Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin‘s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a “mysterious overdose.”
Enjoy the (presumably) drunken butt parade at the end,
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It appears Stiffler’s sex change was a success.
The moment Robert notices Kirstey Alley seeing where that whiff of cream pie came from.
Kudos to the one commenter thus far to not make it all about jizz.
Hey Cock Dr, don’t you know what a cream pie is?
LOL he does seem to have a look of fear on his face. Ursula Alley coming at him full force like a wide train… bet he crapped his pants.
(sobs….deep breath)
“Yep……it’s herpes!”
(sobs deeper)
Does Swatch make sunglasses now? Do they make them for men too?
Good lord, the first close up and it had to be this?
HAHAHA
OH! I get it now! You don’t look as fat if you pump your tits up big enough!!
And do you, Rumer Wil…er…Jay Len..uh….MARIO…take this woman…
Jodie Foster giggles after being told she looks like Gwenyth Paltrow.
I thought the same thing!
She’s one crazy press release away from being a cartoonish caricature of an aging psycho bitch desperately trying to convince people she’s still sexy and or relevant?
wait, she did what today? Nevermind.
At Costco no less. I’d recognize that berry smoothie anywhere.
Someone should call child services on her for letting her kid drink that shit.
the Kirkland Signature case of organic milk didn’t help?
Dude, her tits got ALOT bigger, what gives?
sigh…she’s only doing it half right. Phone goes in the hand, dog goes in the purse!
Michael got facial reconstruction and she got a jewel encrusted va-jay-jay.
suicide pills wheeee!
Uhm… Isn’t it summer in Canada too?
It’s 8C out right now.
“The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
-Al Czervik.
Sam Ronson WISHES she could look this feminine. That is not a compliment to either of them.
“Oh, come on, I wiped off all the smegma.”
Not feeling this sequel of ‘Blue Crush.’
It looks like his hair is trying to get away from the rest of his face.
You got her good side.
wth these were great
Say what you will about her, but she SOLD Boardwalk Empire for HBO.
Sorry Mr Pattinson, the Cosmopolis set is studio 3D, this is the set for CUMopolis.
Is this place for you?
Indeed no, sir. I’m merely a humble butler.
What exactly do you do?
I buttle, sir.
Which means what?
The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.
One plus one plus two plus one!
I found Nemo!
Blue light “special.”
Designer jeans, PF Changs leftovers, ipad, ball cap covering baldness…Vinnie Barbarino wouldn’t even RECOGNIZE you man!
Especially not with the bright pink paper. That would have been more of an Epstein thing…he had that artistic flair.
Not pictured: sign that reads “Midvale School for the Gifted”
LMAO….mostly cause I have yet to see or notice any “gifts” to qualify her for any such school. Then again… I don’t own a casting couch.
Ha! The Far Side reference!
Didn’t realize Beverly Hills hosted a Gut n Muffin Top Parade.
Pointy!
Because the rest of his garb is so drab he can get away with this.
Thumbs up for the dirty looking douchebag’s shades.
mmmeeeeOOOWWWWWWW
So she’s pregnant, right?
Sharon, dearest, the Basic Instinct years are over. Some undergarments, please. For the children.
AMEN.
A sweaty ass has never been more attractive…or less…it’s just not attractive.
Time has not been kind to Tanner from the “Bad News Bears”
Shut up, ya puke.
Give her a break guys, she’s obviously pregnant…in her upper arm…with cottage cheese.
Rockstar fueled breakdown in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..
Part of me thinks she’d look better naked. But then another part of me says “I’m with that other part”.
Holy crap. What the hell kinda infrastructure is going on under that shirt?
Those are huge, and, when she takes the time to hoist & prop them as they so deserve, it sorta works.
Isn’t she banging a 19 yo? Did she wear it out already? Go Linda go.
I dont’ care what they say about your drinking, PAz….you look fine to me.
We all know that look. His mother just showed up to take him home. Ma-awm!
That is one angry bitch. Alanis is looking pretty chipper though.
It’s good to see a woman with a real dog, not these piece ‘o fluff toy purse pooches.
That dog’s got a real nice life. He might even lick the pussy from time to time.
With a normal-sized woman, this *would* be a piece o’ fluff toy purse pooch.
How long Alcatraz been closed? Well better late than never.
Something about this picture reminds me of finding an old polaroid from the 1970′s in a desk drawer…why is that? Were people really greasy back then?
Agreed! I was gonna say she resembles an addict imagining a fix.
It’s the nubby tweed. My mom had a work-outfit just like that one.
Who’s the Boss Hogg?
That a nice color for her.
Pretty girl, not trashy looking with junk accessories & dumb tats all over.
Pretty? She has a 10-year old’s head on a 15 year old’s body despite supposedly being 18. Coincidentally those numbers add up to a pretty good approximation of her IQ.
I agree with Cock Dr.
“Adrian Brody at the 80th anniversary of the Jaeger-Lecoultre ‘Revisto’ watch at the Ecole des Beaux-Arts in Paris”
Am I the only one who have no idea what that sentence means?
Oui.
You know it has to be jibberish with all those consecutive vowels
Kirstie Alley got fat again?
Yes! More cute shaggy haired guys please!
Wait….what?