The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12

June 6th, 2012 // 409 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kirstie Alley
    Johnny P!
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    The only expression she ever has for the cameras is a smirk.

  2. Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    Cock Dr
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    Ask her to explain what a “holding” penalty is. Should be funny.

  3. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    Johnny P!
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    A monument to excess.

  4. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
    MarkM
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    Please, Please, PLEASE be the next James Dean!

    • Joaquin ingles

      Fuck that, we’d have to wait like 6 more years, and then we’d have to hear about his “wasted talent” for the next 50 years after that. I’ll be perfectly happy when he goes the way of all the dweebs from all the boy bands no one remembers the names of. A piano can fall on his head after he reaches obscurity though, that would be pretty cool.

  5. Michael Bay
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Damn sure there’ll be fireworks!”

  6. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    yish.

  7. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    MarkM
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    That is one lucky cheek!

  8. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
    Johnny P!
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    Gonna be giving birth to Kim’s ass???

  9. Kirstie Alley
    MarkM
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    Scarier looking than James Caan!

  10. John Stamos
    Johnny P!
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    You’ve seen my revolting ‘outie’ belly button on tv, but you tribal people still think it’s sexy, right?

  11. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    ickkk

  12. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    DeucePickle
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    She’s like a less sexy tree stump

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
    MarkM
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    “Stop trying to feed me peanuts!”

  14. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    MarkM
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    No, seriously guys, before I was a nerd, I used to date a Playboy Bunny!

  15. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    The dude every woman is afraid will show up when she responds to a ‘personals’ ad.

  16. Chloe Butler Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    the last thing I want getting in the way of my outlet for latent homosexuality is a bunch of questionable chicks in lingerie. Leave football to the the tight assed sweaty men that have no problem lining up nut to butt and piling on top of each other.

  17. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    Johnny P!
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    Keeping your prosthetic leg secured using a garter belt is very clever. Creepy, but clever.

  18. Coco Butt Minidress
    it had to be said
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    Something from nothing. That’s what the plastic surgeon said.

  19. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
    it had to be said
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    El Homo what?

  20. JWoww Butt Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    Who is the Chinese broad with the lumpy ass and stupid hair?

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Every woman should have a jacket like that. A kind of national velvet.

  22. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    And . . . boner. Good job, kid.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
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    Oompa-Loompa-fication complete.

  24. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
    bdog821
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    “And then it went off all over my face like this!”

  25. James Caan
    it had to be said
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    “Did he just yell ‘what are you wearing, Michael Douglas?’ at me?”

  26. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Pound shop Ken

  27. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    it had to be said
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    Hey fucko, don’t you have a live iguana or something to eat?

  28. Coco Butt Minidress
    Contusion
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    Unfortunately, when trying to describe the size of her ass, Coco’s arms don’t reach that far.

  29. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
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    Dammit, I just bought stock in Flowbee – and now I see he just gets that fabulous upsweep from the Dustbuster next to his chair.

  30. James Caan
    bdog821
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    I thought it was Gary Busey in the thumbnail picture.

  31. John Stamos
    it had to be said
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    “I have a little lint on my pubes. Can you work on that?”

  32. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    it had to be said
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    Remake of Clockwork Orange?

  33. George Lopez
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    “Mmm… you senoritas all look terrific, but how are your kidneys?”

  34. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
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    Drugs are bad, mmmkay? On second thought… knock yourself out, bitch. Please.

  35. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    it had to be said
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    Real All-Star cast over there. The white chick with the freak ass, the white dude who dresses like David Copperfield . . .

  36. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    They don’t call ‘em “Funbags” for nothin’, Junior!

  37. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    it had to be said
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    She looks like she makes me feel.

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    it had to be said
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    That black dude is about to saddle her up.

  39. John Stamos
    Marie
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    Still hot !

  40. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “And what’s the last thing you expect on a skinhead, Jim? … Hair! “

  41. Kirstie Alley
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    I thought a lap band was a surgical procedure, not a safety harness you removed from a children’s car seat?

  42. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    cc
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    Is this about the crazy guy who plays the piano?

  43. Kirstie Alley
    Radadoon
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    Kirstie Yo-Yo at the airport….

  44. Michael Bay
    cc
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    The interview was supposed to take 15 minutes but took 2 hours because it was filmed in slow motion.

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
    Radadoon
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    No, I really am happy, you just can’t tell that my husband is a moron who wears mink lined coats from the middle-ages and hangs out with guys all the time.

  46. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    See previous remarks about the limitations of Lululemon.

  47. John Stamos
    rican
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    “Hi Rhianna, you want it in the eye, or in the gut?”

  48. Kirstie Alley
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Look Dad! Is that a Jumbo?

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    rican
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    Hard landing ahead

  50. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    Radadoon
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    Nope,, I don’t have a clue I’m stepping into New York City traffic. In fact, I just plain don’t have a clue at all.

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