The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.13.11

July 13th, 2011 // 639 Comments

“Aw, just.. aw, fuck.” – Everyone in this picture.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Paris Hilton on the set of Extra where everyone thinks she’s pregnant because they forgot she looks like this every six months – it’s called a flare-up, folks – Daniel Radcliffe arrives at Heathrow as Harry Potter, Khloe Kardashian thinksshe’s Kim again and Dakota Fanning stars in Eminem Goes to Boarding School.

Don’t worry, I (try to) make up for Roseanne at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paris Hilton Baby Bump
    Kathryn
    Commented on this photo:

    “So You’re saying I can get my entire A.C Slater hand in there? Pfftt Take that Zach Morris”

  2. J

    First…

  3. Paris Hilton Baby Bump
    Kathryn
    Commented on this photo:

    “So You’re saying I can get my entire A.C Slater hand in there? Pfftt Take that Zach Morris”

  4. Dakota Fanning Short Hair
    Kathryn
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey it worked for Ellen”

  5. KOOLGUY

    ::HAPPY SUMMER TO MS PARISE! HILTON!”‘

  6. Roseanne Barr
    TBone
    Commented on this photo:

    This joke pretty much writes itself

  7. Khloe Kardashian
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    No, you’re not Kim

  8. Todd Bridges Luenell
    Commented on this photo:

    After so many years I am both delighted and saddened to find out what Willis was talking about. I’m just glad Arnold never got to find out…

  9. Elijah Wood
    Richard McBeef
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    He flew out to London to get in on some Harry Potter fangirl ass.

  10. Diddy
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    ET hand in the background saying it all

  11. Khloe Kardashian
    Jack Ketch
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    Gah … *barfs*

  12. Richard Simmons
    Commented on this photo:

    Between this photo and the previous one I am honestly hard pressed to say which one is gayer (pun intended)…

  13. Dakota Fanning Short Hair
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Ellen fishface

  14. Dakota Fanning Short Hair
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember that story about the ugly duckling?

    LIES

  15. Roseanne Barr
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    So THAT’S what a Category 5 yeast infection looks like.

  16. Khloe Kardashian
    Anti
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s got to be a better way to present the The Crap We Missed pictures. Hitting the arrow over and over is a pain in the ass.

  17. Lisa Kudrow
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Call Megan, she can held with that

  18. Helena Christensen
    Gstizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it..

  19. Brooklyn Decker
    Richard McBeef
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    Is she a nun or a judge?

  20. Richard Simmons
    Commented on this photo:

    This is pretty much what a hipster blood cell looks like.

  21. Kelly Brook
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    She even matched the dress with the setting, cute

  22. Lisa Kudrow
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    She isn’t squandering her money trying to hold bacl the clock with plastic surgery… Too bad.

  23. Avril Lavigne
    Richard McBeef
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    She looks a lot better in a bikini on a yacht. and out of focus

  24. Brooke Shields
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    right before she chases some kid thru the grape vines n dies of a heart attack

  25. Paris Hilton Baby Bump
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you really just leave your vagina print on the Chinese Theater Sidewalk? Wow, you can even see the blisters.”

  26. Diddy
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do the Humpty-hump!”

  27. Brooklyn Decker
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh, the unibrow, it’s alive

  28. Penn Badgley
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Gayest thing I have seen all day and I saw the previous picture literally 5 seconds ago.

  29. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d fuck her for that coat, then sell it to turkish and say a supermodel had sex in it

    • Wicked movie. Vinnie Jones was awesome, and Brick Top was one bad motherfucker.

      “Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt, me.”

      I gotta watch it again now.

    • cc

      Top 10 action movie of all time.

    • ................

      “….sell it to Turkish………..”

      I have no idea why you felt the need to bring Turks in this but it’s Turk, not Turkish. Some examples for you to distinguish the difference between Turk and Turkish:

      I am a Turk.
      I am Turkish.
      I speak Turkish.
      Turkish food is truly delicious.
      Turks are friendly and hospitable people.

      There is your lesson for the day from a Turk.

  30. Kelly Brook
    NTT
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    She lies.

  31. Dakota Fanning Short Hair
    Arizona Ken
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    Pictured after literally sucking the chrome off of a fender.

  32. Helena Christensen
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no! She has a Tori Spelling chest cavity around her navel.

  33. Elijah Wood
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet his “gaydar” is getting a busy signal right now.

  34. Paris Hilton Baby Bump
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    “the doctor said it’s called a ‘cum bubble”.

  35. Brooke Shields
    NTT
    Commented on this photo:

    She crazy.

  36. Elijah Wood
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry sir, but no douches over 3 ounces are allowed past security.”

  37. Katie Price
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    LiLo style

  38. Avril Lavigne
    NTT
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, Twilight is played out, but thanks anyway, hon.

  39. Paris Hilton Baby Bump
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    It must be bad. She’s called in the crab whisperer.

  40. Roseanne Barr
    Commented on this photo:

    Rosie does her impression of Snookie’s vagina.

  41. Khloe Kardashian
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Irr Elephant

    I’m going to keep doing this one until someone gets it. I thought it was so funny. Help me out here. Please.

  42. Todd Bridges Luenell
    Mark B
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the fat one Kid or Play? And why did he get a sex change operation??

  43. Khloe Kardashian
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Khloe: “Does this dress make my upper arm fat droop over my elbow?”
    The World: “Yes, it does.”

  44. Sharon Osbourne
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Square face

  45. Richard McBeef

    Hopefully that gets spontaneously aborted before it becomes a human / herpes virus hybrid that kills us all.

  46. Roseanne Barr
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    i think i see boba fett.

  47. Todd Bridges Luenell
    Commented on this photo:

    Diff’rent Stokes cast reunion.

  48. Khloe Kardashian
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    post-meal anaconda.

  49. Christie Brinkley Chicago
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Christine now surrounds herself with gays?

  50. Katie Price
    NTT
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is her upper deck 8xs bigger than her lower deck

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