    cc
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    The gun on the one in white is unbearable.

  15. Prince Charles River Cottage HQ Restaurant Tour
    Cletus
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    Wow… Steven Seagal looks pissed that his fish and chips aren’t ready yet. Run, Your Highness!

  16. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    I just shat in my pants. Again!!

  17. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    Cletus
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    Nice gunt.

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    cajunhawk
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    She is like an Italian sports car not named Ferrari…it’s fast as fuck but doesn’t handle good and looks tacky as fuck. Moral of the story…just buy a Ferrari.

  19. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    Evidently, failure IS an option.

  20. Laurence Fishburne Photobombed By Anthony Anderson Disney ABC Television Group 2014 TCA Summer Press Tour
    schadenfreude
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    “OK, for the last damn time! I’m Morpheus from the Matrix. I’m not Samuel “Mothfucking Snakes on a Plane” Jackson and I’m not not Morgan “the voice of everything” Freeman. I’m the other guy.”

    • joe

      “OK, for the last time, I’m the guy whose daughter got shot in the face by Brian Pumper. Sameul L Jackson’s the motherfucker who got shot in the face by Palpatine.”

  21. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
    cc
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    ‘Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood.’ I’d love if, just for once, some random person such as the bouncer at this place said ‘You know what? You’re a piece of shit, and I’m not letting you in.’

  22. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Posing With Young Fan
    Cletus
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    Isn’t male prostitution illegal in the Big Apple?

  23. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
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    Quack quack … way overdone on the lip fillers.

  24. Snooki Fat Ass Pregnancy Weight
    cc
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    There’ve been strange things afoot in the shire, Mr. Baggins.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    Carlos
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    You spelled “rehearsing and preparing for her upcoming London debut” wrong.

  26. Crystal Hefner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    cc
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    One of the better looking totally vacant, self-esteemless whores around these days.

  27. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
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    Oh … I thought she dumped him for posting her ass on Instagram?

    • Must’ve realized she would be irrelevant if she did that and had a change of heart.

    • buzz

      Naw I think she tried dumping him because he deleted the pics. A media whore has to work and she can’t make money if her ass isn’t on a celebrity’s instagram.

  28. Crystal Hefner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    In love with yourself much?

  29. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
    homo sapiens
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    Anime T-shirt, Arabic script on the undershirt, and a wee lil kilt?!? Ah, hell no, dat nigga be on a cultural appropriation spree.

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    cc
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    I have to say, I wonder what she’d look on those full body scans they use now.

  31. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Why is fat John Lithgow hanging around this guy?

  32. Ashley Benson Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    Isn’t she that gymnast?

  33. Prince Charles River Cottage HQ Restaurant Tour
    schadenfreude
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    “So peasant, is there any chance you can slip a little *soemthing* into my mum’s steak and kidney pie a little later? How does the title “Sir Peasant” sound to you?”

  34. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    Don Draper's Dad
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    That’s the face of a man who thinks he’s gonna have a drink to get comfortable ahead of the contractually agreed upon coitus only to wake up in a motel bathroom in a tub full of ice.

  35. Natasha Oakley Butt Thong Bikini
    cc
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    That’s a great looking behind.

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    Internet Twitter Rant Infamy < Internet Sex Tape Infamy < This Pic

  37. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
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    Graduate of the Uncle Terry’s School of Photoshop, I presume?

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    I don’t remember the 90′s that well. Did this picture look as gay then as it does now? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  39. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    joe
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    Time: the enemy at everyone’s gates.

  40. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
    cc
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    Learn the signs of a fat embolism.

  41. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
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    I imagine this is the ending of every 1st date she has ever had.

  42. Snooki Fat Ass Pregnancy Weight
    joe
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    Assholes don’t have a ramp for her to use?

  43. Kelly Rowland Pregnant Belly Tina Knowles Bitchface Carmelo Anthony Kehinde Wiley Dinner
    joe
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    She’s smuggling Jon Hamm’s cock.

  44. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Post Pregnancy Body See Through Blouse H&M Fifth Avenue Store Opening
    cc
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    Mindy Chang says to Linda Leung: ‘Check out the fucking guy with only one shoe’

  45. Laurence Fishburne Photobombed By Anthony Anderson Disney ABC Television Group 2014 TCA Summer Press Tour
    cc
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    I’m not sure the guy in the tan suit thought his kidnapping plan through.

  46. Christina Milian Cleavage Posing On Bed GBK Luxury Sports Lounge
    joe
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    Maxim has a mattress? Some of the model names:

    The Joe Francis: King size, but only firm enough for underage girls.
    The R. Kelly: Same firmness, but waterproof.
    The Bill Clinton: Resists ash burns.
    The Kardashian: Built-in camera mounts.
    The Travolta: Complete with face-covering hoods.
    The TCLTC: Short, and firm enough to jump on.

  47. Kesha Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    joe
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    She looks like shit, but it’s the best she’s looked in years.

  48. Ashley Benson Cleavage Instagram
    joe
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    HA HA! I’ve seen your boobs.

  49. Lucy Liu Legs Miniskirt Putting Socks On Elementary Set
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    “Take your time. Quentin won’t be here for a while, yet.”

  50. Ashley Benson Cleavage Instagram
    dbag
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    Oh stop giving me that “come hither” Ashley. You’ll get your turn.

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