The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.10.13

July 10th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome To Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a brief pause from drinking bourbon out of a coffee thermos our daily lives to collectively hate people like Rob Kardashian. And not because he somehow gained forty pounds in a week, which is undoubtedly hilarious, but because he’s the failure of a family who continues to be famous based solely on the time his sister got banged on camera. The same goes for Justin Bieber, or wait, maybe this is just what he sees in the mirror, Shia LaBeouf, who’s as American as fatigues, Bud Light and penis butterflies, and Ben Affleck already knowing where the text I can see you MOTHERFUCKER!!! on this girl’s phone came from.

In every Kate Upton photo, there’s always an Asian guy in the background saying everything with his eyes that the guy in skinny jeans says out loud in front of his boss during golf,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
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    I just watched Skyfall again last weekend and she was very sexy in it. The best Bond movie in a long time.

  2. Nicole Kidman
    seat filler
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    Ann Margaret never ages does she

  3. Diane Kruger Upskirt Panty Flash Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Gin&Tonic
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    panty shot and still boring? what a shame…

  4. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
    jc
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    Because when you’re 16 your meat curtains aren’t this far apart.

  5. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
    maoix
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    Call me now!!

  6. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
    schadenfreude
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    That’s the worst sweater Cliff Huxtable has ever worn!

  7. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
    seat filler
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    nobody is going to beleive the Asian guy

  8. Prince Charles Masquerade Mask Elephant Family Reception
    Gin&Tonic
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    um, sir on the right, y’ve got a little something on your he-
    eh, nevermind. he’ll figure it out soon enough

  9. Shia LaBeouf Fatigues Combat Boots Budweiser Shirt
    Gin&Tonic
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    fuck what an idiot…

  10. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress
    schadenfreude
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    Hey Asian Guy – You were just totally busted sneaking a look!

  11. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
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    The mystery is solved: We now know what Leo Gorcey with a nice rack looks like.

  12. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
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    Everybody’s covering their mouths to prevent him from seeing them laughing at his Sharpie soul patch.

  13. Nicki Minaj Posing With Strippers Instagram
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    I’ll take the both of them. I want to wreck Nicki Minaj HARD.

  14. Berenice Marlohe Swimsuit Eres Ad
    rican
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    Not enough photoshop on that one.

  15. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
    schadenfreude
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    Erykah Badu looks great!

  16. Brandy Headwrap Oversized Sweater
    Gin&Tonic
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    GAH!!!

  17. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Dynamo Secret Party
    schadenfreude
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    I could stare into those eyes all day!

  18. Nicole Kidman
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    “JKF Airport”?

  19. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
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    Now is the perfect time to kick his ass. With his pants so low, he can’t fight back or chase you.

  20. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    Skippy86
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    Gravity must be strong in the hood

  21. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Dress ModelCo Black Tie Dinner
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  22. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
    Skippy86
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    Wonder what he’ll say when the wifes asks “was she pretty then me?”

  23. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
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    Jennifer has a sniper rifle aimed at his temple right now. If those eyes drift to that girl’s boobs, it’s all over for him.

  24. LaLa Anthony Cellulite Spandex Pants The Game
    Skippy86
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    Uhm not a good choice for design pattern.

  25. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
    Nonnie Moose
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    The hat. The pants. “But I’m not gay!”

  26. Shia LaBeouf Fatigues Combat Boots Budweiser Shirt
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    If nobody notices you already, should you really wear camoflauge?

  27. Lea Michele Butt Bikini Instagram
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    That’s the perfect position, baby. Let me just get in there.

  28. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
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    He just got done sucking dick for those cigarettes.

    • pavement_smear

      I’m not sure about the specific act involved, but based on his attire, it does look like this Soulja has recently surrendered.

  29. Diane Kruger Upskirt Panty Flash Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Nice legs.

  30. Ben Affleck Posing With Young Woman
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    (Maybe I should start drinking again to get over her face…)

  31. Rob Kardashian Fat
    Katnip
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    He’s not fat, he’s Armenian. It’s in their genes…

  32. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
    Skippy86
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    I’ll bet they have no idea who each other is.

  33. Rob Kardashian Fat
    Anthony
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    Nice tits.

  34. Shaquille ONeal Derpface Team MMG Guest Coach
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    (unintelligible mumbling…….”know what Im sayin”….unintelligible mumbling…)

  35. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
    Skippy86
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    He’s getting the better end of it.

  36. Wilmer Valderrama Hipster Clothes
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    That girl is sexy. She’s the only thing worth looking at in this picture.

  37. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Skirt Turbo Premiere NYC
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    Looking good.

  38. Rob Kardashian Fat
    Skippy86
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    It looks like there is a face trying to come through.

  39. Nicole Kidman
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    If they did the Bewitched movie now, she could play Endora.

  40. Nicole Kidman
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    She has the same 1960′s robot purse as Kylie Jenner.

  41. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
    broduhjenner
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    very poor marketing skills. I don’t even know what they’re hawking, but I do know I don’t want it.

  42. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
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    Meagan Camper stars in: “Friend-zoning the Douche: An Expert’s Guide to Mixed Signals”

  43. Maitland Ward Bikini 7-Eleven 86th Birthday Party
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    She’s cute.

  44. Bill Cosby Nelson Mandela Shirt
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    “Bill! Bill! Tell us about the multiple women you drugged and raped in Philadelphia a couple years ago!”

    (scrunches face)

    “…eeeEEEWWWW”

  45. Pete Wentz Girlfriend Meagan Camper Legs Spread
    Skippy86
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    Glad to see those etiquette classes are paying off.

  46. John Travolta Straw Hat Small Goatee Commercial Set Brazil
    EricLR
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    Jim! Its batteries died again!

  47. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    He’s got the right idea.

  48. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    broduhjenner
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    he looks like wiz khalifa’s disappointment of a younger brother.

  49. Soulja Boy Saggin Skinny Jeans Boxers Hanging Out
    EricLR
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    Keep advancing the race, dude.

  50. Hugo Bachmaier Fondling Micaela Schaefers Breasts P1 Summer Party
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    Google’d her, they are some good fucking pictures out there

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