The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.29.11

June 29th, 2011 // 762 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you know the drill so let’s get right to it: John Travolta tries to act like he isn’t responsible for this, something terribly wrong has happened to Kelly Brook, no wait, all better, Rick Rubin‘s on a surfboard and this dog is about to die from a “mysterious overdose.”

Enjoy the (presumably) drunken butt parade at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Linda Hogan
    Senor Trout
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    Linda announced on the show that she has accepted the role of Duane Chapman’s sister-in-law for the new season of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

  2. Linda Hogan
    Siloporcen7
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    Is she wearing a bump it?

  3. Ashley Olsen
    Hugh Jazhole
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    ummm…shouldn’t the dog be carrying her?

  4. Ashley Olsen
    Richard McBeef
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    notice how the dog’s junk is touching her butt and he can’t pull a boner either.

  5. Robert Pattinson
    Senor Trout
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    Director: ‘Its amazing how comfortable he was shooting the bukkake scene.’

  6. Josh Hartnett
    Michael
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    Where’s his checkered scarf?

  7. Robert Pattinson
    Hugh Jazhole
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    Fuck this!!! My agent didn’t say anything about a circle jerk! You assholes!

  8. Linda Hogan
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    lock up your sons, this cougar is on the PROWL!

  9. Josh Hartnett
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    gotta admire a man who gets his eyewear advice from ZZ Top.

  10. Ashley Olsen
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    he’s stealing money from her purse

  11. Linda Hogan
    Hugh Gentry
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    she’s a sexy old broad. I’m a sucker for giant tits.

  12. Alyssa Milano
    Michael
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    Just to get it out of the way: bad shirt/angle.

  13. January Jones
    bj
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    She looks so fucking weird pregnant. Her uterus looks like a growth.

  14. Ashley Olsen
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    Good to see her dating again after Heath Ledger died.

  15. Acrylique

    Why do I get the feeling the Superficial Writer is 5’2″ and looks like Danny Devito?

  16. Linda Hogan
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    She looks like the 3rd place winner in a Chrissy Snow look-a-like drag contest.

  17. Kelly Brook
    Hugh Gentry
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    looks like she still has her pregnant boobies. nom nom nom nom nom.

  18. Adrian Brody
    Hugh Jazhole
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    Yeah, you should have seen it man, Pattinson sat there and took that shit like a man. Then he tucked his tail and packed his pussy up and split. Good times.

  19. Alanis Morissette Mario Treadway
    Michael
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    I didn’t think it was possible to leave Dave Coulier for someone worse…

  20. Selena Gomez
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    is she getting flashed? her eyes say vagina

    • MrsWrong

      I don’t know, I think it looks more like “Find me a trash can, this morning sickness is a bitch” to me

  21. Alanis Morissette Mario Treadway
    Richard McBeef
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    Isn’t it ironic, that she’s thick
    A little tooooooo ironic, yeah she really is thick.

  22. Paz De La Huerta
    bj
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    Jesus, Fish, you were really into Paz De La Huerta’s weird ass dress, weren’t you?

  23. Josh Hartnett
    It had to be said
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    Somewhere a tween girl is mourning the loss of her sunglasses.

  24. Carla Gugino
    doogleberg
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    Holy shit she looks good. Why did superstardom skip her and not someone like Cameron Diaz?

    • vitobonespur

      I’ve wondered that myself. I first noticed her in Snake Eyes with Nicolas Cage and thought she would soon have the world by the balls…oh well, one can only imagine.

      • cc

        vitobonespur…stole the words right out of my mouth. Seeing her in Snake Eyes, perfect figure, flawless skin, great blue eyes…best part of the movie.

  25. Pauley Perette
    Michael
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    Coulrophilia?

  26. John Travolta
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    Looks like he’s training to beat Bono’s turd…

  27. Linda Hogan
    It had to be said
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    That tranny’s got some big ol’ knobs.

  28. Alyssa Milano
    Hugh Gentry
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    she should have adopted.

  29. Alyssa Milano
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    which side is the baby growing in?

  30. Selena Gomez
    It had to be said
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    Man, I saw that elbow flash by and thought she’d finally done a nude scene.

  31. Ashlee Simpson Bronx Mowgli
    Richard McBeef
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    that chin has no business being that close to the kids face

  32. Ellen Page
    It had to be said
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    Who’s the homeless dude?

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    when did she start getting wardrobe advice from ellen?

  34. Alyssa Milano
    It had to be said
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    Now THAT’S Italian . . .

  35. Tim Curry
    Michael
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    Dr. Frank n Furter is now a typical midwestern dad.

  36. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    It had to be said
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    Wait, they think that skank J-Wow looks like ME?!?

  37. Sharon Stone
    Richard McBeef
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    Is nostalgia bangable? Signs point towards, uhh, maybe?

  38. January Jones
    Michael
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    It might be out there to say that someone’s name affects their destiny, but January is one frigid bitch of a month.

  39. Bruce Willis
    Hugh Jazhole
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    And then I shot some in Rob’s eye and he was like, ” shit, that’s not proper. you assholes have no concept of grace and courtesy”. That’s when I said to him, “You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That’s pride fuckin’ with you! You gotta fight through that shit!”

  40. Ashlee Simpson Bronx Mowgli
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    it’s a nice day to wear that hat, if you’re a dick

  41. Gwyneth Paltrow
    It had to be said
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    Apparently “classy” means “ugly as shit.”

  42. Ashley Olsen
    Eddie
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    Is the girl that looks like a dog Mary Kate, or the girl that looks like a meth addict?

  43. Kelly Brook
    Keyser Ballsy
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    Wouldn’t mind a squirt of milk for my tea.

  44. Ellen Page
    doogleberg
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    “Yes, as a matter of fact it WOULD kill me to act even a little bit feminine…why do you ask, Mr. Lowly Photographer?”

  45. Rick Rubin Surfing
    Hugh Jazhole
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    P-A-T-T-I-N-S-O-N ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  46. Kelly Brook
    It had to be said
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    Wow. “Butterface” has never, ever been a more accurate description.

  47. Jason Biggs
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    Popcorn Challenge is over, retard.

  48. Alyssa Milano
    Keyser Ballsy
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    I hope that is just the lighting but are her sweatpants darker on the back end?

  49. Paz De La Huerta
    Senor Trout
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    Can we get a ruling on how many pics it takes before someone gets their own post?

  50. Alyssa Milano
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF! Are you purposely trying to terrorize my 1980′s spank bank? First Nichole Eggert and now this!!! FU!

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