The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.10.13
Welcome To Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a brief pause from drinking bourbon out of a coffee thermos our daily lives to collectively hate people like Rob Kardashian. And not because he somehow gained forty pounds in a week, which is undoubtedly hilarious, but because he’s the failure of a family who continues to be famous based solely on the time his sister got banged on camera. The same goes for Justin Bieber, or wait, maybe this is just what he sees in the mirror, Shia LaBeouf, who’s as American as fatigues, Bud Light and penis butterflies, and Ben Affleck already knowing where the text I can see you MOTHERFUCKER!!! on this girl’s phone came from.
In every Kate Upton photo, there’s always an Asian guy in the background saying everything with his eyes that the guy in skinny jeans says out loud in front of his boss during golf,
- Photo Boy