Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.
Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,
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It was only a matter of time until they charged her an extra seat for that thing.
“Hey teach, what’s this calculo stuff?”
POW!
“Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
Who’s guarding the Baseball Diamond?
I think she ate Jessica Simpson.
It’s pretty clear now what she’s going to look like at age 60
I don’t know what’s going on in this picture…but I approve!
Ho leeeee fu-!
Perfect!!! Someone please photoshop a penis there and everyone will recognize her from this pic!
How about a big fat cock?
http://i.imgur.com/qaS5B.jpg
lmao! Definitely PG-13! he. he. he! Try again!
why does Victoria always look like a feral TARAN-esque person we found in the wild and dressed up and taught to ‘act human’.
Also ‘miserable’. Why does Victoria look miserable?
Meant to say “TARZAN”
Hot! Dress and girl. I’ll take both. Please ship overnight, thank you.
I dunno, she looks a little chubby. and I’m not really into wheelchairs.
This bobble-head is the new Spiderman?
I’ll pass, thanks…
I knew it!!!! She’s been a drug mule this whole time!! She just upped her capacity, that’s all…
“Hey, guys! I’m still relevant, right?”
“Ehh, whatever. I’ll just go home and have sex with Jessica, I guess. Sigh.”
So he married a girl from one of his shitty b-rated science fiction movies?
Auditioning for THE RENE ZELLWEGGER STORY?
And I love your bum! Now, go and put a bag over that head and look pretty!
She’s hanging out with Joe Francis now? Good fer her!
Much better!
This IS pretty damn good.
I can’t believe my “brother” is still living in MY beach house!
ALWAYS stretch before going out for a run on a hot summer day in your wetsuit.
It’s just common sense.
“Feast on me with your eyes, you poor, homely bastards!”
TWILIGHT 4: EDWARD GOES TO HARLEM
Every woman who’s ever had a kid hates Miranda Kerr.
Every woman who’s ever grown old hates Salma.
And shoes! Those shoes!! TOMFRANK?
What? You can see the shoes here. What are you asking me?
So you could tell me what kind of shoes, TomFrank! I’m working on my NYC shopping list! ;o) But that’s ok. Bianca knew what I was wanting. Thanks, Bianca!
They’re the Christian Louboutin “Pigalle Strass” shoes:
http://us.christianlouboutin.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=pigalle+strass
Damn! Those shoes are fantastic! And they’re only $4000! Haha! I think I got that in my pocket – oops, no, that’s just a gum wrapper. Shit.
So then me and Mcconaughey were on the beach naked, playing congo drums…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed? Well, anyway, we had smoked a lot of weed. And he says to me “It’s all cool, my brother” and…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed?
Looks like she’s in the 40th trimester…
Michael Chiklis sure tans up nicely.
Inspired.
His father looks better/younger than him.
It’s always better going down than throwing up.
Gucci little piggy.
Telling me you all used to makout with eachother didnt get me to listen to your shitty music in the 90s and it wont work NOW!
Are you kidding? I’m doing great! Oh, I’m very certain I can do better than Angelina Jolie! Also, have I mentioned I’m in a band? I think it’s really going to take off, so I won’t have to work in movies anymore.
Dude looks like a lady…
starting to look like a DICK TRACEY villain
“METHFACE?”
You win mommy! You WERE able to fit my new baby brother and my older brother in there!
Dear Jersey Shore Casting Department …
The bra is superfluous.
She has a cute little cameltoe.
“Damn, these little fuckers are heavy!”
Accept my voodoo sacrifice and grant me back my career!!
“does this bun make my ass look big?”
If you can’t get the real Katy Perry, I guess you have to settle for that…
I guess Salma Hayek will go to great lengths not to be recognized in public, even if it means dressing as Katy Perry and hanging out with Lorenzo Lamas.
“And we are always certain to remain silent until spoken to. Correct, headmistress?”
Well, well… look who climbed down from his free-range anti-biotic-free grain-fed pesticide-free 100% all-natural cruelty-free vegan treehouse to say ‘Howdy’ to the folks!
WHY. SO. IRRELEVANT?
Blue hair…check, electrical tape over nipples…check, banging a no longer relevent d list celebrity…check. Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me…oh, wait, look, there’s a photographer! Hooray!