The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12

June 6th, 2012 // 409 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kirstie Alley
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK?

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
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    I can think of no better place for a Kardashian, than the zoo.

  3. Mel B X Factor
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    Her body is rockin’.

  4. Coco Butt Minidress
    King Diamond
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    Gross

  5. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    King Diamond
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    Matt Damon looks like he lost some weight

  6. John Stamos
    YoMamma
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    That’s a surprisingly small ass…

  7. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    YoMamma
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    WTF is Richard Grieco doing at the Art of Rap?

  8. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    YoMamma
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    I say this with 100% honesty – this is the BEST I’ve ever seen her look.

  9. Coco Butt Minidress
    dickheadhole
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    Interesting how quick you lot are to take the piss out of, say, Emma Watson- but PRAISE Coco’s undying “beauty” and “hotness”.

    It disgusts me.

  10. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    Luci Fehrman
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    Looking like a rich man’s Rihanna here…5 head be damned..

  11. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    ItsTheKeri
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    I was like …Emilllllliiiiooooo!

  12. George Lopez
    EricLr
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    Tastes like other comedians’ jokes.

  13. Michael Bay
    EricLr
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    Where’s a big explosion when you need one?

  14. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    I wonder what the PSI rating is on those pants.

  15. James Caan
    EricLr
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    Don’t make me get a garbage can!

  16. Kirstie Alley
    EricLr
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    Did she change her hair?

  17. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    EricLr
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    I don’t think this all-lard cleanse is working.

  18. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    EricLr
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    Close your eyes and keep walking.

  19. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Guess who’s been hanging out with Mickey Rourke.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    EricLr
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    Not pictured: Matthew Broderick sitting alone in his bedroom with a pistol in his mouth, trying to work up the courage to pull the trigger.

  21. Coco Butt Minidress
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    Not pictured: “Cop Killer” Ice T selling out.

  22. James Caan
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    I’m still pissed Sonny got wacked in the the Godfather.

  23. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
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    This girl is athletic. She can run like this, which I would totally do, but I’m so busy with work and all.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/07/hilary_swank_running-340_234.jpg[/img]

  24. Kirstie Alley
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    Notice this is not the passenger terminal….It’s the cargo terminal.

  25. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
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    Food > Man

  26. Mel B X Factor
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    When did she turn white? I’m white. Who’d want to be white? We can’t dance very well and we burn easily.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
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    Mommy, why do the monkeys always throw poop at us?

  28. Mel B X Factor
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    She looks like she rolled in a bad of Doritos.

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
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    I don’t get the hate for her. She looks like a normal schmuck. She’s a decent actress. She respects herself enough not to carve herself up because someone says she’s not pretty. More power to her. She hasn’t gone Full Montag.

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
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    He’s pretty good in Dee Does Broadway.
    Check out his energetic “Mack the Knife”
    http://music-mix.ew.com/2012/05/01/dee-snider-mack-the-knife-video/
    Be sure to watch past 2:00

  31. Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
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    I’m thinking threesome with her and Jennifer Nicole Lee.

  32. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    MRF
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    This is part of the rest-a-breast on an inner city youth charity drive.

  33. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    MRF
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    This is part of the rest-a-breast on an inner city youth charity drive. They do good work.

  34. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
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    Another one that went and fucked up her already fucked up face.

  35. Coco Butt Minidress
    floyd
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    Isn’t it time Ice-T traded up?

  36. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    Huh?
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    We’ve been spotted.

  37. James Caan
    Huh?
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    I’m guessing from the look on his face, his foot has not grown back.

  38. Kirstie Alley
    Huh?
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    “Don’t act like you still wouldn’t do me.”

  39. Coco Butt Minidress
    Blech
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    I hope Tony winds up crushed someday by Coco, the two fluffy KKs, and Snooki.

  40. John Stamos
    Blech
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    My ass is bigger and shapelier (never thought I’d say that).

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    Blech
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    Strut all she wants, Kendra is still no match for Dude in Gray.

  42. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    Blech
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    Looking proud of yourself as usual, Deens!

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    Blech
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    She looks better than any member of the Jersey Shore cast.

  44. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    tlmck
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    Must be a mirror there.

  45. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    Randal
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    He asked for a motorboat…

  46. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
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    “I don’t know what they call these things, but dang, every once in a while it makes a funny noise and when I push on a button a little tiny person inside of it talks to me.”

  47. JWoww Butt Yoga Pants
    john
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    2 words for it: WHITE TRASH. why is “it ” on my tv ??!?

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