The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12

June 27th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.

Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
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    She looks really great in this pic!

  2. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    Johnny P!
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    Justin is afraid of blowjobs.

  3. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    DeucePickle
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    ….and that’s the story of how i lost my shoes, part of one of my front teeth and most of the buttons on my shirt.

  4. Edward James Olmos Glasses Moustache Grey Hair
    Colin
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    And if you never tell a lie you will become a real boy, my Pinocchio!

  5. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
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    He hocked his shoes to finance the play.

  6. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
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    Viva forever? Are they making panties out of paper towels now?

  7. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    kimmykimkim
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    Yeah I have nothing to say about this except that I like the poofy ponytail. That’s it.

  8. Andrew Garfield
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    Not pictured: Donald Glover’s bitch-ass.

  9. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    This guys is 2 years older than I am and he looks 20 years older. (I just looked in a mirror to make sure)

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
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    MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  11. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    Dick Hell
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    Charlie reminds me a little of Hunter S. Thompson, albeit without any talent.

  12. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Mike Walker
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    Hmmm, nice little bod. Now let’s take a look at… oofah.

  13. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
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    “We have something special for our studio audience today…we’re BOTH going to be doing the black microphone…”

    (I’m ashamed I sunk to using the black microphone line…)

  14. Andrew Garfield
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    I believe the brothers refer to the skinny fellow as “on the down low.”

  15. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    Mike Walker
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    A sad harbinger of things to come.

  16. Andrew Garfield
    kimmykimkim
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    I’m sorry, but did I not just learn yesterday that THIS is in a relationship with Emma Stone? This? Hmm, I didn’t realize Emma was bisexual.

  17. Tiger Woods
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    “Mmm… IHOP.”

  18. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    MrG
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    I think we’ve found her best side.

  19. Tiger Woods
    Deacon Jones
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    “Tiger! Tiger! How does it feel to be irrelevant Tiger?!”

  20. Andrew Garfield
    Contusion
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    One of these things is not like the others.

  21. David Arquette Marionettes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Must have been a bad photo yesterday, Travolta looks a lot more relaxed with his wife here

  22. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
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    “I’m sorry, guys, but this 2″x12″ with a hole cut through it is just NOT cutting it. I need a real toilet seat.”

  23. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    Relax Charlie. Those kids aren’t playing on your lawn.

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Deacon Jones
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    If anyone believes that’s a real ass, I’ve got a plot of land to sell you.

  25. David Arquette Marionettes
    Frank Burns
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    Arquette is using a somewhat larger system to facilitate Lindsay Lohan’s ‘acting’ in the Liz Taylor movie.

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Contusion
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    Big. Fat. Lumpy. Ass.

  27. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    neo_v
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    look away….I’m hideous!

  28. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Jimbob
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    somebody lost her implants…

    • It may surprise you to find out that not all women come with implants as standard equipment. In fact, some years back there was no such thing as implants and women, along with their spousal equivalents, simply lived with what God gave them, as does Salma Hayek.

  29. Billy Bob Thornton
    Contusion
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    Herro Grasshopper!

  30. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
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    “Hey, Hilary, see that fat old bald-headed dude sitting at the keyboard? He wants you…”

  31. Billy Bob Thornton
    Deacon Jones
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    “Brad? Is this Brad? Hey! Just calling to let you know your wife not only fucked me, but married me! Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Bye now!”

  32. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Lemmiwinks
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    Now we know which is her good side.

  33. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    jon
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    I generally prefer my joints oversized. Like this one I happen to have here…

  34. Justin Timberlake Panama Hat Runner Runner Set
    neo_v
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    you guys see the ass shots this week?

    that’s my girl!

  35. Andrew Garfield
    Mike701
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    Yes boys, and the sequel will be The FABULOUS Spiderman

  36. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, no fair, I’m off limits!

  37. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    Contusion
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    “Okay honey, you better go change…we’re going out.”
    “This is what I’m wearing.”
    “Oh. Um…okay.”

  38. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    neo_v
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    so nice

  39. Tiger Woods
    Frank Burns
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    Must have been a “Ms. Skanky USA” contest winner in the background somewhere.

  40. Billy Bob Thornton
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    I love his Frontera Grill!

    Yes, I know its PBS humor, so shoot me.

  41. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
    kimmykimkim
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    I was never a spice girl fan but I did like the fact that they had a gay member.

  42. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    Mike701
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    My mom never told me “Keep doing that and your face will get stuck like that.” Shit!

  43. Andrew Garfield
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    “OK, you caught me. I guess most of you guys

  44. Tiger Woods
    Lemmiwinks
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    How many cocktail waitresses have I banged on this tour?

  45. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Thanks to all the mothers for making it. There are tea and sandwiches at the back of the hall.”

  46. Kat Graham Bra
    Deacon Jones
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    “You outta Sunkist soda?!?! HIYYYAARRGHHHHH! “

  47. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    Contusion
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    “Woody is in it to win it! Yeah dawg.”

  48. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
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    Still smaller than Uma.

  49. Andrew Garfield
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    “OK, you caught me. I guess most of you guys CAN outrun a white guy. So now what?”

  50. Justin Timberlake Panama Hat Runner Runner Set
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    “I have a little Biel where? Got it, thanks.”

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