Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.
Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,
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Manly throwing pose choreographed by Benjamin Millipied.
I was gonna make a joke, but I’m afraid it’s gonna eat my soul if I do..
“Smithers, the bolt in my kneck’s loose again!”
at least it’ll be a white baby. LOL
Spit or swallow, dude.
That…smile/grimace-thing is the visual equivalent of fingernails on a blackboard.
She’s cool, as in “not very hot.”
‘Excuse me, Cueball. Would you please get your fucking ball-scratcher off my ass?”
my god..this woman looks like a mexican cleaning lady chola.
Bring her here…I’ll give her some work, to this NANA