The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12

June 27th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.

Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Mooo
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    moooooooo

  2. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Raoul
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    It was only a matter of time until they charged her an extra seat for that thing.

  3. Edward James Olmos Glasses Moustache Grey Hair
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    “Hey teach, what’s this calculo stuff?”

  4. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
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    POW!

  5. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
    Minky Wail
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    “Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”

  6. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    catapostrophe
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    Who’s guarding the Baseball Diamond?

  7. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
    EricLr
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    I think she ate Jessica Simpson.

  8. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    DeucePickle
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    It’s pretty clear now what she’s going to look like at age 60

  9. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
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    I don’t know what’s going on in this picture…but I approve!

  10. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
    Raoul
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    Ho leeeee fu-!

  11. Taylor Armstrong Eating
    Crissy
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    Perfect!!! Someone please photoshop a penis there and everyone will recognize her from this pic!

  12. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    why does Victoria always look like a feral TARAN-esque person we found in the wild and dressed up and taught to ‘act human’.

    Also ‘miserable’. Why does Victoria look miserable?

  13. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    kimmykimkim
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    Hot! Dress and girl. I’ll take both. Please ship overnight, thank you.

  14. Andrew Garfield
    Johnny P!
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    This bobble-head is the new Spiderman?
    I’ll pass, thanks…

  15. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
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    I knew it!!!! She’s been a drug mule this whole time!! She just upped her capacity, that’s all…

  16. Justin Timberlake Panama Hat Runner Runner Set
    Raoul
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    “Hey, guys! I’m still relevant, right?”

  17. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    EricLr
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    So he married a girl from one of his shitty b-rated science fiction movies?

  18. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Auditioning for THE RENE ZELLWEGGER STORY?

  19. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Crissy
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    And I love your bum! Now, go and put a bag over that head and look pretty!

  20. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    I'mCool
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    She’s hanging out with Joe Francis now? Good fer her!

  21. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Crissy
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    Much better!

  22. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    I can’t believe my “brother” is still living in MY beach house!

  23. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
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    ALWAYS stretch before going out for a run on a hot summer day in your wetsuit.
    It’s just common sense.

  24. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
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    “Feast on me with your eyes, you poor, homely bastards!”

  25. Andrew Garfield
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    TWILIGHT 4: EDWARD GOES TO HARLEM

  26. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Raoul
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    Every woman who’s ever had a kid hates Miranda Kerr.
    Every woman who’s ever grown old hates Salma.

  27. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    kimmykimkim
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    And shoes! Those shoes!! TOMFRANK?

  28. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    EricLr
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    So then me and Mcconaughey were on the beach naked, playing congo drums…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed? Well, anyway, we had smoked a lot of weed. And he says to me “It’s all cool, my brother” and…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed?

  29. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
    ChickenHawk
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    Looks like she’s in the 40th trimester…

  30. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    Raoul
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    Michael Chiklis sure tans up nicely.

  31. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    Johnny P!
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    His father looks better/younger than him.

  32. Taylor Armstrong Eating
    EricLr
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    It’s always better going down than throwing up.

  33. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
    catapostrophe
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    Gucci little piggy.

  34. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Telling me you all used to makout with eachother didnt get me to listen to your shitty music in the 90s and it wont work NOW!

  35. Billy Bob Thornton
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    Are you kidding? I’m doing great! Oh, I’m very certain I can do better than Angelina Jolie! Also, have I mentioned I’m in a band? I think it’s really going to take off, so I won’t have to work in movies anymore.

  36. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    ChickenHawk
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    Dude looks like a lady…

  37. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    starting to look like a DICK TRACEY villain

    “METHFACE?”

  38. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Son Deacon
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    You win mommy! You WERE able to fit my new baby brother and my older brother in there!

  39. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Raoul
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    Dear Jersey Shore Casting Department …

  40. Kat Graham Bra
    Johnny P!
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    The bra is superfluous.

  41. Ashley Benson Cleavage Camel Toe Tight Pants
    ChickenHawk
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    She has a cute little cameltoe.

  42. David Arquette Marionettes
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    “Damn, these little fuckers are heavy!”

  43. David Arquette Marionettes
    EricLr
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    Accept my voodoo sacrifice and grant me back my career!!

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    “does this bun make my ass look big?”

  45. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    Johnny P!
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    If you can’t get the real Katy Perry, I guess you have to settle for that…

  46. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    DeucePickle
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    I guess Salma Hayek will go to great lengths not to be recognized in public, even if it means dressing as Katy Perry and hanging out with Lorenzo Lamas.

  47. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    Colin
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    “And we are always certain to remain silent until spoken to. Correct, headmistress?”

  48. Woody Harrelson Barefoot
    Johnny P!
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    Well, well… look who climbed down from his free-range anti-biotic-free grain-fed pesticide-free 100% all-natural cruelty-free vegan treehouse to say ‘Howdy’ to the folks!

  49. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    Colin
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    WHY. SO. IRRELEVANT?

  50. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
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    Blue hair…check, electrical tape over nipples…check, banging a no longer relevent d list celebrity…check. Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me…oh, wait, look, there’s a photographer! Hooray!

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