Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.
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Just wondering…has he done anything assholish in his career or has he avoided that? I can’t remember any scandals.
She gots the Madonna hands… and big shoulders…. So a horse walks into a bar….
Wilmer Valderrama! The fuck happened to you?
“Bitch, I will cut you!”
The question is: for the sake of those breasts, would you hit that? I would
Those things are held up with Kevlar and steel bands, dude. Unleash them suddenly and they’ll be reporting tremors on the news.
And hey, if you want a pair of black eyes, just ask her to be on top!
it’s a reality show, right?
“Hey guys, look at me, I’m Kim K., Get it?!”
This purse would be strategically placed… if it was bigger.
Is he actually invited to all these events, or does he just show up?
She’s giving me Mariah Carey vibes there… A fit Mariah Carey, but Mariah Carey all the same.
A little Sheryl Crow as well.
Yeah, Mariah is looking so much better without the chipmunk-cheek implants and gut.
I see a hint of Longoria too.
“Is this making you want to commit some human rights atrocities? Apparently, I’m okay with that”
Rebelling against his image as a mild-mannered copier repair man, he purchased three tough looking bracelets.
I didnt see a single photo worth clicking on. Thats a first.
I don’t know art, but I know what I like
And they blew up what to commemorate this?
Liberty City?
Miami’s NBA Championship hopes (only to put them back together a couple of days later).
Is swallowing on an empty stomach bad?
Somebody still thinks he’s Sonny.
The Grinch Who Stole Hot Topic
Is he doing a Joey Ramone biopic?
She’s the new Tanning Mom…
I don’t think he ever recovered from the cancellation of “Eight Is Enough.”
And then this Adam Richman person ate him.
Wait until she notices that there’s 360 degrees of bars around her.
This girl could give Brooke Hogan a few pointers. It might not help, but, Good God, it sure couldn’t hurt.
Saw pics of her in a bikini not long ago not bad for, what, 3 kids? Still, I’d be uncomfortable dating someone who beat the stuffing out of me.
I put on yoga pants to distract you from my face.
So that’s whose doll Tan Mom had.
I think the doll’s legs were longer as it didn’t quite have this awful stubby look we see here.
So, ya, I got sick and fucking tired of the whole vaccine shit.
So he hangs out with Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. So what?
This guy is actually spoofing someone else, isn’t he?
She brings a certain touch of glamor to Seaside Heights, NJ.
Biebs doing his mandatory monthly treatment of Usher’s crotchal burning sensation.
I’ve got $20 on her to ‘Place’ in the 5th at Woodbine at 8-1. C’mon baby don’t let me down.
that spandex is in overdrive man, if she blows a seam it could cause a traffic accident from behind (or at least something from behind)
Speaking of “blowing a seam”, I’ll bet she can suck dick like a champ! And I’ll bet she “makes” you rub her ass while she’s at it.
Caption is wrong again…it’s actually the Busted-Looking Stripper League. The Lingerie Football League was last week.
Still tastes like Not Funny.
Hmmm, not an Alley, not a Lane, looks more like grey helipad
I like’em demented.
Billy Bob Thornton does not appreciate you checking out his ass.
Okay, they are no great beauties but if they were tumbling around naked in a giant martini glass full of Wesson oil, I’d watch.
That was them?
Coco Austin’s ass has become the standard bearer for all hip-hop and rap’s promotional events.
Lilly, do you like her?
That confusing stage when you don’t know if the boobs are making you hungry or horny.
I don’t think there is a spanish translation for what Justin screamed when he hit that nozzle, but the japanese call it “Bukkake”.
hmmmm, meaty…
I vote for the one on the right even though she is trying to suck in her gut something awful
The ass of a 20 year-old.
The face of a 20 year-old’s mom.
He has mad scientist hair.
The iphone is pretty low cal, you should try it,,, its great when your ass starts ringing later too
and why do we care?
its better when the trash is IN the truck