The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.11.12

July 11th, 2012 // 586 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong.

This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi with Kellan Lutz know what I’m talking about (I have no clue.),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
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    Asstastic!

  2. Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini
    lily
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    perfect body. now this is what a feminine and curvy but lean and fit woman looks like. very pretty face too.

  3. Antonio Banderas Briefcase Yoga Magazine
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    Just let your SOUL GLOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!

  4. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
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    “Anybody need anything notorized?”

  5. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
    Animal
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    That’s a Greendale graduate alright.

  6. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Malcolm ex actor

  7. Shaquille ONeal Minions Universal Orlando
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    I know he’s big but I think those suppositories may be overkill…

  8. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
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    I’m not really good with matching stuff I wear but those shoes look like shit with that suit.

  9. Janice Dickinson
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    Thank you, Janice…
    For what?
    For crossing your legs…

  10. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    The joy of being the sloppy character actor.

  11. Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini
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    I love the new Danica McKellar wax statue!

  12. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage The Today Show
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    You would think with that much forehead there would be a brain that functioned higher than a 9 year old child that’s been locked in her parents’ basement for 6 years.

  13. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
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    Those shopping carts are almost as tall as her.

  14. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
    AttackKat
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    This is Lou Dobbs worst nightmare.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    LRonHoover
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    Two words. MOTOR BOAT

  16. Roxanne Pallett Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress
    Animal
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    I think the odds are great she smells quite good.

  17. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
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    It’s like he’s attending a 1890′s Buddhist charity baseball tournament that never existed.

  18. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    I have to admit, that’s a pretty good Mike Doonesbury impression.

  19. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    Great casting. Except for the cigarette and beer gut, he’s a dead ringer for Cuauhtemoc. Aztec warrrior, indeed.

  20. Antonio Banderas Briefcase Yoga Magazine
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    You’re not supposed to take the airplane’s free magazines, you know.

  21. Janice Dickinson
    AttackKat
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    I need to get one of those things for my passenger seat so I can drive in the HOV lane.

  22. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
    The Pope
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    In the background of every picture, there’s a white guy whose face…wait, that’s not right.

  23. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
    Johnny P!
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    Twat-buffoon.

  24. Maria Menounos Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Every guy’s dream prom date.

  25. Maria Bello Cleavage Seahorse Statuette Ischia Global Film Fest
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    Now this is how you make a stroke look pretty!

  26. Janice Dickinson
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    Is this one of those horrible anti-smoking ads?

  27. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
    Cock Dr
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    Is it profound “I don’t give a fuckness”?
    Or a sad sad case of “Please look at MEEEEEEEEE”?

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    The face of a woman who can’t decide between the fish or the chicken.

    • Bianca

      “Just order the Chicken of the Sea and then you can have the best of both worlds.”- Jessica Simpson

  29. Antonio Banderas Briefcase Yoga Magazine
    Johnny P!
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    When you’re married to Melanie Griffith, even a 2-years-old copy of a glossy Yoga mag makes for great wank fodder in the airport toilets.

  30. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    tlmck
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    Could not get work as a guy, so pretending to be a lesbian was the next best option.

  31. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Rediscovered and digitally remastered, it’s Bing Crosby in ‘The Road to Medellin’

  32. Jaime Pressly Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    If she has an emergency pee event it’s gonna be real hard to get those jeans down quick for the sidewalk squat.

  33. Hugh Laurie
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    “So I grabbed his balls LIKE THIS and said,’ These will have to come off!” and for the last time, that’s how I got hired for House.

  34. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
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    This girl is so incredibly boring

  35. Maria Bello Cleavage Seahorse Statuette Ischia Global Film Fest
    Johnny P!
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    “Yeah, I know… I won a fucking seahorse award… just take the pic so I can chuck this thing, ok?”

  36. Maria Bello Cleavage Seahorse Statuette Ischia Global Film Fest
    tlmck
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    She won the Sarah Jessica Parker award?

  37. Shaquille ONeal Minions Universal Orlando
    Cock Dr
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    The black men just can’t resist a squeeze on Kardashian ass implants.

  38. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage The Today Show
    sitsdeep
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    Whoa, she is looking rough.

  39. Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini
    tlmck
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    It would look good on Maria Menounos.

  40. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage The Today Show
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    I’m not just a member of the Hair Club for Men, I blew the president!

  41. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
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    How to dress like a star.

    Cover self with glue, roll around in Salvation Army dumpster.

  42. Janice Dickinson
    Cock Dr
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    Now when you catch one of these you want to be very careful handling it. while removing the hook…they have spines that can really hurt you.

  43. Jaime Pressly Tight Jeans
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    Now that is the correct way to wear a plain white t-shirt.

  44. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
    Johnny P!
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    I just hope this “Find Your Facesofmethmate” event is raising money for a good cause…

  45. Janice Dickinson
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    That car must have the optional visor heat lamps

  46. Roxanne Pallett Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Dunno who she is….but there’s something very cute about this photo.

  47. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    C’mon, smile a little princess.

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    What movie premier is she at now ?

  49. Janice Dickinson
    MF
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    People have got to stop taking pictures of this broad.

  50. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
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    Must be laundry day.

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