Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong.
This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi with Kellan Lutz know what I’m talking about (I have no clue.),
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Correction: Brother D.L. Hughley in New York City.
Awesome!
About as sexy as a heroin addict with full blown AIDS.
Gore aka Tony aka Angry Fat Woman
fucku aka another closet queer
Horatio Sanz + Tracy Morgan = That
She looks great, except for the Judge Smails’ hat.
I got a free bowl of soup for her…
I recognize Shaq, but I can never remember which Olson twin is which.
Can’t be the Olsens because they appear to be smiling.
“Performing,” eh?
With those glasses? What was he thinking
somewhere a homeless woman has lost her wardrobe
I’m finding it difficult to not kill myself after reading “Lucy Mecklenburgh launching her first swimwear collection with Bella Bamba at Sanctum Soho in London”.
Feed this hungry prostitute a few sandwiches on my tab. She can repay me when she looks like she doesn’t have cancer.
walken talken aka Tony aka Angry Fat Woman
“It’s a fucking JOKE, Slash! I don’t REALLY have your nose!”
The memories of Blimpson have, for now, been vanquished.
Takes crazy to invite crazy.
I think one eye’s having second thoughts about watching his wife with a black man
Can you imagine how awful it must be to sit in the row in front of him and have to listen to him talk for an entire flight?!
Couldn’t be that bad, I’m sure it would be all about Selma Hayek’s boobs.
No, but I can imagine what it’s like to jump out of a plane to the sweet release of death.
That’s a nice cheek, I care not what others say.
Totes. I’d be pretty satisfied with it.
We get it, we get it, Mrs. Jolie
Czech women are great lovers, not as good as Brazilian women but a good second.
so…a photo shoot to promote ass-sex pornos?
Are you saying there’s something wrong with that?
Yeah, “performing”, i.e. playing music someone else created.
“AHAHAHA!!! Lookit that homeless guy!!! He’s so HOMELESS!! HAHAHAHA!!!!”
Have a kid at 18 instantly look like 30. Masturbation looking better and better, doesn’t it?
Why they covered the mic stand in Cheese Bugles, I’ll never know.
And the award for best shit-eating grin goes to…
The lady behind wants to tell her it’s made out of chocolate
that little piece of boob hanging out the side of her dress reminds me of that little piece of vagina that was hanging out the side of her bikini.
That picture is my screensaver.
Reminds me of a Babybel I once ate
Is her father The Joker? They have the same smile.
Do NOT tell me this is a girl!
She did a good job hiding her johnson for once.
They tell their kids they’re piano players in a brothel
Holy cankles Batman!
whoever this is, she’s cute. i approve.
thought it was danica mckeller
Ohhh Wilbur
Get rid of that frown young man and help your mother
Stupid kid…too lazy to even get a paper route.
Let’s focus on her essentials: tits!
Yeah, she’s aging like a Roberts alright.
She looks like she’s trying not to stare at her own chest.
She looks like Gabe from Penny Arcade if he had pink hair.
A night with Steven Tyler’s mic stand: the artist and health implications as interpreted by Hugh Laurie.
How did America get stuck with him?
Well played, England. Well played.
She won for “Best We-thought-you-were-Mira-Sorvino”.
“U mad, bro?”
Is he shooting the Louis Farrakhan Story?
I can’t wait until she turns 20 so we don’t have to call her that anymore.
Then they just change it to former teen Mom.
she’s 20 already, they just call her that cause she’s still on the show
Ruxin Face!!!
Rolling!
Hey, it’s Rin-Chin-Chin!!!
Ever wonder what it would look like if Sam the Eagle and Cyndi Lauper shot up a bunch of heroin and had a baby?