The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.3.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring drunk Jessica Simpson, Prince Charles making his way into one of my usual Instagram boob lady’s pictures (Proving I exist entirely inside my own mind now. Look, a dragon with with Richard Grieco’s face!), and Corey Feldman committing what I think is a felony. Wait, there’s nothing illegal about transporting prostitutes across state lines? *books one roundtrip and one one-way ticket to Vegas* Pretty sure they have specific landfills for them out there.

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