The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.29.11

June 29th, 2011 // 762 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin‘s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a “mysterious overdose.”

Enjoy the (presumably) drunken butt parade at the end,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jason Biggs
    TyroneBiggums
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    It appears Stiffler’s sex change was a success.

  2. Robert Pattinson
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    The moment Robert notices Kirstey Alley seeing where that whiff of cream pie came from.

  3. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Deacon Jones
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    (sobs….deep breath)
    “Yep……it’s herpes!”
    (sobs deeper)

  4. Josh Hartnett
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    Does Swatch make sunglasses now? Do they make them for men too?

  5. Adrian Brody
    Colin
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    Good lord, the first close up and it had to be this?

  6. Linda Hogan
    Satan's bitch
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    OH! I get it now! You don’t look as fat if you pump your tits up big enough!!

  7. Alanis Morissette Mario Treadway
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    And do you, Rumer Wil…er…Jay Len..uh….MARIO…take this woman…

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow
    BSting
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    Jodie Foster giggles after being told she looks like Gwenyth Paltrow.

  9. Linda Hogan
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    She’s one crazy press release away from being a cartoonish caricature of an aging psycho bitch desperately trying to convince people she’s still sexy and or relevant?

    wait, she did what today? Nevermind.

  10. Ashlee Simpson Bronx Mowgli
    Colin
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    At Costco no less. I’d recognize that berry smoothie anywhere.

  11. Kelly Brook
    Deacon Jones
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    Dude, her tits got ALOT bigger, what gives?

  12. Ashley Olsen
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    sigh…she’s only doing it half right. Phone goes in the hand, dog goes in the purse!

  13. LaToya Jackson
    Becky
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    Michael got facial reconstruction and she got a jewel encrusted va-jay-jay.

  14. Jason Biggs
    linds
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    suicide pills wheeee!

  15. Ellen Page
    Satan's bitch
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    Uhm… Isn’t it summer in Canada too?

  16. Octomom Nadya Suleman
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    “The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
    -Al Czervik.

  17. Ellen Page
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    Sam Ronson WISHES she could look this feminine. That is not a compliment to either of them.

  18. Adrian Grenier
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    “Oh, come on, I wiped off all the smegma.”

  19. Rick Rubin Surfing
    BSting
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    Not feeling this sequel of ‘Blue Crush.’

  20. Jim Carrey
    BSting
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    It looks like his hair is trying to get away from the rest of his face.

  21. Paz De La Huerta
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    You got her good side.

  22. Robert Pattinson
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    Sorry Mr Pattinson, the Cosmopolis set is studio 3D, this is the set for CUMopolis.

  23. Tim Curry
    Deacon Jones
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    Is this place for you?
    Indeed no, sir. I’m merely a humble butler.
    What exactly do you do?
    I buttle, sir.
    Which means what?
    The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.

  24. LaToya Jackson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I found Nemo!

  25. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    BSting
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    Blue light “special.”

  26. John Travolta
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    Designer jeans, PF Changs leftovers, ipad, ball cap covering baldness…Vinnie Barbarino wouldn’t even RECOGNIZE you man!

    • cc

      Especially not with the bright pink paper. That would have been more of an Epstein thing…he had that artistic flair.

  27. Paz De La Huerta
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    Not pictured: sign that reads “Midvale School for the Gifted”

  28. Tim Curry
    BSting
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    Didn’t realize Beverly Hills hosted a Gut n Muffin Top Parade.

  29. LaToya Jackson
    BSting
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    Pointy!

  30. Josh Hartnett
    Cock Dr
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    Because the rest of his garb is so drab he can get away with this.
    Thumbs up for the dirty looking douchebag’s shades.

  31. Alexa Chung
    Deacon Jones
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    mmmeeeeOOOWWWWWWW

  32. Alyssa Milano
    Step thr33
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    So she’s pregnant, right?

  33. Sharon Stone
    BSting
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    Sharon, dearest, the Basic Instinct years are over. Some undergarments, please. For the children.

  34. Alyssa Milano
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    A sweaty ass has never been more attractive…or less…it’s just not attractive.

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Ebdeluxe
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    Time has not been kind to Tanner from the “Bad News Bears”

  36. Alyssa Milano
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    Give her a break guys, she’s obviously pregnant…in her upper arm…with cottage cheese.

  37. Jim Carrey
    Satan's bitch
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    Rockstar fueled breakdown in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..

  38. Emmanuelle Chriqui
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    Part of me thinks she’d look better naked. But then another part of me says “I’m with that other part”.

  39. Linda Hogan
    Cock Dr
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    Holy crap. What the hell kinda infrastructure is going on under that shirt?
    Those are huge, and, when she takes the time to hoist & prop them as they so deserve, it sorta works.
    Isn’t she banging a 19 yo? Did she wear it out already? Go Linda go.

  40. Paz De La Huerta
    Deacon Jones
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    I dont’ care what they say about your drinking, PAz….you look fine to me.

  41. Scott Caan
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    We all know that look. His mother just showed up to take him home. Ma-awm!

  42. Alanis Morissette Mario Treadway
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    That is one angry bitch. Alanis is looking pretty chipper though.

  43. Ashley Olsen
    Cock Dr
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    It’s good to see a woman with a real dog, not these piece ‘o fluff toy purse pooches.
    That dog’s got a real nice life. He might even lick the pussy from time to time.

  44. Rick Rubin Surfing
    rough dont pun
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    How long Alcatraz been closed? Well better late than never.

  45. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    Something about this picture reminds me of finding an old polaroid from the 1970′s in a desk drawer…why is that? Were people really greasy back then?

  46. Alyssa Milano
    frouthy
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    Who’s the Boss Hogg?

  47. Selena Gomez
    Cock Dr
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    That a nice color for her.
    Pretty girl, not trashy looking with junk accessories & dumb tats all over.

  48. Adrian Brody
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    “Adrian Brody at the 80th anniversary of the Jaeger-Lecoultre ‘Revisto’ watch at the Ecole des Beaux-Arts in Paris”

    Am I the only one who have no idea what that sentence means?

  49. Alyssa Milano
    bonerspunk
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    Kirstie Alley got fat again?

  50. Ellen Page
    Cock Dr
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    Yes! More cute shaggy haired guys please!
    Wait….what?

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