The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.10.13

July 10th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome To Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a brief pause from drinking bourbon out of a coffee thermos our daily lives to collectively hate people like Rob Kardashian. And not because he somehow gained forty pounds in a week, which is undoubtedly hilarious, but because he’s the failure of a family who continues to be famous based solely on the time his sister got banged on camera. The same goes for Justin Bieber, or wait, maybe this is just what he sees in the mirror, Shia LaBeouf, who’s as American as fatigues, Bud Light and penis butterflies, and Ben Affleck already knowing where the text I can see you MOTHERFUCKER!!! on this girl’s phone came from.

In every Kate Upton photo, there’s always an Asian guy in the background saying everything with his eyes that the guy in skinny jeans says out loud in front of his boss during golf,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Amy Smart Thick Lower Half Tapestry Skirt
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    “1973 called. Your grandma wants her maxi-dress back.”

  2. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
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    Woven area rugs make great impromptu ponchos. Apparently.

  3. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
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    Did Chris Brown break her wrist at that weird angle?

  4. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    Is he the german Mickey Rourke ?

  5. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff
    Pine Table Fever
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    Even the porter doesn’t give a fuck.

  6. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
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    why do I suspect he didn’t arrive there in a Buick?

  7. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
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    “I hate eating outside. There’s always so many flies around”

  8. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
    Mista Snazzy
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    Tap Dat Azz!!!!

  9. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    Mos
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    He looks like he’s about ten weeks pregnant.

  10. Nicole Kidman
    Mos
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    How does she manage to have sagging jowls but no body fat at all? Also, where did her lips go?

  11. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    jaybles
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    lol, even the guy behind him is questioning his stupid fucking pants.

  12. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
    Jaybles
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    to the left of prince charles, David Duchovny, to the right is Courtney Cox and Seal.

  13. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Hookah Instagram
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    “We think she’s handling this coke trafficking arrest pretty well. Why do you ask?”

  14. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
    chewbecca
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    one of the worst cases of photoshop I’ve ever seen.

  15. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Kramer and the tight jeans episode. LOL

  16. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
    Craig
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    Isn’t that Tory Lane?

  17. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
    Swearin
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    Another graduate of the Alexis Knapp School of Becoming Famous in Hollywood

  18. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    Charlie Chan and the Case of the Missing Masseuse.

  19. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    “Yo, Jerry! Pizza guy is here.”

  20. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
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    I don’t know what her intentions would be in brandishing her tongue like that, but I can bet what mine would be.

  21. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Dress ModelCo Black Tie Dinner
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    How in the hell did she get in? She’s not wearing a black tie. Oh, wait! I think I get it now…

  22. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
    donkeylicks
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    Dog hat looks more credible than Donald Trump’s “hair”.

  23. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
    Guy
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    Filming a commercial.

    Let me guess – Krylon Black Spray paint?

  24. Diane Kruger Upskirt Panty Flash Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I gave that skirt to Goodwill last month. Only then, it was two place mats safety pinned together.

  25. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
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    “That’s the smallest beaver I’ve had on my stick in the long time!”

  26. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    Looks like Yoda stayed out in the sun too long.

  27. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
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    The Hills Have Eyes.

  28. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
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    Setting women back 50 years is totally the new black.

  29. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    Creepier than the ghosts that live in Courtney Love’s labial folds.

  30. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
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    Most popular stripper in the alley.

  31. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    Sylvester Cattington
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    Sagging is the male equivalent of a whale tail.
    Bitches present…. ever seen a cat in season?
    So what you see here folks….is a Pussy on heat.

  32. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
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    That woman has the face of someone who just looked into the future and saw unemployment and a meth addiction.

  33. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
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    Most people don’t know that Nicki Minaj is a licensed proctologist.

  34. Rob Kardashian Fat
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    When you have to stop and catch your breath halfway *down* a flight of stairs, it’s time to cut back on the Krispy Kremes.

  35. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
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    Apparently she likes showing off her crotch on the internet, so at least they have that in common.

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Hookah Instagram
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    Smoking Hookah looks fu*king disgusting and stupid.
    Is it supposed to be more classy than sucking on cancer sticks?
    I´m not seeing it.

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