The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.16.14

July 16th, 2014 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve supplanted our usual large-titted famewhore for 90s The Rock in the lead position because this is the Internet and Kid ‘n’ Play hair + a leather fanny pack > Coco‘s nipple tassles. *rechecks tape on adding machine* Yep, that checks out. We’ve also got Snooki‘s pregnant ass because I hate your ability to see, Dane Cook because HAHA, remember him?, and Cameron Diaz tumbling around The Tonight Show set because she’s still so young and fun!

Seriously though, someone should probably call an ambulance, there are pieces of her hip everywhere.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    I didn’t know he was on Jersey Shore.

  2. dbag
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    Cool fanny pack, bro.

  3. Kesha Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    CT
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    Really, in one set we have to endure two pics of Courtney Sto… oops.

  4. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
    yourmom
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    After yet another all-nighter, the Mayor is found passed the fuck out and drooling on the glass. He’s working hard for Toronto!

  5. Where's Dildo
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    But when I tell ladies I’m a lesbian and love to eat at the Y, they scream and tell me to get out of the restroom. #WarOnMen

  6. Kimberly Williams Paisley Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    Jimmy
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    She’s got that Heather Graham “numb from sucking yet another director’s cock” look about her.

  7. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    yourmom
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    Someone needs to get Coco some help…. this has gone way too far.

  8. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
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    I’m going to have to side with the right wing wackos on this one. I don’t want her to be president either.

    • Mr. Serious GrumblyPants

      If she wins, and then get reelected, the Presidency will have been held by only 2 families for 28 out of 36 years. It’s politically unhealthy for her to win for that reason alone.

      But it’s hers to win because the Tea Party will run somebody this time around. It won’t be the Republican nominee, of course, but instead one of their “I got 15% of the vote and I ain’t gonna compromise!” pinheads. The other Clinton won both of his elections this way.

      • I think the “other Clinton” won both of his elections because Ross Perot was around. Those are the only elections he showed up for. It’s just that simple… as simple as about two thirds of Dem voters.

      • And “fuck you very much,” too.

      • 1992 – Exit polls showed Perot drawing votes evenly from would-be Bush AND Clinton supporters (if they would have shown up at all). http://www.salon.com/2010/04/02/dan_quayle_still_blaming_perot_for_clinton/

        1996 – Clinton: 49.2%, Dole: 40.7%, Perot, 8.4%. You could put every last Perot vote in the Dole column (and no, Dole would not have gotten 100% of the Perot voters had he not run), and Clinton still outpolls him by more than 100,000 votes.

      • Eric

        You are both right and wrong. First off, where you are wrong. You are listing the national popular vote counts. Presidents are not elected based on the national popular vote, but based on the Electoral Counts. Which is derived from the popular vote counts from each state. The winner of each state’s popular vote getting the electoral votes of that state.

        If Dole had received 100% of Perot’s votes, a bunch of states such as Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania, just to name 3, would have swung over to Dole and he would have won the election 288-250.

        Now here is where you are correct. Dole would have needed 99% of Perot’s votes to fall his way. 98% would not have done it.

      • I am completely aware of all that. I didn’t want to get too bogged down in details, and pointing out that Clinton tallied more votes than Dole and Perot combined was much cleaner.

  9. Ed Harris Crazy Hair Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
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    And starring as Clint Howard in “The Clint Howard Story”…

  10. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    They painted her on the side of a restored WW2 bomber and it couldn’t take off.

  11. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
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    Finally, a picture of someone who Kim Kardashian is hotter than.

  12. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    bigmamma
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    We don’t often see her photographed without Dog the Bounty Hunter… trouble in paradise? Vying for a spinoff show?

  13. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    dbag
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    Do you even do legs bro?

  14. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
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    He was later seen walking up to young, mixed race women and asking if they “want to be one of Jerry’s kids?”.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    yourmom
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    God, transcontinental hooking is exhausting…

  16. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
    Where's Dildo
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    Dane Cook looks terrible.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    dbag
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    Not yet Lindsay, we’re still at the party. There will be plenty of time for that later.

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    You’s is fucking right I bangs a Snookis

  19. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Derpface Daily Show
    cc
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    I dunno, I don’t find the tip of her finger that fascinating but then neither is her book.

