The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.4.14

June 4th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Samuel L. Jackson wearing that and doing that, the second Peter Dinklage with a mullet sighting in one day and motherfucking COUSIN LARRY, motherfuckers!! So excuse me while I pause to enjoy the view from atop Mount Success.

*inhales deeply, spots soaring eagle next to topless Kendall Jenner bookends, exhales* Just be present in this moment PB, this is what it’s all about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    … Evidently, we now have a new player in the game!

  2. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    Cock Dr
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    Someone puked up a paint factory. What a cleanup project that’s gonna be.

  3. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
    Short Round
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    I’m with stupid! – played out for real.

  4. Coco Side Boob Butt Spandex Workout Clothes Instagram
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    Love this woman. More please.

  5. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Reeks of uncle terry.

  6. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    ultra
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    There’s no such thing as “sexy” fruit stripe gum. Just quit it.

  7. Mark Linn-Baker New York Stage And Film And Vassars 30th Anniversary Powerhouse Season Media Day
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    Larry Applehton! Aarg! Some childhood memories should stay buried.

  8. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
    Chaz
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    Hey! Kool Aid Man!

  9. Chrissy Teigen Buttcheeks See Through Dress Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
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    Who fell ass-backward into the hamper again? Sigh.

  10. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
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    sudden craving for pancakes.

  11. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    George P Burdell
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    Did she know he was the prize when she entered the competition?

  12. Mark Linn-Baker New York Stage And Film And Vassars 30th Anniversary Powerhouse Season Media Day
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    Where’s your neck!! AAAAA!!!

  13. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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    Why would anyone think this was Laurence Fishburne? It’s clearly Rupaul.

  14. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    It’s weird to see him in a non-running pose.. Plus, Aliens.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    George P Burdell
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    ♫♫ Lousy with virginity
    ♫♫ Won’t go to bed ’til I’m legally wed

  16. Mark Linn-Baker New York Stage And Film And Vassars 30th Anniversary Powerhouse Season Media Day
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    Believe it or not, I found this picture by googling the words “Mozart” and “muppet”.

  17. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    Oh Wow. thats just batshit crazy. I mean – bewbs – so sure I’d hit it, but I wouldn’t brag about it to very many people at all.

  18. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    Ruined.

  19. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
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    The 70′s…you’re doing it wrong.

  20. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    Bob Hopeless
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    I’m sure this seemed like a good idea at the time.

  21. Kendall Jenner Topless Legs Miniskirt Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a homewrecker right there.
    This young women wants attention and she’s been well schooled on how to get it.

  22. Maria Menounos Powder On Face Make Up Malfunction Legs Miniskirt
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    That’s what her face looks like?

  23. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
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    I feel like Nick@nite and Cartoon Network / Boomerang have failed our nation’s children.

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
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    A.D.I.D.A.S.

  25. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
    Josephus
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    Dinklage’s agent’s phone just rang.

  26. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Anastasia has everything that Kim believe she has, except a porn tape.

  27. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    irocksocks
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    The milk’s gone bad!

  28. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Hello Titty.

  29. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    Eric
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    It looks like what my cat threw up after getting into a box of yarn

  30. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    “I will NOT participate in this picture”

  31. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Lemme use my invisible fishing pole to catch a ho.

  32. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
    George P Burdell
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    The Kardashian strength roofies wore off and Kayne found himself married, in New York, and Anna Wintour wasn’t returning his phone calls.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    Classic case of jizz-eye.

  34. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    On the set of “Pixies.”

  35. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Oh yea…now slowly, cut up these carrots,mmm careful with those tips. Now, skin this chicken, gentle…gentle. that’s right, just let it sink into that broth. let it marinate in the juices. Take this bottle of soy sauce and just shake it…mm..mm.. just like that. let those drops of delicious soy sauce mix with the chicken and stain your noodles a golden brown. Now get out of the tub, I’m hungry.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    I hear it burns when it gets in your eye.

  37. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    I’m just glad that one guy is pointing.

  38. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
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    20 years ago, she sold her soul to Satan in order to use her daughter to become famous. Today, Satan collects.

  39. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know this might sound silly, but was she pregnant yesterday?

  40. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s singing his hit song:

    Thank GOD her memory’s hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

    her memory’s hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy.

  41. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    All right…who stole the curtains!?

  42. Jonah Hill GMA
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    He’s gonna step out side to smoke a fag.

  43. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    PassingTrue
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    So he didn’t decide to keep the clothes at the end of The Avengers.

  44. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
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    Better be a Yeller for Heller!

  45. Jonah Hill GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m extremely sorry that I called that spic a faggot. I haven’t been right lately… the love of my life isn’t returning my calls anymore. He says he’s in the French Riviera. Oops, I meant she.

  46. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Hello Pussy.

  47. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That guy just shitted out a Louis Vuitton bag. I thought only Paris Hilton or Yeezy could do that.

  48. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    PassingTrue
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    Aww, little girl, did you lose part of your swimsuit? Let’s look for it together.

  49. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If Cee Lo is driving, it’s less of a mystery what happens in there.

  50. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    Those bags are featured prominently in “Jailbait” on Netflix streaming. Definitely worth a fast forward viewing.

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