Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK?
I can think of no better place for a Kardashian, than the zoo.
Her body is rockin’.
Gross
Is ‘Gross’ a Pedo code for women over 12 years of age?
Matt Damon looks like he lost some weight
That’s a surprisingly small ass…
More like a non-ass if you ask me.
WTF is Richard Grieco doing at the Art of Rap?
I say this with 100% honesty – this is the BEST I’ve ever seen her look.
Interesting how quick you lot are to take the piss out of, say, Emma Watson- but PRAISE Coco’s undying “beauty” and “hotness”.
It disgusts me.
By “it” do you mean vagina?
Looking like a rich man’s Rihanna here…5 head be damned..
I was like …Emilllllliiiiooooo!
The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God!
Tastes like other comedians’ jokes.
Where’s a big explosion when you need one?
I wonder what the PSI rating is on those pants.
Don’t make me get a garbage can!
Did she change her hair?
I don’t think this all-lard cleanse is working.
Close your eyes and keep walking.
Guess who’s been hanging out with Mickey Rourke.
Not pictured: Matthew Broderick sitting alone in his bedroom with a pistol in his mouth, trying to work up the courage to pull the trigger.
Not pictured: “Cop Killer” Ice T selling out.
I’m still pissed Sonny got wacked in the the Godfather.
This girl is athletic. She can run like this, which I would totally do, but I’m so busy with work and all.
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that’s her?? omg her body is ridic!!! great pic!
Notice this is not the passenger terminal….It’s the cargo terminal.
Food > Man
When did she turn white? I’m white. Who’d want to be white? We can’t dance very well and we burn easily.
Mommy, why do the monkeys always throw poop at us?
She looks like she rolled in a bad of Doritos.
I don’t get the hate for her. She looks like a normal schmuck. She’s a decent actress. She respects herself enough not to carve herself up because someone says she’s not pretty. More power to her. She hasn’t gone Full Montag.
He’s pretty good in Dee Does Broadway.
Check out his energetic “Mack the Knife”
http://music-mix.ew.com/2012/05/01/dee-snider-mack-the-knife-video/
Be sure to watch past 2:00
I’m thinking threesome with her and Jennifer Nicole Lee.
This is part of the rest-a-breast on an inner city youth charity drive.
This is part of the rest-a-breast on an inner city youth charity drive. They do good work.
Another one that went and fucked up her already fucked up face.
Isn’t it time Ice-T traded up?
We’ve been spotted.
I’m guessing from the look on his face, his foot has not grown back.
“Don’t act like you still wouldn’t do me.”
I hope Tony winds up crushed someday by Coco, the two fluffy KKs, and Snooki.
My ass is bigger and shapelier (never thought I’d say that).
Strut all she wants, Kendra is still no match for Dude in Gray.
Looking proud of yourself as usual, Deens!
She looks better than any member of the Jersey Shore cast.
Must be a mirror there.
He asked for a motorboat…
“I don’t know what they call these things, but dang, every once in a while it makes a funny noise and when I push on a button a little tiny person inside of it talks to me.”
2 words for it: WHITE TRASH. why is “it ” on my tv ??!?