The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12

June 27th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future to destroy the Spice Girls before they formed fucked up by about two decades.

Is it just me or does it seem like Tiger Woods is daydreaming about whores in this picture? Just an endless slew of disgusting, filthy, disease-ridden women who blow you for a six inch B.M.T.,

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  1. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Looks like somebody must’ve just gotten another ring.

  2. David Arquette Marionettes
    Crissy
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    This is not creepy at all you guys!…

  3. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
    Crissy
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    Wait is that her baby daddy?!!! Sweet!

  4. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    Frank Burns
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    Catwoman: The Menopause Years

  5. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    Raoul
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    “Gosh. C’mon, you guys. It’s not like I’m THAT pretty or anything. Sheez.”

  6. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to thank our first honoree from taking time out from her busy heroin addiction to join us here today…

  7. David Arquette Marionettes
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dance, my little puppets! DANCE!”

  8. Andrew Garfield
    EricLr
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    He’s a basketball coach now?

  9. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
    Raoul
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    “ANOTHER drive-by pregnancy?!? Dammit, Skaarsgard!”

  10. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    Frank Burns
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    He’s run through all the women in Hollywood, so now he’s dating anime chicks?

  11. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    Sex.

  12. David Arquette Marionettes
    Commented on this photo:

    “NO, David Arquette puppet! Don’t cheat on Courtney Cox puppet! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  13. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    Crissy
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    Focus, focus, focus! Ah shit we’ve lost her again…

  14. Tiger Woods
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    Is he Asian? Fucking weird looking dude.

    • kimmykimkim

      Like half(ish) or something. I think he’s black and Asian. Blasian.

      • Japanese mother, Black father.

      • Wikipedia: “[His father] Earl, a retired lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of African American, Native American, and possibly Chinese ancestry. [His mother] Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand…is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. He refers to his ethnic make-up as ‘Cablinasian’ (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian).”

      • Reminds me of the line from Bulworth… “All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody til they’re all the same color.”

      • Thanks for the info, Tom. I was just going by memory of a movie I saw a buncha years ago.

  15. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
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    “Hey hey… would you look at dat? I sawr her on de internet… A set of gazoombas you would not believe!”

  16. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants LAX
    Kojak
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    “yes, a large cow had scape from the set of Angelina’s movie…”

  17. Tiger Woods
    EricLr
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    Hey Tiger, when do you think you can start focusing on hitting *golf* holes again?

  18. Charlie Sheen Fedora
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    When an old dude wears that hat, he just looks like he’s on his way to catch a flight to Miami.

  19. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
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    Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…

  20. Marcia Cross Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    Raoul
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    Hot! I mean it: It’s LA in the summer and everyone else is wearing shorts and tank tops. Buuuut one always wants to avoid bursting into flames whenever possible.

  21. David Arquette Marionettes
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    “No Dark Helmet, I did not see you playing with dolls again…”

  22. Kat Graham Bra
    Crissy
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    Shave your fucking pits you asshole!

  23. Billy Bob Thornton
    Snoozeroony
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    Hi, Angelina?! Just doing my daily check in! Still with Brad? Ok, byyyyyeeeeeee!!!

  24. Billy Bob Thornton
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    Nice soulpatch shithead!

    BTW, I fucking hate you!

  25. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
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    That’s the closest I’ve seen to a smile on her in years… She must have gotten high off the fumes of food from Emma’s breath…

  26. Tiger Woods
    Raoul
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    “Num num num nu–wha-? Oh, were you asking me a question? I, uh, had something else on my mind.”

  27. Andrew Garfield
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    I don’t know who that is back there, or what it is you’re doing…but DON’T YOU DARE STOP!

  28. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    EricLr
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    Mild-mannered Charles Estevez is just an unassuming reporter until he steps into a phone booth and becomes SUPERADDICT!!!

  29. Claudia Romani Bikini Bottom High Heels Italian Flag
    Frank Burns
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    That’s a German beer, not Italian, you silly girl. Best pour it out on your t-shirt.

    • Frank Burns

      Spaten Optimator rules, by the way 7.2% abv. Regular Spaten not bad either.

    • That’s ironic, since Italy plays Germany tomorrow in the Euro semifinal. Or maybe the beer is supposed to represent Germany and there’s another photo (not shown) where she does something symbolic to the bottle. Like shove it up her twat, perhaps.

  30. David Arquette Marionettes
    Johnny P!
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    David Arquette. Bootsy Bellows. Marionettes…
    Cue the smoke machine and the dwarf.

  31. Mel B Melanie Chisholm Butt Squeeze Spice Girls Reunion
    Raoul
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    “Did I -?”
    “Yes, love, you did just shit yourself.”

  32. Andrew Garfield
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    I saw a movie like this once… It didn’t turn out so well for the white guy…

  33. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
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    This is a BIG step up from Shauna Sand. This girl looks like Princess Di compared to old leather tits.

  34. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Serpentine Gallery
    EricLr
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    She squandered her best years being the girl no one would hire. She’s like a Lindsay Lohan, without the herpes.

  35. Sienna Miller Pregnant Chris Hemsworth Baby Stroller
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like she makes a fart sound with her mouth when she farts. Fun.

  36. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey! Check out that shark you just jumped!

  37. Hilary Duff Cleavage Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    Minky Wail
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    So, what, she’s hoping to shit away the baby weight?

  38. Blake Lively Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    Dan Quayle
    Commented on this photo:

    Make me hard

  39. Emma Bunton Victoria Beckham Spice Girls Reunion
    Johnny P!
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    It’s a family show, so Victoria kept her pylon traffic cones under wraps for this one.

  40. Edward James Olmos Glasses Moustache Grey Hair
    EricLr
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    He’s explaining the fine art of hydraulics.

  41. Selena Gomez Yellow Teeth
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    Ummm. Don’t ever make that face again.

    • Seriously… It looks like the face she uses to keep the Bieber in line..

      • anonymous

        Isn’t that her face is too small but rather she’s got the facial features of a toddler.

        You take a six-year-old girl’s head and put it on a 5-foot-something frame and you have Selena.

    • Abby Normal

      I’ve always thought her head looks about two sizes too small but if she’s turning into Chuckie I suppose it doesn’t matter.

  42. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    Crissy
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    Get a bra!!! You two-time reject!

  43. Charlie Sheen Fedora
    Commented on this photo:

    Not seen but heard in the background: Hey you forgot to pay me!!!

  44. Edward James Olmos Glasses Moustache Grey Hair
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nonono. ‘So. Say. We. ALL.’ Got it?”

  45. Andrew Garfield
    catapostrophe
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    His spider penis is tingling.

  46. David Arquette Marionettes
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi, David. Still on drugs I see

  47. Tiger Woods
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    And look…If I stick my tongue out over my top lip, I look like I’m black…now watch what happens when I pull the corners of my eyes with my fingers!

  48. Taylor Armstrong Eating
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    She’s pretending the food is a rich guy’s cock.

  49. Billy Bob Thornton
    EricLr
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    Just a quick call to wife number 29.

  50. Lorenzo Lamas Random Woman Tape On Breasts Miniskirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He had to get her tits drunk to go home with him

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