The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.5.13

June 5th, 2013 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m sure you guys are going to jump all over Shia LaBeouf‘s Che Guevara t-shirt until you realize how truly revolutionary it is to continue to rake in millions from the system you supposedly despise only to subvert the whole thing with a piece of clothing manufactured literally by third world slaves to one of the most capitalist of all industries, fashion. Wait. Ok, go ahead and fuck him up. While you’re at it, take a shot at Kat Von D and her friend who must have the proudest dad in the world, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Douche and Roman Coppola upholding the proud tradition of film directors with that first name.

He looks like a rapist is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dick Van Dyke Sneering Green Smoothie
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Get off my lawn, you son of a bitch!”

  2. Russell Brand Hammer Pants Fuzzy Boots
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Too legit to quit.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    I see she’s expanding her horizons….

  4. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Let’s see here: hot girl, cute girl, beach, some guy. I wonder which one is killed in the first few minutes?

  5. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Stain On Jacket Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    A pale effeminate man with a glamour stick? What’s so gay about that???

  6. Andrew Garfield Spider-Man Costume Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Yep. Web is not the only thing I’m slinging.”

  7. Terry Richardson
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    Annnnd gotcha!! HAHA There’s no gum under your sandal…

  8. Dick Van Dyke Sneering Green Smoothie
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    Rob hasn’t been the same since Laura died.

  9. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
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    Che Guevarra, achieved revolution through mass murder…
    Shia’s on a new level of douche now.

  10. Rebel Wilson Groucho Club
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    “We’re stopping by McDonald’s and that’s the end of it!!”

  11. Ashton Kutcher Cowboy Hat
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    He looks weird without his chin pubes.

  12. Ashton Kutcher Cowboy Hat
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    He looks more like the father of Bella from Twilight. I’m a little ashamed I think that.

  13. Chelsea Handler Shameless Screening
    Jade
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    She might want to find a new hairstyle. The part in the middle and no bangs makes her forehead look huge and her face look long.

    Move over Sarah Jessica Parker! There’s a new horse in town!

  14. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
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    Sporting the latest in the douChe line of clothing.

  15. Dick Van Dyke Sneering Green Smoothie
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    Is he on the Larry King diet?

  16. Fergie Pregnant Belly Legs Short Shorts
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    It’s good that it doesn’t bother her to be covered in piss.

  17. Fergie Pregnant Belly Legs Short Shorts
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “My lovely lady lumps” – *Erp. holds back vomit*

  18. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Proof that the universe makes no sense. No sense at all.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
    JC
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    I see his intellectual level has matured from annoying teenager to annoying college freshmen who won’t shut up about “going off the grid and sticking it to the system.” Congrats.

  20. Kat Von D Batman Shirt Goofy Friend
    JC
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    So, turn on the Bat Signal and have these two show up, or just let The Joker eat my face? Tough call.

  21. Roman Coppola The Bling Ring Premiere
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Ripe for a purse snatching in L.A.

  22. Tyra Banks Cleavage Derpface Spandex Dress
    JC
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    “I know, right? Why does anyone still pay attention to me?”

  23. Tyra Banks Cleavage Derpface Spandex Dress
    ksmack
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    Yo, girl, yo weave is lookin’ S-A-D.

  24. Nicole Richie Cleavage Chest Bones The Today Show
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    Nothing like a gremlin with a 12 year old boy’s body and bolt on implants… Who says sexiness is dead?

  25. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    ksmack
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    these chicks are 100% stripper/escorts, right?

  26. Rihanna Cleavage Camel Toe Velvet Bodysuit
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    Oooo, she looks like my first university loveseat.

  27. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
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    “Yeah, I look both ways before crossing the street, but I do it *ironically*…”

  28. Cameron Diaz Fake Pregnant Belly Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    Well at least she gets to pretend someone would/could impregnate her when she’s filming…

  29. Rihanna Cleavage Camel Toe Velvet Bodysuit
    Pine Table Fever
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    So the producers of the Cannonball Run remake decided to scrape the barrel when it came to casting.

  30. Rebel Wilson Groucho Club
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    It looks like he just found out To Serve Man is a cookbook.

  31. Kat Von D Batman Shirt Goofy Friend
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Hey, Kat…look someone is taking our photo.” “I know right, what a weirdo. Now, lets go get that penis lightning bolt tattoo done”.

  32. Rihanna Cleavage Camel Toe Velvet Bodysuit
    YadaYada
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    That would be a FUN threesome. Holy schnikey.

  33. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Sheppy
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    Where does his income come from?

    Surely the royalties from The Goonies can still be up to much!

  34. Joaquin Phoenix Red Socks Hat Inherent Vice Set
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    He’s moved up to socks today. We’ll get him in sensible shoes by the end of the week.

  35. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Stain On Jacket Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    “excuse me ma’am, I’ve got to check you with my ‘glamour’ scan wand…nope, you’re clean”

  36. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Stain On Jacket Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    EricLR
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    Madam, I’ve told you several times now–I’m not really a wizard and even if I were, I don’t think there is a Hogwarts spell to cure breast cancer.

    • Hey, what the…??? Paris Jackson just attempted suicide today. Do you think this is funny? And Angelina Jolie just announced her double mastectomy. OH WAIT! For a few seconds I thought I was Veronika Larsson. Carry on…

  37. Rihanna Cleavage Camel Toe Velvet Bodysuit
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    I guess I’m not as big a fan of velour as she is

    (10 internet points to anyone who gets this)

  38. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Batu Khan
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    Hey, dad! We’re just having fun at the beach. Oh, by the time you get this one or both of them will be on top of me. XOXO

  39. Ashton Kutcher Cowboy Hat
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    The Superficial misspelled Corey Feldman.

  40. Rihanna Cleavage Camel Toe Velvet Bodysuit
    EricLR
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    I bet they’re going to get quite a shock when they touch metal again.

  41. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    My imaginary voice for him is the same as the goblin vendors in World of Warcraft. Is that wrong?

  42. Terry Richardson
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    Crouching Tiger, Hidden chlamydia.

  43. Chelsea Handler Shameless Screening
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    She looks a bit ragged for 38, but I have to admit I find her sexy in a way that surpasses most of the spray tan bolt-on tits girls we see on here every day.

  44. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Stain On Jacket Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    From the looks of his suit jacket, Bill Clinton was also in attendance.

  45. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
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    $50 says Shia think his ‘planet of the apes’ t-shirt is uber cool.

  46. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
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    If there was a God, that crosswalk button would have malfunctioned while he was halfway across and in front of a Mack …

  47. Nicole Richie Cleavage Chest Bones The Today Show
    ruckus
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    She looks like a Pez Dispenser.

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Camel Toe Velvet Bodysuit
    CrashHell
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    THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! What is that, velvet?

  49. Rebel Wilson Groucho Club
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    2am closing time…nobody is gonna know. AWE FUCK, paparazzi!

  50. Shia LaBeouf Boots Shorts Che Guevara Shirt Shaved Head
    EricLR
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    All part of my new living art installation “Hipster Douchebag Waiting for Walk Signal.”

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