Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin‘s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a “mysterious overdose.”
Enjoy the (presumably) drunken butt parade at the end,
- The Superficial
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OOH OOH AHH AHH
ting tang wadda wadda bing bang
This is why your girlfriend should never jerk you off while you’re sleeping. This is what happens!
Love the boobies.
“Hey Pauly! Da fuck happened to your face?”
Rob! Rob! It’s not that big a deal. Come back. Here’s a towel to wipe off with.
he’s walking like he just got punched in the stomach…
Joel always looks like that. Kind of a lordosis meets suppressing nausea. He’s still funny as hell, but yeah.
She looks like she just got done working a stripper pole at the Pink Pony.
in shackles
This is what Unicron would look like if he didn’t have such a great metabolism.
That’s a whole lotta leg there. mmmmmm
“MOVE IT…I’m late for my bowling league.”
Rumer must be in the car.
LOL…was thinking the same
+1
Great one, stinky.
He forgot that Peter North is from Canada.
Hey Jim, find a penguin to hang out with or beat it.
Yikes, where’d her boobies go?
I honestly thought this was Madonna without the freak arms, and thought, ‘Wow, she finally gained a few pounds and stopped looking so cree– Oh.’ nevermind.
I’ll bet he doesn’t bug her in the middle of dinner…good way to get punched.
Obviously he doesn’t, look at how fat she is.
I feel like there is something missing when I see her. Oh right. The litter of kids that made her famous. P.S. Usually when I say “nice mouth” it is sexual. Not this time.
Yeah, yeah, like Bruce said. That’s exactly what happened. Yeah, left eye. You can print that.
I want to spy those kids.
Oh, he looks like he’s gone straight, but tell me the last time you saw a man wear a watch like that. Frankenfurter lives!
It looks like the baby’s trying to escape, prematurely. Even the baby hates January Jones.
EXACTLY what I was thinking
Guess which Hollywood starlet was first in line auditioning for the lead in the Kurt Cobain biopic? We’ll tell ya, after the break…
Rob, trust me, you HAVE TO wear glasses. It’s won’t get in your eyes that way ; )
How hasn’t anyone laughed at this dude’s comments? I’m peeing my pants!
Only in Malibu is that actually considered surfing.
I like the guy behind her. “Seriously, Bro, that’s totally Lohan’s ass.”
This is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever seen.
Nut up Rob. This is Hollywood. We’ve all taken it. You have to decide if you’re gonna take it like a man.
Now THAT’S better…
enough with the pippa middleton butt hour.
Damn, girl. Long legs, hot shoes . . . hotter than Pippa . . .
Celebrities. They’re just like us but without pockets.
I’m sure Tony is really disappointed in Sam.
He could win an arm full of Oscars but you f*ck one pie and you’re a pief*cker for life!
Everybody wang Chung tonight!
Jason Biggs thinks he’s funny posing like the Heisman Trophy with a mint in his mouth.
The rest of the world does not.
Ugh. Wedgies suck. Like reverse camel toe.
That is a NICE ass.
I don’t know why but I have always had it bad for this woman. I can’t even look at a big gulp anymore without getting aroused.
Ugh, worst part of that show. She’s so fucking annoying.
Remembered the name from NCIS…expected the other one(the agent she got in a slap fight with)…BOY was I surprised when THIS popped up AUGH!
Yeah, she’s cute. Can’t believe she’s 42 though. She looks and acts like she’s in her 20s.
It is because she is triple-jointed, not double-jointed but Triple; oh the things She can do!
Wonka called…he said you’re late again and if you pull this shit one more time this week you’re outta here.
I would so tap that Paz.
Total hottie. Her and Connie Britton in their undies in Women in Trouble….check it out
Good call, dude…no shit.
Check her out in Sin City. Smokin’!
Oh no…do farts have lumps?
It’s the American “Pippa”.
Semi-stardom looks painful, Joel…any comment?
So long…gay boyyyysss.
The homeless guy in the background is saying, “Hey Jim…here’s a paper from 1989 when you were relevant. Take a peek and see if it helps you pull your head outta your ass.”
Moore like 1996
Anyone else really tired of this guy?
my acceptance of him is fading fast. But then I watch “Role Models” and I remember why he still rates.
I like him for ten minutes in Role Models. Never wanted to see him again after that. Still don’t.
The World in 3D. You’ll believe you’re there.
lol
One was enough…
None was enough.
Codot, comment more. That is all.
She looks fine
(rips desk drawer open, pukes into pile of pencil shavings, shoves draw closed)