The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.6.12

June 6th, 2012 // 409 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco Butt Minidress
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    Not seen: The E behind Coco

  2. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
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    You know that feeling when the blood pressure cuff feels like it’s going to cut off your arm?

    Mhm, yeah.

  3. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
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    Food is clearly winning.

  4. Coco Butt Minidress
    cc
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    The astronomers were wrong again….Venus crossing over the Sun. Pfft.

  5. Coco Butt Minidress
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    Become proficient in the “Art of Rap” and you too can have one of these…

  6. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
    cc
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    Hmph, a homemade hovercraft…if I was him, I’d get Selena on there and have a real blast.

  7. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
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    More like “Whore Bore”

  8. JWoww Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    There’s only so much Lululemon can do.

  9. Michael Bay
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    “Right, so on the one hand I have this sweet new red Ferrari 458 and it got a bit dirty. On the other I have this coked out chick begging me for an audition. What am I to do????”

  10. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
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    He should do magic. He’d fit right in.

  11. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    JC
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    So he’s starring in a biopic about Oasis? Or maybe Blur?

  12. James Caan
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    Still one of the toughest old men in the game…

    • He’s like 90 and I wouldn’t go toe to toe with him.

      • I read he’s been a martial arts practitioner for 30+ years. Probably not someone any of us should fuck with. From Wikipedia…

        Caan is a practicing martial artist. He has trained with Takayuki Kubota for nearly thirty years, earning various ranks. He is a Master (Rank = 6 Dan) of Gosoku Ryu Karate and was granted the title of Soke Dai by the International Karate Association. Caan trained the Culver City Police Department in martial arts use.

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
    Abby Normal
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    You simply can’t go wrong with the Morticia Addams maternity line.

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    For a while there she managed to make a living out of amusing a strange man who hangs about the house all day in his pyjamas. She’d probably have a few tips for Most Important People of the Week

  15. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
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    I always wondered who are the people that buy the t-shirts with the tourist locations on them…

  16. Michael Bay
    SSHGuru
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    Miami Dade County, not day.

  17. Justin Bieber El Hoprmiguero Fire Extinguisher In Crotch
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    Welcome to the gun show, huh? Roll those sleeves up so we can see.

  18. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
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    It’s nice to see Chyna getting back on her feet..er…never mind…

    • Grand Poobah

      since the garter clips seem to be going unused, it would be a real improvement in her look if she attached those to her nipples :)

  19. Coco Butt Minidress
    Mister Purple
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    No Kermit, no likey.

  20. Chloe Butler Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    JC
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    I know this is supposed to be all sexy and hot and “OMG chicks in lingerie! And football!” but it makes my penis try to hide.

    • userofalltrades

      Especially if you accidentally use the zoom feature.

    • Grand Poobah

      In this ‘league’ there is definitely no chance of getting a concussion…. the real danger is blowing out an implant and getting stuck on the 35 yard line with no AAA

  21. Coco Butt Minidress
    Tom
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    Tony in 3, 2…

  22. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    SSHGuru
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    That Charlie Sheen look should really pay off for him.

  23. John Stamos
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    Fun fact: John Stamos is a fucking shithead.

  24. John Stamos
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The black ladies all love an air banjo

  25. George Lopez
    cc
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    I am still enjoying the residuals from my Mickey Mouse gig last week.

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Orange Skin Spray Tan
    Abby Normal
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    Looks like Tan Mom Cosmetics Inc. found themselves a celebrity spokes-whore.

  27. James Caan
    Bewbs
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    staredown with hilary swank

  28. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
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    I like that the fat guy uses suspenders and has some sort of figure accentuating device on the back of his pants. Where do find shit like this? Oh and nice hat shithead.

  29. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Fucking love The Cure.

  30. JWoww Butt Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Are they making vehicles bigger, or talentless media whores smaller?

  31. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
    Bewbs
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    phil – you’re partied out man, again!

  32. Deena Cortese Tired Sad Party Cup
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    Sometimes words come to mind when I see a pic…

    Giant smelly vagina

  33. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Mason
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The sun is coming up, the birds are singing and there, can you hear it, the cows are starting to moo.

  34. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    When you walk into his closet you go immediately blind from the glare of sparkles & satin shine.
    I like that in a man….just so long as it doesn’t escalate into Richard Simmons type fashions.

  35. George Lopez
    Johnny P!
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    “Take Me Out FOX” behind him, and that.
    Ladies? Can you resist?

  36. Samantha Mumba Cleavage
    eep
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    The exact moment when he got a chip on his shoulder

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    shawnb89
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    The guy in the back is smiling because he just bet a C-note on her to win the Belmont.

  38. Adam Richman Fat Vest Bracelets
    DeucePickle
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    Those poor vest buttons

  39. George Lopez
    userofalltrades
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    Yup, semen.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    Cock Dr
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    Need longer sleeves…and sungalsses. And a hat.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    Mickey01232000
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    Sarah Jessica apparently getting ready for her run in the Belmont Stakes.

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Veiny Hands
    Matthew Broderick
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    You can put gloves on gnarly hands but that face is completely beyond redemption.

  43. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
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    David Copperfield’s looking horrible these days.

  44. Liz Gorman Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    Cock Dr
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    Good lord….this woman looks like she would kill ya for a 20 dollar bill.

  45. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
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    You guys ever just bedazzle the shit out of a perfectly good blazer and then wear it to work at the office? I do.

  46. Jim Carrey Paint On Shoes Leather Jacket Shaggy Hair
    userofalltrades
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    Not pictured here, 10 year autistic child.

  47. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    DeucePickle
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    Shouldn’t he be at the “From Something To Nothing” premiere ?

  48. Chloe Butler Cleavage Lingerie Football League
    Cock Dr
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    Use of beer goggles mandatory for this sporting event.

  49. Michael Bay
    Johnny P!
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    Miami doesn’t look so good in the news these days.

  50. Coco Butt Minidress
    JPC
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    Be honest, Photoboy. You just included this picture to bait Tony into making a fool of himself yet again, didn’t you?

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