The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.25.14

June 25th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty Instagram heavy — even more than normal — but when Ireland Baldwin returns in a bikini after a prolonged absence in a move clearly calculated to shame Lindsay Lohan‘s diarrhea freckles, I must document it. This is my charge. I also tossed in Samuel L. Jackson who is like the bacon of celebrity photographs, they’re always improved by him, as well as a double dose of Satan’s representation on earth starting here, because it’s important to remember exactly how ugly they truly are on the outside as well.

And yes, that’s motherfuckin’ Dabney Coleman, because Cloak & Dagger was my shit. Go ahead, say something,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Thank you Lindsay, for helping me discover just how much vomit I can projectile in a single sitting.

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress 2nd Annual Discover Many Hopes Gala
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    She’s going to look really hot when puberty finally kicks in!

  3. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just does not belong…motherfucker

  4. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    Lasagna hog
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    “Haha! If this was twenty years ago we would have blown her up already!”

  5. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
    Flatliner
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    He’s starting to look like Data.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    She looks kind of nice here.

  7. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    Two hairstyles, one for each personality?

  8. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    Even adamantium can’t stop those nipples.

  9. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Freebie
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    Its amazing how she keeps her balance and doesn’t fall over

  10. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Don’t go anywhere near her nether regions until whatever the hell is going on down there clears up.

  11. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    Still pretty hot at 43.

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
    Caroline
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    I thought this was Jessica Simpson for a second.

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
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    “Well you can tell by the way I use my walk , I’m a hooker, no time to talk.”

  14. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Manhands.

  15. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    Whoa, not good. I can’t believe we used to jerk off to this.

  16. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Pants
    Flatliner
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    If this doesn’t make her stalker go away, then nothing will.

  17. Megan Hilty Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    She’s not really pregnant, she just wants to fit in with her friends.

  18. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    She has the back end of a quarter horse.

  19. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
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    Wish someone would test the theory of throwing a bucket of water on her might make her melt. A bucker of sulphuric acid for sure would work.

  20. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
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    He’s the epitome of the clingy girlfriend.

  21. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Pants
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    When did Glenn Hetrick shave his face???

  22. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Dress NHL Awards
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    Must…spank…that ass.

  23. Charo Crazy Face Cleavage 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    That Willem Dafoe is so crazy.

  24. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    Porn Star right?

  25. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
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    Faye Resnick is hoping Kris Jenner is her next friend to be murdered, so she can write another shitty book.

  26. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    ImDeluded
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    It’s so adorable when little girls play dress-up.

  27. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    “This will stop you perverts from talking about how gigantic my tits are.”

  28. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    And…she’s back to looking like a 12 year old.

  29. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    Is she the nurse?

  30. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    The Death Star was smaller than that ass!

  31. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    ImDeluded
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    That’s the same reaction that Jeff Gordon gets at every truckstop.

  32. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    Umm…I think I see a shit stain on there.

  33. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    Sorry, the rules say it must be a virgin.

  34. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
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    Is he now hitting up random guys to be the “Leo” to his Jonah”

  35. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
    ImDeluded
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    I’VE GOT TO GET ON THIS FLIGHT **NOW**!!!!!!

  36. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
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    Deceptive photo is deceptive.

  37. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Finally looks like she got rid of that Trout smell.

  38. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Selena and her BFF Lt Dan

  39. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    ImDeluded
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    If you relax your eyes and stare at her dress long enough, you’ll see a career.

  40. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    Jen may be aging but her nipples still act like they are in their 20s.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Someone must of told her that look of desperation for a fix is sexy.

  42. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    Is that the fat chick from that movie that was like The Hangover, but with chicks and not funny?

  43. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    I’ve had Ginger Beer but never tried Ginger Beard.

  44. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
    ImDeluded
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    Look, that’s a great story, Mr. Hill. But I really have to get back to my job as that annoying guy in the coffee shop who wants to tell everyone how he doesn’t even *own* a TV.

  45. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    Sister Mary Clarence?

  46. Luci Ford Lingerie Instagram
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    The desperation is strong with this one.

  47. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    Guess who forgot to sleep in the hydrator last night?

  48. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    She’s aging well.

  49. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    She was a bit older even in her Buffy years but damn she’s always been hot.

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
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    Goldie Hawn is looking a helluva lot better than last week.

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