The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.4.14

June 4th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Samuel L. Jackson wearing that and doing that, the second Peter Dinklage with a mullet sighting in one day and motherfucking COUSIN LARRY, motherfuckers!! So excuse me while I pause to enjoy the view from atop Mount Success.

*inhales deeply, spots soaring eagle next to topless Kendall Jenner bookends, exhales* Just be present in this moment PB, this is what it’s all about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
    PassingTrue
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    I see that Marvel has cast “The Zit”

  2. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    again?
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    WOW…another Instagram pic from Anastasia Ashley

    didn’t see that coming

  3. Jonah Hill GMA
    PassingTrue
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    I meant to say “maggot” er “zagnut” ah “wingnut”

  4. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Why is The Superficial showing us pics from a serial killers photo album?

  5. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    PassingTrue
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    We gotcha hot mess right over here.

  6. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    Hey, take my picture with #sadkanye!

  7. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    PassingTrue
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    Her clothes are not so much worn as applied.

  8. Eliza Doolittle Legs Short Shorts Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    PassingTrue
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    Yes, I could do with a little. Thanks!

  9. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    Flatliner
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    Instead of just fapping to his creation, the photog could have done something useful with it such as allow it to be used as a breast cancer survivor message.

  10. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Lisa McPherson's ghost
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    How many times did you let David Miscavige butt-tool you this week?

  11. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    George P Burdell
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    What Snooki wants to be when she grows up.

  12. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
    Jack Hoff
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    Is he pregnant?

  13. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
    PassingTrue
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    Can I watch her eat individual raisins now?

  14. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    He looks kinda like a Disney villain.

  15. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    Jack Hoff
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    This has to be some sort of joke.

  16. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    Flatliner
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    Schawing-a-ding-ding, Imma gonna sex that bitch up until she feels like she’s been fucked by an entire smurf army.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    “Oh, I’LL be there! And I’ll probably even be EARLY!”

  18. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    Flatliner
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    Looks like a dick is coming straight at her and she doesn’t want to go cross-eyed.

  19. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    I guess he must be one pixel.

  20. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Mr. Cruise! How tall are you?”

  21. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    See Low Crotch.

  22. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    rutt-row
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    Fuck the girls, I WANT THAT VAN!…and where are my Scooby Snacks?

  23. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    Flatliner
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    I think her voice and everything above the shoulders more than makes up for the body. I reserve the right to reassess if she goes full Lovato.

  24. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    She’s also up for the role of Galaxy Ambassador for “Fake Tan Go Away” and Universal Ambassador for “Bad Boobs Be Gone.”

  25. Jonah Hill GMA
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    “That faggot better not try to eat any of the cheeseburgers I have here in my coat pocket. But seriously, I’ve loved gays since birth.”

  26. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    j
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    From the back I thought that was Kim Kardashian.

  27. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Nothing sexxxier than pasta in a bathtub, right next to a toilet.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Sweatpants Covering Face With Purse
    I'm confused...
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    The body looks the same as Hilary Duff’s.

  29. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
    Jack Hoff
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    yes…yes I would…

  30. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    cc
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    I know right? You go to do some blow in the car and the next thing you know you’ve stuck yourself in the eye with your straw.

  31. Mark Linn-Baker New York Stage And Film And Vassars 30th Anniversary Powerhouse Season Media Day
    someguy
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    Jar Jar Bings ?!

  32. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
    Flatliner
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    Should be the Shits All Night Long tour

  33. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    cc
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    It’s a pity Pepsodent isn’t still around…she’s got the right mouth.

  34. Kendall Jenner Topless Legs Miniskirt Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    j
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    Just waiting for the office manager to give her the address of her next escort assignment.

  35. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    Flatliner
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    Honk on bo-bo

  36. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    cc
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    Nice rims.

  37. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    Mama Pinkus
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    she really should keep those covered

  38. Maria Menounos Powder On Face Make Up Malfunction Legs Miniskirt
    cc
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    I need to get to the Greek.

  39. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Mama Pinkus
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    eat a sandwich, girl

  40. Eliza Doolittle Legs Short Shorts Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    cc
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    She totally needs to play a nanny in my porn movie.

  41. Chrissy Teigen Buttcheeks See Through Dress Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    Mama Pinkus
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    classy

  42. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Mama Pinkus
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    fuck all you haters – he’s still a great actor and he looks phenomenol

  43. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
    cc
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    That’s her ‘come hither to prison’ look.

  44. Coco Side Boob Butt Spandex Workout Clothes Instagram
    Mama Pinkus
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    ROCK IT COCO – LOVE YOU GRRRRRRL!!!

  45. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
    cc
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    Where’s Marlon Brando when you need him?

  46. Jonah Hill GMA
    Flatliner
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    Ever since he put a bunch of weight back on, Jonah hates getting asked ‘how many faggots does it take to suck his dick?’

  47. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently Galore Magazine calls itself “an attitude, a lifestyle, a sensation of decadence and infinite possibility”.

    While I definitely recognize infinite possibilities here, not so sure about the decadence. Was gourmet Mac and Cheese too complicated to make?

  48. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Body guard, or someone very disappointed with Oblivion?

    “Motherfucker, I thought it’s be a movie about Elder Scrolls. I want my money back!”

  49. Coco Side Boob Butt Spandex Workout Clothes Instagram
    Flatliner
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    She should go into the Cleveland steamer business.

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