The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.29.11

June 29th, 2011 // 762 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin‘s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a “mysterious overdose.”

Enjoy the (presumably) drunken butt parade at the end,

- The Superficial

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  1. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    Hugh Jazhole
    Commented on this photo:

    OOH OOH AHH AHH

  2. Robert Pattinson
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why your girlfriend should never jerk you off while you’re sleeping. This is what happens!

  3. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Keyser Ballsy
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    Love the boobies.

  4. Pauley Perette
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Pauly! Da fuck happened to your face?”

  5. Adrian Grenier
    Hugh Jazhole
    Commented on this photo:

    Rob! Rob! It’s not that big a deal. Come back. Here’s a towel to wipe off with.

  6. Joel McHale
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    he’s walking like he just got punched in the stomach…

    • Alex

      Joel always looks like that. Kind of a lordosis meets suppressing nausea. He’s still funny as hell, but yeah.

  7. Katrina Bowden
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    She looks like she just got done working a stripper pole at the Pink Pony.

  8. Alyssa Milano
    Eddie
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    This is what Unicron would look like if he didn’t have such a great metabolism.

  9. Alexa Chung
    Hugh Jazhole
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    That’s a whole lotta leg there. mmmmmm

  10. Alyssa Milano
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    “MOVE IT…I’m late for my bowling league.”

  11. Bruce Willis
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    Rumer must be in the car.

  12. Robert Pattinson
    Commented on this photo:

    He forgot that Peter North is from Canada.

  13. Jim Carrey
    It had to be said
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    Hey Jim, find a penguin to hang out with or beat it.

  14. Jennifer Garner
    Hugh Jazhole
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes, where’d her boobies go?

  15. Sharon Stone
    Lindsay
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    I honestly thought this was Madonna without the freak arms, and thought, ‘Wow, she finally gained a few pounds and stopped looking so cree– Oh.’ nevermind.

  16. Alanis Morissette Mario Treadway
    doogleberg
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    I’ll bet he doesn’t bug her in the middle of dinner…good way to get punched.

  17. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like there is something missing when I see her. Oh right. The litter of kids that made her famous. P.S. Usually when I say “nice mouth” it is sexual. Not this time.

  18. Scott Caan
    Hugh Jazhole
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    Yeah, yeah, like Bruce said. That’s exactly what happened. Yeah, left eye. You can print that.

  19. Carla Gugino
    Hugh Jazhole
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    I want to spy those kids.

  20. Tim Curry
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, he looks like he’s gone straight, but tell me the last time you saw a man wear a watch like that. Frankenfurter lives!

  21. January Jones
    Eddie
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    It looks like the baby’s trying to escape, prematurely. Even the baby hates January Jones.

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess which Hollywood starlet was first in line auditioning for the lead in the Kurt Cobain biopic? We’ll tell ya, after the break…

  23. Joe Jonas
    Hugh Jazhole
    Commented on this photo:

    Rob, trust me, you HAVE TO wear glasses. It’s won’t get in your eyes that way ; )

  24. Rick Rubin Surfing
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    Only in Malibu is that actually considered surfing.

  25. Sharon Stone
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the guy behind her. “Seriously, Bro, that’s totally Lohan’s ass.”

  26. Adrian Brody
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever seen.

  27. Ken Jeong
    Hugh Jazhole
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    Nut up Rob. This is Hollywood. We’ve all taken it. You have to decide if you’re gonna take it like a man.

  28. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    Now THAT’S better…

  29. Paz De La Huerta
    Richard McBeef
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    enough with the pippa middleton butt hour.

  30. Alexa Chung
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, girl. Long legs, hot shoes . . . hotter than Pippa . . .

  31. Kelly Brook
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Celebrities. They’re just like us but without pockets.

  32. Alyssa Milano
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure Tony is really disappointed in Sam.

  33. Jason Biggs
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    He could win an arm full of Oscars but you f*ck one pie and you’re a pief*cker for life!

  34. Alexa Chung
    Commented on this photo:

    Everybody wang Chung tonight!

  35. Jason Biggs
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Jason Biggs thinks he’s funny posing like the Heisman Trophy with a mint in his mouth.

    The rest of the world does not.

  36. Paz De La Huerta
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh. Wedgies suck. Like reverse camel toe.

  37. Paz De La Huerta
    Hugh Jazhole
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    That is a NICE ass.

  38. Pauley Perette
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    I don’t know why but I have always had it bad for this woman. I can’t even look at a big gulp anymore without getting aroused.

  39. Pauley Perette
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonka called…he said you’re late again and if you pull this shit one more time this week you’re outta here.

  40. Paz De La Huerta
    Commented on this photo:

    I would so tap that Paz.

  41. Carla Gugino
    Commented on this photo:

    Total hottie. Her and Connie Britton in their undies in Women in Trouble….check it out

  42. Bruce Willis
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no…do farts have lumps?

  43. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the American “Pippa”.

  44. Joel McHale
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    Semi-stardom looks painful, Joel…any comment?

  45. Ken Jeong
    Commented on this photo:

    So long…gay boyyyysss.

  46. Jim Carrey
    doogleberg
    Commented on this photo:

    The homeless guy in the background is saying, “Hey Jim…here’s a paper from 1989 when you were relevant. Take a peek and see if it helps you pull your head outta your ass.”

  47. Ken Jeong
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else really tired of this guy?

    • SteveG

      my acceptance of him is fading fast. But then I watch “Role Models” and I remember why he still rates.

  48. Josh Hartnett
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The World in 3D. You’ll believe you’re there.

  49. Paz De La Huerta
    Commented on this photo:

    One was enough…

  50. Alyssa Milano
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fine

    (rips desk drawer open, pukes into pile of pencil shavings, shoves draw closed)

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