The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.4.14

June 4th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Samuel L. Jackson wearing that and doing that, the second Peter Dinklage with a mullet sighting in one day and motherfucking COUSIN LARRY, motherfuckers!! So excuse me while I pause to enjoy the view from atop Mount Success.

*inhales deeply, spots soaring eagle next to topless Kendall Jenner bookends, exhales* Just be present in this moment PB, this is what it’s all about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Sweatpants Covering Face With Purse
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    Dear Khloe,
    NOBODY CARES.
    Signed,
    Everyone

  2. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Sweatpants Covering Face With Purse
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    Shit I’m covering my face too, I don’t want any pictures of me looking at that.

  3. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Blink twice if you need help!

  4. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Jethro
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    How many months has it been since you spoke to Suri?

  5. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    jethro
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    WTF is this supposed to be ?!

  6. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    I’m pretty sure “Mama” is taking pre-orders on that tape.
    I’m in…

  7. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    jethro
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    gold digger

  8. Jonah Hill GMA
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    Looks like we found his Slim-Jims hiding spot.

  9. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
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    BRAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!

  10. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    anonymous
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    Is she sponsored by the color RED? I swear no matter what she is wearing there’s at least one item that’s bright red with her.

  11. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
    CK
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    Looks like someone just shit a briefcase.

  12. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    maria
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    It’s the bastard child of an oompa loompa and a sluttly rainbrow bright….

  13. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    The only way this picture makes sense is if those are chicken flavor ramen noodles.

  14. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Titties but this shoot just jumped the rails. But like I said, titties.

  15. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    Stripes
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    Very good photographer. I thought it was a picture of Natalie Wood.

  16. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    Stripes
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    That’s funny!!!

  17. Chrissy Teigen Buttcheeks See Through Dress Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    Pictures of Rain
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    She forgot the wings on her fairy outfit at home.

  18. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Trust it to TC to make something as basic as “waving your hand at someone” look overwrought, insincere, age-inappropriate, poorly acted, and butt-clenchingly closeted.

  19. Maria Menounos Powder On Face Make Up Malfunction Legs Miniskirt
    Stripes
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    She looks like she’s trying way too hard to look young.

  20. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    BlackManUSA
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    “What’s in your wallet? Hopefully a magnum,
    because I want to fuck you silly!!”

  21. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
    BlackManUSA
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    Nice try Terry Richardson, but this is still creepy.

  22. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    I really don’t understand why this little hoochie thinks she’s a fashion model. This would be like me buying a Yasiel Puig jersey, jacking myself up on PED’s, taking a picture of myself holding a baseball bat then acting like I play for the Dodgers.

  23. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    She makes Coco look like a lady.

  24. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
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    Wow, seeing that Mystery Machine in real life makes me realize that Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and crew were actually a magical, mystical band of traveling pedophiles.

  25. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Just goes to show you a little ramen and some leftover thorazine goes a long, long way.

  26. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    I don’t care if she is the spawn of Satan, she is pretty fucking hot.

    • Mike

      I feel the same way about Jonah Hill. He can rape a retard, but I’ll still see “22 Jump Street”. With the good reviews and how much I loved the last one, how can I miss out?

  27. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    That “oh shit I fucking married a Kardashian and had a kid with her” look and it is not a good one.

  28. Kendall Jenner Topless Legs Miniskirt Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    From her upcoming coffee table book entitled “Skänk”, I believe this one’s called “Young Hoochie In Repose”.

  29. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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    He looks like a hungry man approaching a buffet. Which I guess he is.

  30. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    “Who wrote a song about gold digging piss whores, and still married one anyway? THIS GUY!”

  31. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Sweatpants Covering Face With Purse
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    Oh good, they are ruining The Hamptons now. Is there anywhere these vampires won’t defile?

  32. Jonah Hill GMA
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    Rob Ford: The Early Years

  33. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    You can tell by looking that she doesn’t smell good

  34. Kendall Jenner Topless Legs Miniskirt Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    Sexy as fuck.

  35. Jonah Hill GMA
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    A finely tailored suit makes the man. And then there’s this sloppy pile of goo.

  36. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
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    Something tells me they don’t actually know what Scooby Doo is. Probably think it’s something that was edited out of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape

  37. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
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    THIS GIRL HAS FLAT TIIIIRRRESSS

  38. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Ok, she’s got the open mouth vacant stare look down…what else does she do? Hah, got you! Nobody cares, TITTIES!

  39. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    I don’t even have to check the credits to know this is Terry Richardson’s bathtub.

  40. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Sieg Heil!!

  41. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    I’m having a hard time describing what I’m seeing here.

  42. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    Dude is so fuckin gross. No wonder he has to drug/rape his victims….errrr dates. Idiot. Stop giving him web space.

  43. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    Herpes the Clown

  44. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
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    Yeah, and the mystery is which dick dropping disease you’ll catch while your in the van.

  45. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
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    “….and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for these meddling famewhores!”

  46. Maria Menounos Powder On Face Make Up Malfunction Legs Miniskirt
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    AGH! She could be Phoebe Price’s sister! Did not see that coming!

  47. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    Vile.

  48. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    Nick Danger
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    Wow Bruce, that sex change is really going well.

  49. Mark Linn-Baker New York Stage And Film And Vassars 30th Anniversary Powerhouse Season Media Day
    spikedtounge
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    Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin…wait

  50. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    She looks way too much like Kim here. She’s really struggling to get some cleavage to put in that hand bra, isn’t she?

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