Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong.
This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi with Kellan Lutz know what I’m talking about (I have no clue.),
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Charlie: Hey Slash…you gonna wear that stupid fucking hat again?
Slash: Yeah.
Charlie: Me too.
Is her face pressed up against the windshield?!?
I think it’s been epoxied there.
CHICLET!
CHICLET!
I spilled a little DNA.
Did you mistake it for the gay porn on your laptop?
Endo aka Tony aka Angry Fat Woman
fucku aka another closet homo
Another thumb mystery
Looks like Tony was finally able to unstick his hands from the keyboard after the Jessica Blimpson post.
What does this girl even do? She was a mediocre actor, singer but now she doesn’t even do that.
The crap we missed is a mix of hotest young happening girls with bikinis, grade B celebs and has been actors. Hilary is one of the last. they still have enough money left to pay off a pap to shoot these and send it to the photo web sites where bloggers cn download what is happening.
granted f oush comes to shove(not mentioning a 2 big macs for the price of one sale.) she will probably attempt to sing. act highly unlikely .
I think that dude just blew the leaves from my yard.
Lovely…just lovely
I get so annoyed every time I see her.
Agromegaly is a hell of a disease.
She’s an acronymphomaniac – she shagged her way to the top
Shagged her way to the top of WHAT?
1). She was 3rd best in a harem of average Hef girlfriends.
2). Her husband can’t catch a ball…even when you pay him.
3). Her *oops* released home porn was average. I got tired of jerking off to her lousy effort long ago. Japanese Bukkake, it ain’t.
So…you enjoy watching men cum all over other men?
looks like roller girl knocked him up.
“Those hats look fucking ridiculous.” – Abraham Lincoln
Wasn’t allowed to ‘like’ your comment, but I do, I really do.
Kudos on the moniker, a tip of the hat to grebo fans everywhere.
Is this the guy that’s famous for standing in the background of all of the Twilight films?
Body by Bulimia. Pass!
You’re not fooling anyone, Tony.
LA Kings aka Tony aka Angry Fat Woman
she was never hot. but she has seen better days and is still doable.
I thought she was pretty hot in that one movie with Don Johnson as a used car salesman. (The Hot Spot). But that was over 20 years ago.
Or Dune.
Full-frontally nude Jennifer Connelly. That’s all I remember.
NEVER HOT??? If you get a chance, check her out in a 1983 film, Class or a 1985 film entitled Creator, with Peter O’Toole, Vincent Spano, and Mariel Hemingway. That’s HOT!
I’ve never seen Creator, but I’m pretty sure I remember everyone else saying it was a piece of shit of the first order.
I liked it. But that’s not the point. Virginia Madsen removed her top for some shower scenes, and that’s what I was referring to.
Or a pretty good flick called White Mischief. She was buckassnekkid most of the time. Extremely fappable.
That was Greta Scaachi – and they look nothing alike.
i’ve seen them. like i said doable but not hot. in Class she showed off one tit and it was nice. never said it was bad just not hot.
That’s what makes horse races and politics.
Tomorrow first thing, you go down to the newsstand, and you get Harper’s. And the Nation, too, which you also managed to forget.
He’s playing the part of a drop of Jizz in this film
Her facial expression is similar to the expression on my face when I look at her tits
‘Not looking too bad at all’ – a week old pizza
I can almost see where her belly button is hiding.
(because she has no belly button y’see…it’s funny…really)
beautiful face. she reminds me of a mermaid for some reason lol
Agreed
Well played, my marsupial friend.
Wonder why the link to the mermaid pic was deleted…
This picture made me check my zipper on my pants. Yep. Still zipped up. On the floor. *cries and clicks to the next picture*
not pictured aubrey o’day in that green “bikini”
She looks like she is one tit joke away from going medieval on someone…
David Arquette photo bomb?
she just had a baby, so shes a MOTHER. i think shes adorable, even as a pudge ball
I agree.
I love her madly. I’d like to put my initials on her ass in hickeys so if she bends over, from behind she’ll spell “V i B” !
nice stems. her face looks like napoleon dynamite though…
I won’t even try to top fish’s comment…
A transsexual meth-head exposing her crotch… There has to be some fucking law against that!
/The thing has arms like Keith Richards.
You are not fooling anyone, Tony.
zenden aka Tony aka Angry Fat Woman
wal mart chic.
I hear they sell Slim Fast at a good price.
Everybody and his fucking dog has a star on the ‘Walk of Fame’ now.
Slash is the man.
I’d pee in his butt… wait, what the fuck? I may need a vacation from you jokers!
shes so pretty. love her body too.
I dig her too. I love half-exotic women.
Apparently Snooki just feel down and aborted…
(Don’t even pretend that wouldn’t be funny)
The falling down part would be. Not the rest. I assume you’re not a parent?
“Britians be all like ‘I think I’ll fancy a crisp’, while Americans be all like ‘Give me a goddamn sack of muthafuckin’ potato chips, bitch. And they BETTER be ranch flavored!’ Am I right? I’m right, aren’t I?”
didnt know he was expecting quadruplets.
What was the thought process here? “Got surgical enhancement. No longer need to diet and exercise.”
Correction…he IS the set.
cute!
Is it?
It’s only going to go down from here
Luis, as a fellow latino, please don’t feed the stereotypes.
“feed” lol
And this is after 4 layers of Spanx.
Love these National Geographic photoshoots where they capture people of strange cultures in their ‘natural settings’…
“Something smells like a dead animal” – Brett Michaels’ bandana
Jacopo really took it hard when the Count threw him out of the house…
nice body
I think her face is melting
I think that her hands were the basis for an episode of Seinfeld
Proving once again that no DJ is powerful enough to distract hipsters from their status updates.
Which bumper would hold up better in a rear end collision?
As Jon Lovitz used to say: ACTING!!!!
acting…..something that John Lovitz has never actually done himself.
no but he made a great Critic
GENIUS!!!
She found her facemate. It’s Jeff Goldblum 3/4 way into his “Fly” transformation.
Has he been hanging out with Nick Nolte?