The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.25.14

June 25th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty Instagram heavy — even more than normal — but when Ireland Baldwin returns in a bikini after a prolonged absence in a move clearly calculated to shame Lindsay Lohan‘s diarrhea freckles, I must document it. This is my charge. I also tossed in Samuel L. Jackson who is like the bacon of celebrity photographs, they’re always improved by him, as well as a double dose of Satan’s representation on earth starting here, because it’s important to remember exactly how ugly they truly are on the outside as well.

And yes, that’s motherfuckin’ Dabney Coleman, because Cloak & Dagger was my shit. Go ahead, say something,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    Wow, talk about fiction….a United flight is on time?

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress 2nd Annual Discover Many Hopes Gala
    Cock Dr
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    You have to be careful in the toilet when wearing a dress like that.

  3. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    Catwoman cosplay is clearly not for everyone.

  4. Charo Crazy Face Cleavage 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    “Charo, can we get a few words for…”
    “COOCHIE COOCHIE COOCHIE”
    “Um, what I meant was…”
    “CAHOONA BANANA LAKALAKALA.”

  5. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
    Cock Dr
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    And her talent is…????

  6. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
    Short Round
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    Must be a car commercial for the new exterior airbag system developed to protect pedestrians.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Yes I Would...
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    Every once in a while her mom’s genes show through,
    and all is forgiven…

  8. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
    Short Round
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    Call makeup. We need less Dracula!

  9. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Those are needle marks on her hips/thighs, right?

  10. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    John Cocktosen
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    Melissa McCarthy’s traveling far and wide to promote Tammy.

  11. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
    Marketing Mike
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    I think there’s a lot more gristle than fat here….

  12. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    HelpMe
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    Those WERE 12″ heels, they’ve been driven 6″ into the concrete already.

  13. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    Declaration of Independence: DELAYED

  14. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    Marketing Mike
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    She still has beautiful, round, firm, uhhhh, eyes….

  15. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    “The bunny… in the box… seriously, NONE of you have seen Con Air?”

  16. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
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    “Yeah, man, shave the beard, and lighten your hair, and don’t ever look at me when I smile at you. Oh, I’m getting a little hard already.”

  17. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Somebody’s been wiping back to front.

  18. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    You’re not going to fool me with the ol’ “My eyes are down here!” trick.

  19. Charo Crazy Face Cleavage 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    Who gave Hilary the tequila?

  20. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Marketing Mike
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    Just once, I want to post the first “MOOOOO” in a Kardashian post.

  21. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
    Short Round
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    Great, now he just walks up to random people on the street and introduces himself: Hi, I’m Leo’s friend! Whose friend are you?

  22. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    “Hey y’all… She’s wearin’ a cake!”

  23. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    I don’t see any hot rods or choppers…

  24. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    “OH MY GOD! It says that there’s going to be PIE afterwords!”

  25. Dabney Coleman Laughing With Black Guy
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    Worst remake of “The Thing with Two Heads” ever!

  26. Dabney Coleman Laughing With Black Guy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Dabney is still a man of the people. He’s not even pissed that Samuel L. Jackson is stepping on his foot.

  27. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
    Short Round
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    The Amish. Getting wilder every year.

  28. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
    bernard
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    that guy over there is wearing a Nicolas Cage mask too!

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress 2nd Annual Discover Many Hopes Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I have to admit it looks much better on her than my Grandma’s dining room table.

  30. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    “Why did you say you love me on the Big Bang Theory and what the fuck does bazinga mean?”

  31. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s a high booty.

    You’d have to be high to like it.

  32. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    If that kid inherits her fivehead genetics, the episiotomy is going to be epic.

  33. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    You can see the cellulite THROUGH HER PANTS!!

  34. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    needs more butthole.

  35. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    Short Round
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    Don’t judge! I have to keep my tits under wraps. Sure, they give me special powers. But, ironically, can also turn the rest of me invisible to men.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    The backsplash of diarrhea can be menacing.

  37. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
    Short Round
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    That’s not a cute sweater. That’s the still visible impression of the last look the cat made she ate 5 minutes ago.

  38. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
    Doc
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    Michael Jackson is alive!

  39. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    “I’m famous…”
    “Yeah. You’ve been saying that for five blocks.”
    “I know Leonardo Di Caprio…”
    “Please go away.”

  40. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    There are moons around Jupiter smaller than that ass!

  41. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Heck, I think she looks pretty good; but I’m clearly in the minority.

  42. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    That white chick has some lovely black legs.

  43. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    leesigh3
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    SOON

  44. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Should we be worried that the shadow on her dress looks like a dragon?

  45. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    The danger of everyone and their brother taking photos with their phones of everything.

    I have a dreadful fear of being caught on someone else’s phone photos or videos during a concert. Pretty sure my ‘screaming along to black metal while being crushed by hundreds of sweaty male black metal fans’ face would put this to shame in the embarrassment department.

  46. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    She is way overdressed for this!

  47. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    Time has caught up with Jen’s cleavage, as it too needs glasses now.

  48. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
    Short Round
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    My God. After two Kardashian pictures for a second I thought this was a third one… IN LINGERIE! I’m still shaking…

  49. Mel B Butt Leather Pants The X Factor Auditions
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    That would have looked great 20 pounds less ago.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Ireland sweetie its now time to do these with your GF.
    You know both of you in skimpy bikini’s kissing and fondling .. you know just like you are in my mind…

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