Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.
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The only expression she ever has for the cameras is a smirk.
Ask her to explain what a “holding” penalty is. Should be funny.
A monument to excess.
Please, Please, PLEASE be the next James Dean!
Fuck that, we’d have to wait like 6 more years, and then we’d have to hear about his “wasted talent” for the next 50 years after that. I’ll be perfectly happy when he goes the way of all the dweebs from all the boy bands no one remembers the names of. A piano can fall on his head after he reaches obscurity though, that would be pretty cool.
“Damn sure there’ll be fireworks!”
yish.
That is one lucky cheek!
Gonna be giving birth to Kim’s ass???
Scarier looking than James Caan!
You’ve seen my revolting ‘outie’ belly button on tv, but you tribal people still think it’s sexy, right?
ickkk
She’s like a less sexy tree stump
“Stop trying to feed me peanuts!”
No, seriously guys, before I was a nerd, I used to date a Playboy Bunny!
The dude every woman is afraid will show up when she responds to a ‘personals’ ad.
the last thing I want getting in the way of my outlet for latent homosexuality is a bunch of questionable chicks in lingerie. Leave football to the the tight assed sweaty men that have no problem lining up nut to butt and piling on top of each other.
Keeping your prosthetic leg secured using a garter belt is very clever. Creepy, but clever.
Something from nothing. That’s what the plastic surgeon said.
El Homo what?
Who is the Chinese broad with the lumpy ass and stupid hair?
That’s an insult to actual Chinese girls with lumpy asses and stupid hair
Every woman should have a jacket like that. A kind of national velvet.
it really behooves her
And . . . boner. Good job, kid.
Oompa-Loompa-fication complete.
“And then it went off all over my face like this!”
“Did he just yell ‘what are you wearing, Michael Douglas?’ at me?”
Pound shop Ken
Hey fucko, don’t you have a live iguana or something to eat?
Hey fucko… is going to have me laughing all. day. long.
Unfortunately, when trying to describe the size of her ass, Coco’s arms don’t reach that far.
Dammit, I just bought stock in Flowbee – and now I see he just gets that fabulous upsweep from the Dustbuster next to his chair.
I thought it was Gary Busey in the thumbnail picture.
“I have a little lint on my pubes. Can you work on that?”
Remake of Clockwork Orange?
No, but after looking at the picture, I have the sudden urge for a bit of the ultraviolence.
I wouldn’t mind bashing in Carrey’s gulliver.
Nice use of the nadsat. Choodessny.
“Mmm… you senoritas all look terrific, but how are your kidneys?”
Drugs are bad, mmmkay? On second thought… knock yourself out, bitch. Please.
Real All-Star cast over there. The white chick with the freak ass, the white dude who dresses like David Copperfield . . .
They don’t call ‘em “Funbags” for nothin’, Junior!
She looks like she makes me feel.
That black dude is about to saddle her up.
Still hot !
“And what’s the last thing you expect on a skinhead, Jim? … Hair! “
I thought a lap band was a surgical procedure, not a safety harness you removed from a children’s car seat?
She actually swiped that from a Sikorsky Skycrane.
Is this about the crazy guy who plays the piano?
Kirstie Yo-Yo at the airport….
The interview was supposed to take 15 minutes but took 2 hours because it was filmed in slow motion.
No, I really am happy, you just can’t tell that my husband is a moron who wears mink lined coats from the middle-ages and hangs out with guys all the time.
See previous remarks about the limitations of Lululemon.
“Hi Rhianna, you want it in the eye, or in the gut?”
Look Dad! Is that a Jumbo?
Hard landing ahead
Nope,, I don’t have a clue I’m stepping into New York City traffic. In fact, I just plain don’t have a clue at all.