The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12

June 6th, 2012 // 409 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. James Caan
    cc
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    Just wondering…has he done anything assholish in his career or has he avoided that? I can’t remember any scandals.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    Radadoon
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    She gots the Madonna hands… and big shoulders…. So a horse walks into a bar….

  3. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    rican
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    Wilmer Valderrama! The fuck happened to you?

  4. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    your mom
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    “Bitch, I will cut you!”

  5. Kirstie Alley
    rican
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    The question is: for the sake of those breasts, would you hit that? I would

  6. John Stamos
    lillaliket
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    it’s a reality show, right?

  7. Michael Bay
    rican
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    “Hey guys, look at me, I’m Kim K., Get it?!”

  8. Kirstie Alley
    Grace
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    This purse would be strategically placed… if it was bigger.

  9. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    your mom
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    Is he actually invited to all these events, or does he just show up?

  10. Mel B X Factor
    Grace
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    She’s giving me Mariah Carey vibes there… A fit Mariah Carey, but Mariah Carey all the same.

  11. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    K-Tron
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    “Is this making you want to commit some human rights atrocities? Apparently, I’m okay with that”

  12. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    cc
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    Rebelling against his image as a mild-mannered copier repair man, he purchased three tough looking bracelets.

  13. alex

    I didnt see a single photo worth clicking on. Thats a first.

  14. Coco Butt Minidress
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    I don’t know art, but I know what I like

  15. Michael Bay
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    And they blew up what to commemorate this?

  16. John Stamos
    Kannon
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    Is swallowing on an empty stomach bad?

  17. James Caan
    jd
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    Somebody still thinks he’s Sonny.

  18. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    K-Tron
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    The Grinch Who Stole Hot Topic

  19. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
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    Is he doing a Joey Ramone biopic?

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    dollycat
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    She’s the new Tanning Mom…

  21. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
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    I don’t think he ever recovered from the cancellation of “Eight Is Enough.”

    And then this Adam Richman person ate him.

  22. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
    cc
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    Wait until she notices that there’s 360 degrees of bars around her.

  23. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
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    This girl could give Brooke Hogan a few pointers. It might not help, but, Good God, it sure couldn’t hurt.

  24. Mel B X Factor
    cc
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    Saw pics of her in a bikini not long ago not bad for, what, 3 kids? Still, I’d be uncomfortable dating someone who beat the stuffing out of me.

  25. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    j/k
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    I put on yoga pants to distract you from my face.

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
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    So that’s whose doll Tan Mom had.

    • Grand Poobah

      I think the doll’s legs were longer as it didn’t quite have this awful stubby look we see here.

  27. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    cc
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    So, ya, I got sick and fucking tired of the whole vaccine shit.

  28. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    Matty
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    So he hangs out with Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. So what?

  29. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy is actually spoofing someone else, isn’t he?

  30. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    cc
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    She brings a certain touch of glamor to Seaside Heights, NJ.

  31. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
    Perplexity
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    Biebs doing his mandatory monthly treatment of Usher’s crotchal burning sensation.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    cc
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    I’ve got $20 on her to ‘Place’ in the 5th at Woodbine at 8-1. C’mon baby don’t let me down.

  33. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    Grand Poobah
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    that spandex is in overdrive man, if she blows a seam it could cause a traffic accident from behind (or at least something from behind)

  34. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Caption is wrong again…it’s actually the Busted-Looking Stripper League. The Lingerie Football League was last week.

  35. George Lopez
    Perplexity
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    Still tastes like Not Funny.

  36. Kirstie Alley
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm, not an Alley, not a Lane, looks more like grey helipad

  37. Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I like’em demented.

  38. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Bob Thornton does not appreciate you checking out his ass.

  39. Chloe Butler Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, they are no great beauties but if they were tumbling around naked in a giant martini glass full of Wesson oil, I’d watch.

  40. Coco Butt Minidress
    Bonky
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    Coco Austin’s ass has become the standard bearer for all hip-hop and rap’s promotional events.

  41. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Lilly, do you like her?

  42. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
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    That confusing stage when you don’t know if the boobs are making you hungry or horny.

  43. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think there is a spanish translation for what Justin screamed when he hit that nozzle, but the japanese call it “Bukkake”.

  44. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    hmmmm, meaty…

  45. Chloe Butler Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    I vote for the one on the right even though she is trying to suck in her gut something awful

  46. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The ass of a 20 year-old.

    The face of a 20 year-old’s mom.

  47. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    He has mad scientist hair.

  48. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    The iphone is pretty low cal, you should try it,,, its great when your ass starts ringing later too

  49. Michael Bay
    Grand Poobah
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    and why do we care?

  50. JWoww Butt Yoga Pants
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    its better when the trash is IN the truck

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