Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that in the battle of Man v. Food, food is clearly kicking the shit out of man’s insulin levels, ditto for women. Also, there’s now a dedicated day to have a whore wash your Ferrari for coke in Miami, Samantha Mumba is hands-down the best ever Make-A-Wish volunteer, and Jim Carrey sparks a new national debate over which coast’s hipsters are more likely to make you slit your wrists with a broken PBR bottle.
- Photo Boy
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Not seen: The E behind Coco
She normally stands like this when its time for her enema..
One of Sun Tzu’s lesser-known works.
You know that feeling when the blood pressure cuff feels like it’s going to cut off your arm?
Mhm, yeah.
Food is clearly winning.
The astronomers were wrong again….Venus crossing over the Sun. Pfft.
Become proficient in the “Art of Rap” and you too can have one of these…
Hmph, a homemade hovercraft…if I was him, I’d get Selena on there and have a real blast.
More like “Whore Bore”
More like herp derp
More like trash gash!
There’s only so much Lululemon can do.
sadly, they’re not even lululemon.
“Right, so on the one hand I have this sweet new red Ferrari 458 and it got a bit dirty. On the other I have this coked out chick begging me for an audition. What am I to do????”
He should do magic. He’d fit right in.
So he’s starring in a biopic about Oasis? Or maybe Blur?
Dexy’s Midnight Runners
No, looks like his is doing full retard instead
Still one of the toughest old men in the game…
He’s like 90 and I wouldn’t go toe to toe with him.
I read he’s been a martial arts practitioner for 30+ years. Probably not someone any of us should fuck with. From Wikipedia…
Caan is a practicing martial artist. He has trained with Takayuki Kubota for nearly thirty years, earning various ranks. He is a Master (Rank = 6 Dan) of Gosoku Ryu Karate and was granted the title of Soke Dai by the International Karate Association. Caan trained the Culver City Police Department in martial arts use.
You simply can’t go wrong with the Morticia Addams maternity line.
I know, I’m a huge fan.
For a while there she managed to make a living out of amusing a strange man who hangs about the house all day in his pyjamas. She’d probably have a few tips for Most Important People of the Week
I always wondered who are the people that buy the t-shirts with the tourist locations on them…
Miami Dade County, not day.
Welcome to the gun show, huh? Roll those sleeves up so we can see.
It’s nice to see Chyna getting back on her feet..er…never mind…
since the garter clips seem to be going unused, it would be a real improvement in her look if she attached those to her nipples :)
No Kermit, no likey.
I know this is supposed to be all sexy and hot and “OMG chicks in lingerie! And football!” but it makes my penis try to hide.
Especially if you accidentally use the zoom feature.
In this ‘league’ there is definitely no chance of getting a concussion…. the real danger is blowing out an implant and getting stuck on the 35 yard line with no AAA
Tony in 3, 2…
That Charlie Sheen look should really pay off for him.
Fun fact: John Stamos is a fucking shithead.
they are obviously talking about snookie
The black ladies all love an air banjo
I am still enjoying the residuals from my Mickey Mouse gig last week.
Looks like Tan Mom Cosmetics Inc. found themselves a celebrity spokes-whore.
staredown with hilary swank
I like that the fat guy uses suspenders and has some sort of figure accentuating device on the back of his pants. Where do find shit like this? Oh and nice hat shithead.
And Tony…I know you’re going to call me a pedophile for calling him fat.
FAT? Healthy or normal would be more accurate…
Jesus Christ, society these days. Fuck. There’s no hope.
It’s “Newsie” Chic. Can knickerbocker pants be far behind?
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I just laughed so hard, I physically hurt myself. Thanks alot, fucko.
Fucking love The Cure.
Are they making vehicles bigger, or talentless media whores smaller?
phil – you’re partied out man, again!
If you’re going to spew, spew into this.
Sometimes words come to mind when I see a pic…
Giant smelly vagina
The sun is coming up, the birds are singing and there, can you hear it, the cows are starting to moo.
When you walk into his closet you go immediately blind from the glare of sparkles & satin shine.
I like that in a man….just so long as it doesn’t escalate into Richard Simmons type fashions.
“Take Me Out FOX” behind him, and that.
Ladies? Can you resist?
The exact moment when he got a chip on his shoulder
The guy in the back is smiling because he just bet a C-note on her to win the Belmont.
A simpler explanation is that he’s smiling because he can’t see her face.
The bars in Manhattan serve a drink named after Sarah consisting of three shots of Crown.
And that drink is called “The Michael Bolton”.
Thread ends here. Brilliant.
Those poor vest buttons
Yup, semen.
Need longer sleeves…and sungalsses. And a hat.
Well at least the hands and the face match!
Sarah Jessica apparently getting ready for her run in the Belmont Stakes.
You can put gloves on gnarly hands but that face is completely beyond redemption.
David Copperfield’s looking horrible these days.
Good lord….this woman looks like she would kill ya for a 20 dollar bill.
You guys ever just bedazzle the shit out of a perfectly good blazer and then wear it to work at the office? I do.
Not pictured here, 10 year autistic child.
Shouldn’t he be at the “From Something To Nothing” premiere ?
Use of beer goggles mandatory for this sporting event.
I believe there is a 3 drink minimum.
Up it to 10 drinks and you’re set.
Miami doesn’t look so good in the news these days.
Yeah, that may be, but it’s a Hell of a good time.
Be honest, Photoboy. You just included this picture to bait Tony into making a fool of himself yet again, didn’t you?
Actually I think he does that just to watch the pedos sob and beg for their 9-year-old boys back.:)