The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.25.14

June 25th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty Instagram heavy — even more than normal — but when Ireland Baldwin returns in a bikini after a prolonged absence in a move clearly calculated to shame Lindsay Lohan‘s diarrhea freckles, I must document it. This is my charge. I also tossed in Samuel L. Jackson who is like the bacon of celebrity photographs, they’re always improved by him, as well as a double dose of Satan’s representation on earth starting here, because it’s important to remember exactly how ugly they truly are on the outside as well.

And yes, that’s motherfuckin’ Dabney Coleman, because Cloak & Dagger was my shit. Go ahead, say something,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
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    Off to meet her latest client, no doubt. If I could afford it, that would be me.

  2. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    I had no idea the Spider-Man movies paid so well that she can afford to not give a fuck so early in life.

  3. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    My beautiful Cordelia. Still hot as fuck.

    How come we never see pics of Amy Acker floating around? Fred is my favourite “Buffy/Angel” girl.

  4. Megan Hilty Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    I read that as Megan Titty and I still am.

    • Sadly my first thought was “ooh, the girl who goes the voice of Rosetta, the sassy garden fairy from my daughter’s favorite Tinkerbell movie”.

      Then I cried a little inside,

  5. Luci Ford Lingerie Instagram
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    She’s quickly becoming a favourite.

  6. Dabney Coleman Laughing With Black Guy
    Chaz
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    Here, take my jacket.

  7. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    Why is she so gross?

  8. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Dress NHL Awards
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    Whoa. She’s beautiful.

  9. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    We have a new contender.

  10. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    I she a porn star? I hope so.

  11. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
    Chaz
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    You know when you try and roll a sleeping bag up and put it away in its carrying case…There seems to be something like that going on here.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Chaz
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    By the look of the shadow, light just doesn’t bend that way.

  13. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    cc
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    Speaking as someone of Irish descent allow me to say the woman on the left looks sooooo Irish…not a handsome people.

    And to head off any of you wiseasses, I am only half Irish, so shut up.

  14. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
    Sloppy Redneck
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    DIE CUNT !!!

  15. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
    Great White Pygmy
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    Her pants are as old and worn out as she is.

  16. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    still looks better than Kim K. She’s ugly as sin of course but at least she looks fucking human.

  17. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    “Oh my God y’all, Bill Clinton just winked at me!”

  18. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    Robb7
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    Damn, she looks good!!

  19. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    so she really did add heft to that ass ? one is dumber than the other with these devil’s whores. Gah.

  20. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    She looks like she needs a caregiver.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
    n10sive
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    “They’re right! Stabbing those crabs with an ice pick really does work!”

  22. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
    cc
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    When you were a kid, you ever hold a blade of grass between the balls and tips of your thumbs and blow through it, and it made that sound? That’s pretty much the sound you’d hear if she farted through that string bottom.

  23. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    Thank God this site has course corrected.

  24. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
    cc
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    Only Gretchen Mol has harder nipples.

  25. Dabney Coleman Laughing With Black Guy
    Swearin
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    “Look, they’re wearing dress shirts and slacks now, haha! Oh boy, the 20th century is going to be an interesting time.”

  26. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    A celebratory glass of champagne to celebrate her sobriety.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Mongo only pawn in game of life.

  28. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
    Swearin
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    “I’m going to steal…Delta flight DL 1119.”

  29. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Swearin
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    “I think Clooney is over there? Yeah, let’s go that way.”

  30. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    I didn’t know airplane travel was permissible for the Amish.

  31. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
    CK
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    OH COME ON! I leaned in closer to the monitor after the previous picture! NOT COOL!!

  32. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    ah, instagram, giving us that nostalgic feel one only really gets from shitty camera technology in the 80s.

  33. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
    cc
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    Little Homely on the Prairie

  34. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    Flatliner
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    Oh yeah, thinks the man behind the Queen, I can get a quick grab of some prime royal ass while that shrieking (shrek-ing?) woman creates a diversion.

  35. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
    rican
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    “Seriously dude, stop following me”

  36. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    I would have no clue what to do with that …car.

  37. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    oldfool
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    Connect the dots, la-la-la-la-la.

  38. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Pants
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    Good thing that even her tattoos have elastic waistbands in their pants.

  39. Charo Crazy Face Cleavage 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Dis how Jennifer Lopez sing.

  40. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    She’s wearing some shoelaces and a couple napkins, and it STILL takes her 4hrs to get ready!

  41. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    Reese Witherspoon called. She offered to give you some of her chin

  42. Irina Shayk Bikini Instagram
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    Good to see she shaved her legs for the occasion. Not the norm for her apparently.

  43. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    The rest of the planet, and probably at least one (1) extraterrestrial lifeform as well, are laughing themselves into hysterics over our choices of American celebrities.
    “Fat and ugly, exactly what Americans idolize!?”

  44. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
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    Good thing MJ’s dead – He saw that, he’d have died of shame.

  45. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    nothing on her looks real

  46. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    damn son you lookin raw as hell

  47. Mel B Butt Leather Pants The X Factor Auditions
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    girl she needs to STOP wearing ass tight things, not a good look

  48. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    everyone went ape shit on instagram saying she has a disease, its fucking FRECKLES U TWATS

  49. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    :/

  50. Luci Ford Lingerie Instagram
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    Anorexia, cha cha cha

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