The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12

June 27th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.

Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    Lissa
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    I never realized how fat she is in the face until this….

  2. Billy Bob Thornton
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?”

  3. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
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    Yes Posh. Emma is still hotter than you are. She always will be.

  4. Andrew Garfield
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    He’s never happier than when he’s surrounded by dudes.

  5. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Bionic_Crouton
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    …and as she walked through the airport, time stopped just to watch her pass on by…

  6. Taylor Armstrong Eating
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She got two bites in before she realized that this wasn’t her table.

  7. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Dammit!… Now I love Italy!

  8. Edward James Olmos Glasses Moustache Grey Hair
    Blech
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    “How do I reach dees kids??”

  9. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
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    They’re making another Catwoman movie already?

  10. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    Greg Proops is looking horrible these days.

  11. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
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    So scary. What the fuck happened to her?

  12. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
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    That’s one hell of a boner.

  13. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Perfection.

  14. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
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    Always thought she was weird looking.

  15. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    Dr. T
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    Note the Viking runes on the pavement: the Skarsgaard has clearly marked this one as his…

  16. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    Dr. T
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    Your move, Nicole Kidman

  17. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    box
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    this seems like a lateral move…

  18. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
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    What the fuck! Didn’t he die the other day?

  19. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    She makes me want to squeeze her.

  20. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
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    “I know the sign says ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service.’ But I am wearing a shirt. How about half service?”

  21. David Arquette Marionettes
    tlmck
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    “I commnad you to have sex with me!”

  22. Taylor Armstrong Eating
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    “Oh my God, look what I found between my teeth.”

  23. Ashley Benson Cleavage Camel Toe Tight Pants
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    Who gives a shit about her outfit? With a little bit of luck she’d be out of it very shortly anyway…

  24. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    tlmck
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    Which one of those buttons do you push on Victoria to make the laser beams come out of her eyes?

  25. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
    tlmck
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    It’s tough to have a career when you are on permanent maternity leave.

  26. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    tlmck
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    This is what is known in showbiz as the strategically placed table.

  27. Andrew Garfield
    tlmck
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    He just found paradise.

  28. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    “Could somebody call 911? I’m stuck!”

  29. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
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    She’s fucking disgusting! Green shoes? Black hair? I can’t believe she actually posed for these shots. And that shirt is way too white. What a fame whore! She surely must have butt implants.

    FUCK! What a bunch of sophomoric shitheads!

  30. Tiger Woods
    tlmck
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    Daydreaming of when he used to know how to play.

  31. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
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    Hey, Claudia, suck down one of those brewskys for me, would ya?

  32. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    tlmck
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    The store must have been out of Tiger Blood.

  33. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    tlmck
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    Has it been 50 years since the O.C.?

  34. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    terry
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    She had that rack done. First thing I noticed.

  35. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    tlmck
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    And just to think, she has made an entire career out of a simple love for black microphones.

  36. Billy Bob Thornton
    tlmck
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    Auditioning to be the new Ernest P. Worrell.

  37. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    Crazed Abandon
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    OK Charlie, you’re walking down a hallway. You turn right, you turn left, BRICK WALL!… Yeah, he’s high.

  38. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    Crazed Abandon
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    Start to understand why her career never caught on after O.C.

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Crazed Abandon
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    No, nothing to declare Officer! That really is my ass!

  40. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
    tlmck
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    “Stop starin’ at ma’s belly sun. It ain’t sufistikated”.

  41. David Arquette Marionettes
    Oz Matters
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    What … and give up show business?

  42. Kat Graham Bra
    Crazed Abandon
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    I’m so glad I don’t know who she is.

  43. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
    Oz Matters
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    So … is she the one on the left?

  44. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    Crazed Abandon
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    Nice big round… head. Well, she has to compete somehow with Katy Perry’s tits.

  45. Kat Graham Bra
    tlmck
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    From here Wikipdia page: “She describes her sound as “vintage 90′s with a modern twist”.”

    ROFL

  46. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    Crazed Abandon
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    Damn it! I forgot to make a deal with Lucifer about this one.

  47. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    tlmck
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    The black X’s are there to remind Lorenzo not to touch them yet because they were just installed.

  48. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    tlmck
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    I still got dibs when her old billionaire husband kicks the bucket.

  49. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    tlmck
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    “Hi I’m Woody, and where am I again?”

  50. Andrew Garfield
    Crazed Abandon
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    The girls will be sooo jealous when I tell them this story!

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