Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.
Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,
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Looks like somebody must’ve just gotten another ring.
Multiple rings…..of the onion variety.
This is not creepy at all you guys!…
Pretty much my thought exactly. This won’t make me have hellish nightmares. Not at all.
Wait is that her baby daddy?!!! Sweet!
Catwoman: The Menopause Years
“Gosh. C’mon, you guys. It’s not like I’m THAT pretty or anything. Sheez.”
I would like to thank our first honoree from taking time out from her busy heroin addiction to join us here today…
“Dance, my little puppets! DANCE!”
He’s a basketball coach now?
“ANOTHER drive-by pregnancy?!? Dammit, Skaarsgard!”
This. This one wins. It just ain’t played out yet, so yah… win.
He’s run through all the women in Hollywood, so now he’s dating anime chicks?
Sex.
I second that.
more, yes
Please
BOOBS
“NO, David Arquette puppet! Don’t cheat on Courtney Cox puppet! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Focus, focus, focus! Ah shit we’ve lost her again…
Is he Asian? Fucking weird looking dude.
Like half(ish) or something. I think he’s black and Asian. Blasian.
Japanese mother, Black father.
Wikipedia: “[His father] Earl, a retired lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of African American, Native American, and possibly Chinese ancestry. [His mother] Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand…is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. He refers to his ethnic make-up as ‘Cablinasian’ (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian).”
Reminds me of the line from Bulworth… “All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody til they’re all the same color.”
Thanks for the info, Tom. I was just going by memory of a movie I saw a buncha years ago.
“Hey hey… would you look at dat? I sawr her on de internet… A set of gazoombas you would not believe!”
“yes, a large cow had scape from the set of Angelina’s movie…”
Dan Quayle?
It has to be Sparky, I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t like the letter “E”.
Maybe he has one of those “E”s on his keyboard that only sometimes registers.
My C key and space bar do that shit.
Hey Tiger, when do you think you can start focusing on hitting *golf* holes again?
When an old dude wears that hat, he just looks like he’s on his way to catch a flight to Miami.
Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…
Hot! I mean it: It’s LA in the summer and everyone else is wearing shorts and tank tops. Buuuut one always wants to avoid bursting into flames whenever possible.
“No Dark Helmet, I did not see you playing with dolls again…”
Shave your fucking pits you asshole!
Hi, Angelina?! Just doing my daily check in! Still with Brad? Ok, byyyyyeeeeeee!!!
Nice soulpatch shithead!
BTW, I fucking hate you!
That’s the closest I’ve seen to a smile on her in years… She must have gotten high off the fumes of food from Emma’s breath…
“Num num num nu–wha-? Oh, were you asking me a question? I, uh, had something else on my mind.”
I don’t know who that is back there, or what it is you’re doing…but DON’T YOU DARE STOP!
Mild-mannered Charles Estevez is just an unassuming reporter until he steps into a phone booth and becomes SUPERADDICT!!!
That’s a German beer, not Italian, you silly girl. Best pour it out on your t-shirt.
Spaten Optimator rules, by the way 7.2% abv. Regular Spaten not bad either.
That’s ironic, since Italy plays Germany tomorrow in the Euro semifinal. Or maybe the beer is supposed to represent Germany and there’s another photo (not shown) where she does something symbolic to the bottle. Like shove it up her twat, perhaps.
But then that would mean that Germany would F*&^ Italy and THAT I doubt is the message…
David Arquette. Bootsy Bellows. Marionettes…
Cue the smoke machine and the dwarf.
“Did I -?”
“Yes, love, you did just shit yourself.”
I saw a movie like this once… It didn’t turn out so well for the white guy…
This is a BIG step up from Shauna Sand. This girl looks like Princess Di compared to old leather tits.
She squandered her best years being the girl no one would hire. She’s like a Lindsay Lohan, without the herpes.
Says who?
Looks like she makes a fart sound with her mouth when she farts. Fun.
Hey! Check out that shark you just jumped!
So, what, she’s hoping to shit away the baby weight?
Make me hard
It’s a family show, so Victoria kept her pylon traffic cones under wraps for this one.
He’s explaining the fine art of hydraulics.
Get a bra!!! You two-time reject!
Ummm. Don’t ever make that face again.
Seriously… It looks like the face she uses to keep the Bieber in line..
Isn’t that her face is too small but rather she’s got the facial features of a toddler.
You take a six-year-old girl’s head and put it on a 5-foot-something frame and you have Selena.
I’ve always thought her head looks about two sizes too small but if she’s turning into Chuckie I suppose it doesn’t matter.
Not seen but heard in the background: Hey you forgot to pay me!!!
“Nonono. ‘So. Say. We. ALL.’ Got it?”
His spider penis is tingling.
Hi, David. Still on drugs I see
And look…If I stick my tongue out over my top lip, I look like I’m black…now watch what happens when I pull the corners of my eyes with my fingers!
She’s pretending the food is a rich guy’s cock.
Just a quick call to wife number 29.
He had to get her tits drunk to go home with him