The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.4.14

June 4th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Samuel L. Jackson wearing that and doing that, the second Peter Dinklage with a mullet sighting in one day and motherfucking COUSIN LARRY, motherfuckers!! So excuse me while I pause to enjoy the view from atop Mount Success.

*inhales deeply, spots soaring eagle next to topless Kendall Jenner bookends, exhales* Just be present in this moment PB, this is what it’s all about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    Dude, put some jam in your sneakers and invite your trousers down for tea!

  2. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
    o'chunt
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    Player.

  3. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    There’s not much to cover there. Expecting breasts augmentation in 3, 2, 1…

  4. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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    “Bitch, where’s my money!?”

  5. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    o'chunt
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    What the fuck is that?!

  6. Kendall Jenner Topless Legs Miniskirt Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    o'chunt
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    Very nice legs, I’ll give her that.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    “Just left some of my patented Firecrotch-level Herpes to yet another satisfied – and unsuspecting – customer!”

  8. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
    Wally's Beaver
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    Appears to be a B Flat.

  9. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
    Chris Hansen
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    Photo Boy, why don’t you have a seat over here.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    She isn’t really winking – she lost that eye in a knife fight with a bum who took her coke. She won, though – you should see the other guy.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    Can I buy some Coca Cola?

    WINK

  12. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
    Wally's Beaver
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    Looks like he is having twice of whatever Alyssa Milano is having.

  13. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    shonzie
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    Doing the Charlie’s Angel’s pose in front of the Mystery Machine…Yep! Makes perfect sense.

  14. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    She is pretty thin. I guess her hefty step-sisters didn’t leave her much to eat.

  15. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    She’s taking the detrioration of her marriage well.

  16. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    Wally's Beaver
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    I hope they get to shagging.

  17. Tom Cruise Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Tom!

    How many dicks did you suck on the ride over?

  18. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    What in the name of god am I looking at?

  19. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    Not even Rainbow Brite can survive the child actor curse.

  20. Maria Menounos Powder On Face Make Up Malfunction Legs Miniskirt
    Wally's Beaver
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    She has a great future behind her.

  21. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
    anonymous
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    I think she just checkmated both Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus.

  22. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Extra
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    ‘Saw a photo of the guy responsible for wrecking that body twice – he’s one goofy looking SoB. So, to that I say… kudos, brother! You obviously over-shot like crazy and won the game of LIFE!
    Really wish I could hate here, but I can only give him props.

  23. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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    If she confused him with Laurence Fishburne, he wouldn’t give a fuck.

  24. Jonah Hill GMA
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    Caught going for the sweets he keeps hidden in his jacket’s inside pockets.

  25. Jonah Hill GMA
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    Everybody get down!

    Oh…he’s just reaching for a pancake.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    I’m still sober

  27. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    “It puts the ramen on it’s skin….”

  28. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
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    “..and then I said, ‘It won’t happen again, your honor!’ HAHAHAHA!”

  29. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
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    What does her face look like? I’ve been staring at the picture for five minutes and I have no idea.

  30. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    I guess, since she’s single yet again, this is her way for telling all the sugar daddies/male strippers/footballers/boy band members/Z-list actors out there she’s officially re-open for business.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Winking In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    it had to be said
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    Said the John, “well, sorry, but I wouldn’t have gotten it in your eye if you hadn’t pulled off.”

  32. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    Is this the jailbait one? I always forget to ask that until I’m midway through my masturbatory orgasm.

  33. Mark Linn-Baker New York Stage And Film And Vassars 30th Anniversary Powerhouse Season Media Day
    it had to be said
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    Woody Allen looks weird in this picture.

  34. Coco Side Boob Butt Spandex Workout Clothes Instagram
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    Oddly enough, this photo of Coco is way hotter than her usual bikini pics.

    • …even the haters gotta admit, that is some impressive teres major/infraspinatus/trapezius development! (her delts & triceps aint too bad either) …she puts the work in, i dig that.

  35. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
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    “Alright! Who wants to pay for my drinks!? Can’t pay, ’cause I’m driving tonight!!!”

  36. Jonah Hill GMA
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    Lena Dunham shouldn’t wear men’s clothes.

  37. Ashley Benson Cleavage Mystery Machine Instagram
    RockCocket
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    “Guys! Let’s do Charlie’s Angels in front of the Charlie’s Angels Van! Hahaha! I’m so glad we found this! I LOVE Charlie’s Angels! I probably remember every detail about every episode! Haha! I get to be Wonder Woman!”

  38. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
    Chaz
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    Awww.

  39. Kendall Jenner Topless Interview Magazine Spread Instagram
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    Ah, driver’s licence photos in Southern California. Got to love ‘em.

  40. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    That isn’t that smart. That pot is probably still really hot, and I don’t see any surface that you can set the pot on that wouldn’t be damaged while you eat that delicious ramen.

  41. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    …oh. Nevermind.

  42. Kanye West Bitchface Posing With Fan In Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    “Ya see this? This guy right here? He’s rich! He’s famous! He just got married a week ago! And now he look like this! So hell no baby there ain’t no way I’m gonna ask you to marry me! I don’t want to look like this!”

  43. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Short Round
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    I had to take two cold showers and watch a Rosie O’Donnell exercise video just so I could sit down to type this.

  44. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Ramen Noodles Photo Shoot
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    I LOVE spaghetti and meatballs.

  45. Samuel L Jackson Pastel Blue Suit Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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    *sings* ‘Cause women go crazy for a SHARP-DRESSED MAN *guitar solo*

  46. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Sweatpants Covering Face With Purse
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    There’s right – hide the shame of your existence, Sasquatch.

  47. Alicia Keys Saggy Cleavage Gordon Parks Foundation Awards Dinner & Auction
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    Mulletard.

  48. Katie Price Cleavage Tiara ColourB4 Global Ambassador Photo Call
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    She’s a sex clown.

  49. Dina Lohan Mark Heller DUI Court Appearance
    K-tron
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    I just got the strangest urge to watch Troll 2.

  50. Cee Lo Green Flowing Red Linen Pants Suit Lionel Richie All The Hits All Night Long Tour With CeeLo
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    Just needs some little horns and a pitchfork and we have ourselves a Halloween costume!

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