The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.11.12

July 11th, 2012 // 586 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong.

This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi with Kellan Lutz know what I’m talking about (I have no clue.),

- Photo Boy

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  1. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
    catapostrophe
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    Correction: Brother D.L. Hughley in New York City.

  2. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
    catapostrophe
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    Awesome!

  3. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    Gore
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    About as sexy as a heroin addict with full blown AIDS.

  4. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
    catapostrophe
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    Horatio Sanz + Tracy Morgan = That

  5. Jaime Pressly Tight Jeans
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    She looks great, except for the Judge Smails’ hat.

  6. Shaquille ONeal Minions Universal Orlando
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    I recognize Shaq, but I can never remember which Olson twin is which.

  7. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    catapostrophe
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    “Performing,” eh?

  8. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    With those glasses? What was he thinking

  9. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
    jason
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    somewhere a homeless woman has lost her wardrobe

  10. Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini
    catapostrophe
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    I’m finding it difficult to not kill myself after reading “Lucy Mecklenburgh launching her first swimwear collection with Bella Bamba at Sanctum Soho in London”.

  11. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    walken talken
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    Feed this hungry prostitute a few sandwiches on my tab. She can repay me when she looks like she doesn’t have cancer.

  12. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
    catapostrophe
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    “It’s a fucking JOKE, Slash! I don’t REALLY have your nose!”

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    cc
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    The memories of Blimpson have, for now, been vanquished.

  14. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
    Backdoor Ninja
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    Takes crazy to invite crazy.

  15. Shaquille ONeal Minions Universal Orlando
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I think one eye’s having second thoughts about watching his wife with a black man

  16. Antonio Banderas Briefcase Yoga Magazine
    The Pope
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    Can you imagine how awful it must be to sit in the row in front of him and have to listen to him talk for an entire flight?!

  17. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    cc
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    That’s a nice cheek, I care not what others say.

  18. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    DeucePickle
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    We get it, we get it, Mrs. Jolie

  19. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    theoriginal LJ
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    Czech women are great lovers, not as good as Brazilian women but a good second.

  20. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
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    so…a photo shoot to promote ass-sex pornos?

  21. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    O'chunt
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    Yeah, “performing”, i.e. playing music someone else created.

  22. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
    Jack
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    “AHAHAHA!!! Lookit that homeless guy!!! He’s so HOMELESS!! HAHAHAHA!!!!”

  23. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
    Backdoor Ninja
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    Have a kid at 18 instantly look like 30. Masturbation looking better and better, doesn’t it?

  24. Hugh Laurie
    cc
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    Why they covered the mic stand in Cheese Bugles, I’ll never know.

  25. Maria Bello Cleavage Seahorse Statuette Ischia Global Film Fest
    moo
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    And the award for best shit-eating grin goes to…

  26. Maria Bello Cleavage Seahorse Statuette Ischia Global Film Fest
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The lady behind wants to tell her it’s made out of chocolate

  27. Maria Menounos Cleavage
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    that little piece of boob hanging out the side of her dress reminds me of that little piece of vagina that was hanging out the side of her bikini.

  28. Roxanne Pallett Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress
    moo
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    Reminds me of a Babybel I once ate

  29. Maria Menounos Cleavage
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    Is her father The Joker? They have the same smile.

  30. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    Backdoor Ninja
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    Do NOT tell me this is a girl!

  31. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They tell their kids they’re piano players in a brothel

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Baby Weight
    Boy Blunder
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    Holy cankles Batman!

  33. Roxanne Pallett Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress
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    whoever this is, she’s cute. i approve.

  34. Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini
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    thought it was danica mckeller

  35. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage The Today Show
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    Ohhh Wilbur

  36. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Get rid of that frown young man and help your mother

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage The Today Show
    Backdoor Ninja
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    Let’s focus on her essentials: tits!

  38. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    The Pope
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    Yeah, she’s aging like a Roberts alright.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    rstak
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    She looks like she’s trying not to stare at her own chest.

  40. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    She looks like Gabe from Penny Arcade if he had pink hair.

  41. Hugh Laurie
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    A night with Steven Tyler’s mic stand: the artist and health implications as interpreted by Hugh Laurie.

  42. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
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    How did America get stuck with him?

    Well played, England. Well played.

  43. Maria Bello Cleavage Seahorse Statuette Ischia Global Film Fest
    The Pope
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    She won for “Best We-thought-you-were-Mira-Sorvino”.

  44. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    “U mad, bro?”

  45. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
    Contusion
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    Is he shooting the Louis Farrakhan Story?

  46. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
    Contusion
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    I can’t wait until she turns 20 so we don’t have to call her that anymore.

  47. Janice Dickinson
    flaT
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    Ruxin Face!!!

  48. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
    Contusion
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    Rolling!

  49. Janice Dickinson
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    Hey, it’s Rin-Chin-Chin!!!

  50. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    hpflapjacks
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    Ever wonder what it would look like if Sam the Eagle and Cyndi Lauper shot up a bunch of heroin and had a baby?

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