Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong.
This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi with Kellan Lutz know what I’m talking about (I have no clue.),
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Asstastic!
That’s a nice ass cheek.
perfect body. now this is what a feminine and curvy but lean and fit woman looks like. very pretty face too.
Just let your SOUL GLOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!
yes!!
WINNER!
“Anybody need anything notorized?”
That’s a Greendale graduate alright.
Malcolm ex actor
I know he’s big but I think those suppositories may be overkill…
Dammit…stole my thunder!
I’m not really good with matching stuff I wear but those shoes look like shit with that suit.
haha I didn’t even notice until reading your comment
Thank you, Janice…
For what?
For crossing your legs…
The joy of being the sloppy character actor.
I love the new Danica McKellar wax statue!
You would think with that much forehead there would be a brain that functioned higher than a 9 year old child that’s been locked in her parents’ basement for 6 years.
That might have been true before it splintered a thousand headboards.
Those shopping carts are almost as tall as her.
Almost as tall as her what?
This is Lou Dobbs worst nightmare.
No, they all appear to have jobs.
Kind of a bad example, even though I think Lou Dobbs is a piece of shit, his wife is Mexican.
Two words. MOTOR BOAT
I think the odds are great she smells quite good.
I doubt it, because apparently she has a little extra cheese on the taco.
You couldn’t be more gay if you blew your father as you wrote that.
Jerry Sandusky just might have something to say about that.
I’m a lady. :)
It’s like he’s attending a 1890′s Buddhist charity baseball tournament that never existed.
I have to admit, that’s a pretty good Mike Doonesbury impression.
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Great casting. Except for the cigarette and beer gut, he’s a dead ringer for Cuauhtemoc. Aztec warrrior, indeed.
he’s not Mexican.. you idiot.
You’re not supposed to take the airplane’s free magazines, you know.
I need to get one of those things for my passenger seat so I can drive in the HOV lane.
In the background of every picture, there’s a white guy whose face…wait, that’s not right.
Twat-buffoon.
Every guy’s dream prom date.
Now this is how you make a stroke look pretty!
Is this one of those horrible anti-smoking ads?
Is it profound “I don’t give a fuckness”?
Or a sad sad case of “Please look at MEEEEEEEEE”?
“NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME!”
The face of a woman who can’t decide between the fish or the chicken.
“Just order the Chicken of the Sea and then you can have the best of both worlds.”- Jessica Simpson
When you’re married to Melanie Griffith, even a 2-years-old copy of a glossy Yoga mag makes for great wank fodder in the airport toilets.
Could not get work as a guy, so pretending to be a lesbian was the next best option.
Rediscovered and digitally remastered, it’s Bing Crosby in ‘The Road to Medellin’
If she has an emergency pee event it’s gonna be real hard to get those jeans down quick for the sidewalk squat.
Hell, she can just pee in my mouth! She’s gorgeous.
On the other hand, if she has an emergency Furious Humping With Me event, I can promise those thing are coming off in a milisecond.
“So I grabbed his balls LIKE THIS and said,’ These will have to come off!” and for the last time, that’s how I got hired for House.
This girl is so incredibly boring
“Yeah, I know… I won a fucking seahorse award… just take the pic so I can chuck this thing, ok?”
She won the Sarah Jessica Parker award?
The black men just can’t resist a squeeze on Kardashian ass implants.
Whoa, she is looking rough.
Shopworn, it the phrase I believe.
“shopworn” hahaha perfect…she’s always looked ‘hard’ but now it’s even worse…just perfect
It would look good on Maria Menounos.
I’m not just a member of the Hair Club for Men, I blew the president!
How to dress like a star.
Cover self with glue, roll around in Salvation Army dumpster.
Now when you catch one of these you want to be very careful handling it. while removing the hook…they have spines that can really hurt you.
Now that is the correct way to wear a plain white t-shirt.
I just hope this “Find Your Facesofmethmate” event is raising money for a good cause…
That car must have the optional visor heat lamps
Dunno who she is….but there’s something very cute about this photo.
No love for those shoes? They seem like something women should like.
She got little feets.
Suckable, lickable, fappable, cummable, little feets. mmmmmm
She’s in a hot sex scene in “Lake Placid 3″, and appeared on a UK soap called “Emmerdale”. I think she’s someone to look forward too. Nice boobs!
C’mon, smile a little princess.
What movie premier is she at now ?
People have got to stop taking pictures of this broad.
Must be laundry day.