  20. Chris Brown Drunk Karrueche Tran Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Bootsy Bellows
    dbag
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    Wearing Rianna’s face 3 seconds prior to impact. Ah the memories… good times.

  21. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Posing With Young Fan
    dbag
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    Pat meets Sid the Science Kid

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Where's Dildo
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    “I’d give my left eye for a set of gigantic tits and 15 minutes of fame.”

  23. Tiger Woods Levitating Golf Ball
    cc
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    Elin fucked with me, the PGA fucked with me, now David Blaine is fucking with me

  24. buzz
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    He’s been on roids for a while decades.

    • cc

      Have to say, I find it difficult to believe he doesn’t abuse roids or something, especially lately…no one can look huge and defined all the time.

      • Marketing Mike

        I’ve heard he’s one of these rare guys, that can get cut without
        the needle. I’m also pretty sure he’s been off for about 10 years,
        except for “Pain and Gain” where he and Mark bulked up in
        about a month, in a way that clearly defies physics.

    • …it amuses me when know-nothings & haters wax poetic about “roids”…

      • The Rock may not be on steroids. Remember, he is part Samoan and Samoans tend to be large and muscular on the natch. Or maybe he is on them. I don’t know shit except that you DON’T FUCK WITH SAMOANS!

      • 2 parts Samoan, 1 part Hawaiian, 1 part African american …in other words; Jimmy The Greek’s wet dream.

      • Charmed

        Know-nothings waxing poetic? It’s 10:1 he isn’t currently on HGH or similar and 1000:1 that he hasn’t stuck himself in the last two decades.

  25. Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Middle school photo, circa 1973.

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    dbag
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    Not looking a day past 45 here.

  27. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
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    Thaaat’s going to leave a mark.

  28. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
    cc
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    She’s a Mexican bandit here to steal your semen

  29. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Is this part of that Save the NIpple movement? Or is Coco actually against the nipple? Her photos often have a confusing effect.

  30. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Ewwwww

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    Is this one Kid or is it Play?

  32. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
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    She shoots from the clit

  33. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    cc
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    Well, I never thought it possible to kill my Emily Ratajkowski-induced boner stonedead….but you did it.

  34. Emily Ratajkowski No Pants Holding Pistol Stone Cold Fox Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Hat & boots work for me.

  35. Rob Ford Eyes Closed Standing In Office City Hall
    dbag
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    Something that the world desperatly needed: Rob’s “O” face.

  36. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    Cletus
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    “I’ve never be so comfortable… or fulfilled…. or filled.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    cc
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    Her mouth is like the Venus flytrap for booze and dick.

  38. Donald Sterling Arms Outstretched
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    Is there just not any more gun violence in LA? Fucking slackers.

  39. Cameron Diaz Butt Tight Jeans Falling Off Couch Jimmy Fallon Falling Over Desk Tonight Show
    dbag
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    “And this is how I would have scissored with Drew had we been hooking up.”

  40. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Kind of wrecks your senses of proportion, gravity, decency, taste, etc., doesn’t it?

  41. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Blowjob Face Ischia Global Film And Music Festival
    Cock Dr
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    He worked her so hard her face stuck that way.
    Ha, who am I kidding, like Lindsay would ever do any actual work.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Reminds me of banner chick contest winner.

    WHO NEEDED TO BE A PERMANENT FIXTURE

  43. RZ
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    Gotta love 90s rock

  44. Lance Bass Blue Hair ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
    dbag
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    “That’s it…. nice and slow. Inch by inch. I’ve got all the time in the world.”

  45. Kimberly Williams Paisley Cleavage Planes Fire & Rescue Premiere
    cc
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    I gave her the old Paisley tie.

  46. SWV ESPNs BODY ESPYs Pre Party
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    Sisters With Big Ole Lady Parts

  47. Nicole Bass Female Body Builder Flexing Biceps Sirius XM Studios
    Joe Blow
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    Whaaaaaaat the helllll am I looking at?

  48. Coco Topless Nipple Tassles Lingerie Instagram
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    If she made them spin, those would never touch. I challenge any engineer to demonstrate otherwise.

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    Not gonna judge – the 90′s was a bitch for everybody.

    • Short Round

      I liked the 90s because that was the last time I had hope, thought I had a good future and was somewhat happy and optimistic. Honestly, the last good year I had was 1999. Everything since has been complete shit.

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    *horf*

    what a fucking dog.

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