The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.25.14

June 25th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty Instagram heavy — even more than normal — but when Ireland Baldwin returns in a bikini after a prolonged absence in a move clearly calculated to shame Lindsay Lohan‘s diarrhea freckles, I must document it. This is my charge. I also tossed in Samuel L. Jackson who is like the bacon of celebrity photographs, they’re always improved by him, as well as a double dose of Satan’s representation on earth starting here, because it’s important to remember exactly how ugly they truly are on the outside as well.

And yes, that’s motherfuckin’ Dabney Coleman, because Cloak & Dagger was my shit. Go ahead, say something,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    The face of a 5-years old girl… with tits… her vag, full of syrup.

  2. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    Not into train, would definitely NOT watch that one!

  3. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    Sam Jackson’s sitting face is unimpressed, or as it’s more commonly know: the Sam Jackson.

  4. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    “Please don’t let it be that fat peasant that writes me all the time saying we’re twinsies.. Please don’t let it be her…”

  5. Dabney Coleman Laughing With Black Guy
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    Fish, I too was raised by movies like Cloak & Dagger… Movies were purer and more innocent back then.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Hep C mixed with Agent Orange… that’s a hell of a thing.

  7. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
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    Hell yeah…

  8. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
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    Raiding grandma’s clothing again it appears…

  9. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    I don’t believe it’s really him. With so many internet memes and costumes, you just can’t trust your eyes anymore. He’s become like a unicorn.

  10. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
    ultra
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    That’s some fine-ass pussy.

    Sorry, I couldn’t say that with a straight face. (Vomits in mouth.)

  11. Charo Crazy Face Cleavage 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    ultra
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    Brice Jenner went blonde?

  12. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
    JC
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    Wait, she posted this herself, of her own volition? Yikes.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    And since I’m first… I’ll go ahead and get it out of the way… MOOOOOO!!!!

  14. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Mama Pinkus
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    oh look, another duck lip selfie

  15. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    yourmom
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    Anyone remember how long it’s been since she seen Clooney?

  16. Charisma Carpenter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 5th Annual Thirst Gala
    JC
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    Given her hotness, it’s too bad she never ended up with anything decent outside of the Buffy franchise.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    Are the town folk pelting her with dirt and herpes again?

  18. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
    Mama Pinkus
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    Love ya Coco, you rock!

  19. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
    Don Draper's Dad
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    And then Leo says to me, he says

  20. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Who’s her double amputee friend in the background?

  21. Victoria Silvstedt Legs Heels Short Shorts
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    These heels were made for hookin’
    And that’s just what they’ll do…

  22. Stacy Keibler Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    jesus
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    “… and here comes the most recent graduate of the January Jones academy.”

  23. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    (…insert obligatory Zaloog comment here…)

  24. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    I guess Chris Farley did leave a legacy behind…

  25. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
    yourmom
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    “AND then he said, I could get any size yogurt I wanted. Fuck yeah, I went for the bucket! When it’s on Leo, you don’t fuck around with the dixie cup.”

  26. Luci Ford Lingerie Instagram
    Mama Pinkus
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    the don’t look like oranges…….nope

  27. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
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    They’re called flare-ups, not freckles.

  28. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Pants
    Mama Pinkus
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    I shudder to think what this gal will look like when she is middle-aged.

  29. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
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    Nice….

  30. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    This is NOT what people are looking for when searching for “Ireland” on this site…

  31. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Mama Pinkus
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    so gross

  32. Lena Dunham Yoga Pants Cat Sweatshirt Girls Set
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    It’s like she knows we’re here and she’s just baiting us.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
    yourmom
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    Yes, I can see your point. Those are awful. But, I still think you should start with the face when you go in for laser treatment. I’m sure nothing will go wrong. You still have that card Tara Reid gave you, right?

  34. Taisha Marie Butt Lingerie
    Mama Pinkus
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    I don’t know who she is but she is very homely.

  35. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    He’s lost weight since CSI.

  36. Jonah Hill Covering Mouth Laughing
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    “… What? He killed himself!? Man, in my book, being cuckolded by Leo DiCaprio is the highest level of praise any man can get about their woman! For real, son, ‘kinda wish Leo cuckolded me! Hell, I would be IN THE ROOM, taking Polaroid and shit, some old-school pervy/Peeping Tom-level shit! You don’t killed yourself over that, man – you called TMZ and screamed ‘YOU’VE MADE IT, BROTHER!!!’”

  37. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Dress NHL Awards
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    Can’t sing for shit… but hot as all hell.

  38. Kirsten Dunst No Makeup LAX
    eric
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    Wasn’t she Aunt Mae in Spiderman?

  39. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
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    That can’t be good for her knees.

  40. Coco Huge Ass String Thong Bikini Stripper Heels Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Say hello to American culture.

  41. Magic Johnson Samuel L Jackson Posing With Fan On Bench
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    Sam Jackson doesn’t look very happy. It turns out Magic thought he was Laurence Fishburne too.

  42. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
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    Her Majesty’s icing is in danger of falling off.

  43. Nicolas Cage Bags Under Eyes The Runner Set
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    Looks more like “The Flier”.

  44. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress 2nd Annual Discover Many Hopes Gala
    YadaYada
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    Yes yes yes. More her.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Crotch Freckles No Pants Underwear Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    It takes incredible persistence to obtain that type of awful sun damage….on your crotch area.

  46. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Just Saying...
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    Fuck, I guess they had to amputate Beiber’s legs at the knees
    from the car accident. And who’s the 6 year old looking at us?

  47. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    Your move, Angie’s nips.

  48. Queen Elizabeth St Georges Market Belfast
    Short Round
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    - I just won the auction for the flashing Easter Bunny suit!!!
    - Kate, the Queen!
    - What?! Who?… Oh, yeah… Hey, wanna see me flashing at Easter?

  49. Kris Jenner Torn Skinny Jeans
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    Kris, ripped pants look stupid enough on your daughters. Dress your age.

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