The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.11.12

July 11th, 2012 // 586 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we discover that D.L. Hughley was Brother Mouzone this whole time, Slash can’t stand the smell of twelve dollar vagina, and hey, Russell Brand, are you paying attention? If you’re really trying to bang yoga chicks, you’re doing it wrong.

This hysterically laughing group of Mexican paparazzi with Kellan Lutz know what I’m talking about (I have no clue.),

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  1. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
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    Charlie: Hey Slash…you gonna wear that stupid fucking hat again?
    Slash: Yeah.
    Charlie: Me too.

  2. Janice Dickinson
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    Is her face pressed up against the windshield?!?

  3. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
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    CHICLET!

    CHICLET!

  4. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
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    I spilled a little DNA.

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Baby Weight
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    What does this girl even do? She was a mediocre actor, singer but now she doesn’t even do that.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      The crap we missed is a mix of hotest young happening girls with bikinis, grade B celebs and has been actors. Hilary is one of the last. they still have enough money left to pay off a pap to shoot these and send it to the photo web sites where bloggers cn download what is happening.

      granted f oush comes to shove(not mentioning a 2 big macs for the price of one sale.) she will probably attempt to sing. act highly unlikely .

  6. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    I think that dude just blew the leaves from my yard.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    Lovely…just lovely

  8. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    I get so annoyed every time I see her.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage The Today Show
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    Agromegaly is a hell of a disease.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      She’s an acronymphomaniac – she shagged her way to the top

      • Chimpout2012

        Shagged her way to the top of WHAT?
        1). She was 3rd best in a harem of average Hef girlfriends.
        2). Her husband can’t catch a ball…even when you pay him.
        3). Her *oops* released home porn was average. I got tired of jerking off to her lousy effort long ago. Japanese Bukkake, it ain’t.

      • Biff

        So…you enjoy watching men cum all over other men?

  10. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    looks like roller girl knocked him up.

  11. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
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    “Those hats look fucking ridiculous.” – Abraham Lincoln

  12. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
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    Is this the guy that’s famous for standing in the background of all of the Twilight films?

  13. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
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    Body by Bulimia. Pass!

  14. Virginia Madsen
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    she was never hot. but she has seen better days and is still doable.

  15. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
    JPC
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    Tomorrow first thing, you go down to the newsstand, and you get Harper’s. And the Nation, too, which you also managed to forget.

  16. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    He’s playing the part of a drop of Jizz in this film

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    YAAR
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    Her facial expression is similar to the expression on my face when I look at her tits

  18. Janice Dickinson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ‘Not looking too bad at all’ – a week old pizza

  19. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    The Pope
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    I can almost see where her belly button is hiding.

    (because she has no belly button y’see…it’s funny…really)

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    lily
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    beautiful face. she reminds me of a mermaid for some reason lol

  21. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
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    This picture made me check my zipper on my pants. Yep. Still zipped up. On the floor. *cries and clicks to the next picture*

  22. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
    jason
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    not pictured aubrey o’day in that green “bikini”

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    She looks like she is one tit joke away from going medieval on someone…

  24. D.L. Hughley Bowtie Suit
    your mom
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    David Arquette photo bomb?

  25. Hilary Duff Butt Baby Weight
    lily
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    she just had a baby, so shes a MOTHER. i think shes adorable, even as a pudge ball

  26. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    lily
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    nice stems. her face looks like napoleon dynamite though…

  27. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
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    I won’t even try to top fish’s comment…

  28. Karolina Kurkova Upskirt Panty Flash Butt Cheeks
    zenden
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    A transsexual meth-head exposing her crotch… There has to be some fucking law against that!

    /The thing has arms like Keith Richards.

  29. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
    lily
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    wal mart chic.

  30. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
    Johnny P!
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    Everybody and his fucking dog has a star on the ‘Walk of Fame’ now.

  31. Maria Menounos Cleavage
    lily
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    shes so pretty. love her body too.

  32. Kellan Lutz Mexican Paparazzi Frenzy
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    Apparently Snooki just feel down and aborted…
    (Don’t even pretend that wouldn’t be funny)

  33. Hugh Laurie
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    “Britians be all like ‘I think I’ll fancy a crisp’, while Americans be all like ‘Give me a goddamn sack of muthafuckin’ potato chips, bitch. And they BETTER be ranch flavored!’ Am I right? I’m right, aren’t I?”

  34. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
    lily
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    didnt know he was expecting quadruplets.

  35. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
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    What was the thought process here? “Got surgical enhancement. No longer need to diet and exercise.”

  36. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    Correction…he IS the set.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    It’s only going to go down from here

  38. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    lily
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    cute!

  39. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    Luis, as a fellow latino, please don’t feed the stereotypes.

  40. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    And this is after 4 layers of Spanx.

  41. Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Belly Teen Mom
    Johnny P!
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    Love these National Geographic photoshoots where they capture people of strange cultures in their ‘natural settings’…

  42. Charlie Sheen Slash Walk Of Fame
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    “Something smells like a dead animal” – Brett Michaels’ bandana

  43. Luis Guzman Huge Belly Wife Beater Aztec Warrior Set
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    Jacopo really took it hard when the Count threw him out of the house…

  44. Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini
    lily
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    nice body

  45. Janice Dickinson
    your mom
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    I think her face is melting

  46. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    Proving once again that no DJ is powerful enough to distract hipsters from their status updates.

  47. Hilary Duff Butt Baby Weight
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    Which bumper would hold up better in a rear end collision?

  48. Hugh Laurie
    Animal
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    As Jon Lovitz used to say: ACTING!!!!

  49. Samantha Ronson Pink Hair DJ
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    She found her facemate. It’s Jeff Goldblum 3/4 way into his “Fly” transformation.

  50. Russell Brand Skirt Leg Warmers Scarf
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    Has he been hanging out with Nick Nolte?

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