Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin‘s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a “mysterious overdose.”
Enjoy the (presumably) drunken butt parade at the end,
- The Superficial
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Linda announced on the show that she has accepted the role of Duane Chapman’s sister-in-law for the new season of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Is she wearing a bump it?
On her chest, yes.
that is HILARIOUS!
ummm…shouldn’t the dog be carrying her?
notice how the dog’s junk is touching her butt and he can’t pull a boner either.
HAH !
Director: ‘Its amazing how comfortable he was shooting the bukkake scene.’
+1
lmao!
Win.
Where’s his checkered scarf?
Fuck this!!! My agent didn’t say anything about a circle jerk! You assholes!
lock up your sons, this cougar is on the PROWL!
Cougar? More like Sabre-tooth.
gotta admire a man who gets his eyewear advice from ZZ Top.
he’s stealing money from her purse
I laughed after reading this and then looking back at the picture.
she’s a sexy old broad. I’m a sucker for giant tits.
…and an idiot, to boot.
I like ‘em stupid.
Just to get it out of the way: bad shirt/angle.
She looks so fucking weird pregnant. Her uterus looks like a growth.
it is Dr. Dumbass
I meant like a fungal growth. That’s generally what people mean when they refer to growths.
Good to see her dating again after Heath Ledger died.
Why do I get the feeling the Superficial Writer is 5’2″ and looks like Danny Devito?
She looks like the 3rd place winner in a Chrissy Snow look-a-like drag contest.
That was who I thought it was before I clicked on the pic.
looks like she still has her pregnant boobies. nom nom nom nom nom.
Yeah, you should have seen it man, Pattinson sat there and took that shit like a man. Then he tucked his tail and packed his pussy up and split. Good times.
I didn’t think it was possible to leave Dave Coulier for someone worse…
is she getting flashed? her eyes say vagina
I don’t know, I think it looks more like “Find me a trash can, this morning sickness is a bitch” to me
Isn’t it ironic, that she’s thick
A little tooooooo ironic, yeah she really is thick.
Hahaha you made my day
Jesus, Fish, you were really into Paz De La Huerta’s weird ass dress, weren’t you?
Somewhere a tween girl is mourning the loss of her sunglasses.
Holy shit she looks good. Why did superstardom skip her and not someone like Cameron Diaz?
I’ve wondered that myself. I first noticed her in Snake Eyes with Nicolas Cage and thought she would soon have the world by the balls…oh well, one can only imagine.
vitobonespur…stole the words right out of my mouth. Seeing her in Snake Eyes, perfect figure, flawless skin, great blue eyes…best part of the movie.
Coulrophilia?
Looks like he’s training to beat Bono’s turd…
That tranny’s got some big ol’ knobs.
she should have adopted.
which side is the baby growing in?
Man, I saw that elbow flash by and thought she’d finally done a nude scene.
so you think Selena Gomez naked is probably going to look like a dudes elbow?
yeah, I guess I can see that.
that chin has no business being that close to the kids face
Who’s the homeless dude?
That’s just Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp wouldn’t be caught dead not accessorizing to that level.
when did she start getting wardrobe advice from ellen?
Now THAT’S Italian . . .
best one yet. this one should be in the best for theweek.
Ha Ha! I know, right??!
Funny you say that. A receptionist where I used to work had the most remarkable bodies ever. She looked like one of those female cartoon action figures. One (baby) and done.
Dr. Frank n Furter is now a typical midwestern dad.
Wait, they think that skank J-Wow looks like ME?!?
Is nostalgia bangable? Signs point towards, uhh, maybe?
It might be out there to say that someone’s name affects their destiny, but January is one frigid bitch of a month.
If you had to look and feel like that for almost an entire year, you’d be pretty pissed too
And then I shot some in Rob’s eye and he was like, ” shit, that’s not proper. you assholes have no concept of grace and courtesy”. That’s when I said to him, “You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That’s pride fuckin’ with you! You gotta fight through that shit!”
it’s a nice day to wear that hat, if you’re a dick
Apparently “classy” means “ugly as shit.”
Is the girl that looks like a dog Mary Kate, or the girl that looks like a meth addict?
Wouldn’t mind a squirt of milk for my tea.
“Yes, as a matter of fact it WOULD kill me to act even a little bit feminine…why do you ask, Mr. Lowly Photographer?”
Hahaaa..
P-A-T-T-I-N-S-O-N ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Wow. “Butterface” has never, ever been a more accurate description.
-10000
some guys aren’t into the the whole clown face war paint thing.
She looks great, the ginormous tatas don’t hurt either. Some women just get better looking after they become mothers, such as Ali Larter.
mother of what? dead tissue?
For no makeup she has amazing skin. I see no butter here. A few pages back though……..
@IHTBC: Yeah, you’re wrong. She does have a pretty face, even without makeup.
@D&C: Wow. Cold.
Yep and yep
The fact that she has massive cans does distract everyone from her stache.
Popcorn Challenge is over, retard.
I hope that is just the lighting but are her sweatpants darker on the back end?
Can we get a ruling on how many pics it takes before someone gets their own post?
Exactly what I was thinking!
WTF! Are you purposely trying to terrorize my 1980′s spank bank? First Nichole Eggert and now this!!! FU!
Now her physique matches all those guys who watched her on TV so long ago.