Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.
Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,
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I never realized how fat she is in the face until this….
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?”
Yes Posh. Emma is still hotter than you are. She always will be.
He’s never happier than when he’s surrounded by dudes.
…and as she walked through the airport, time stopped just to watch her pass on by…
She got two bites in before she realized that this wasn’t her table.
Dammit!… Now I love Italy!
“How do I reach dees kids??”
They’re making another Catwoman movie already?
Greg Proops is looking horrible these days.
So scary. What the fuck happened to her?
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
That’s one hell of a boner.
Perfection.
Always thought she was weird looking.
Note the Viking runes on the pavement: the Skarsgaard has clearly marked this one as his…
Your move, Nicole Kidman
this seems like a lateral move…
What the fuck! Didn’t he die the other day?
She makes me want to squeeze her.
“I know the sign says ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service.’ But I am wearing a shirt. How about half service?”
“I commnad you to have sex with me!”
“Oh my God, look what I found between my teeth.”
Who gives a shit about her outfit? With a little bit of luck she’d be out of it very shortly anyway…
Which one of those buttons do you push on Victoria to make the laser beams come out of her eyes?
It’s tough to have a career when you are on permanent maternity leave.
This is what is known in showbiz as the strategically placed table.
He just found paradise.
“Could somebody call 911? I’m stuck!”
She’s fucking disgusting! Green shoes? Black hair? I can’t believe she actually posed for these shots. And that shirt is way too white. What a fame whore! She surely must have butt implants.
FUCK! What a bunch of sophomoric shitheads!
Daydreaming of when he used to know how to play.
Hey, Claudia, suck down one of those brewskys for me, would ya?
The store must have been out of Tiger Blood.
Has it been 50 years since the O.C.?
She had that rack done. First thing I noticed.
And just to think, she has made an entire career out of a simple love for black microphones.
Auditioning to be the new Ernest P. Worrell.
OK Charlie, you’re walking down a hallway. You turn right, you turn left, BRICK WALL!… Yeah, he’s high.
Start to understand why her career never caught on after O.C.
No, nothing to declare Officer! That really is my ass!
“Stop starin’ at ma’s belly sun. It ain’t sufistikated”.
What … and give up show business?
I’m so glad I don’t know who she is.
So … is she the one on the left?
Nice big round… head. Well, she has to compete somehow with Katy Perry’s tits.
From here Wikipdia page: “She describes her sound as “vintage 90′s with a modern twist”.”
ROFL
Odd…that’s how I’d describe her odor
Damn it! I forgot to make a deal with Lucifer about this one.
The black X’s are there to remind Lorenzo not to touch them yet because they were just installed.
I still got dibs when her old billionaire husband kicks the bucket.
“Hi I’m Woody, and where am I again?”
The girls will be sooo jealous when I tell them this story!