The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.20.12

June 20th, 2012 // 434 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.

Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Claudia Romani Bikini
    vgrly
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    Is that a bathing suit because I swear I have the same pair of Hanky Panky thong in my underwear drawer.

  2. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    bigalkie
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    Robin Leach here: to kick off our new show Lifestyles of the Rich and Homely… Cameron Diaz

  3. Claudia Romani Bikini
    vgrly
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    That’s a type of body that would blow up during a pregnancy based on those birthing hips.

  4. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    richie
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    ewok

  5. Claudia Romani Bikini
    richie
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    holy shite!

  6. Justin Bieber
    SSHGuru
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    Bieber… Bieber.. how do I spell that again?

  7. Claudia Romani Bikini
    SSHGuru
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    Sometimes the body takes the attention away from the butterface but not here.

  8. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    cc
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    Gravity is taking its toll on her head…it’s getting wider and flatter.

  9. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    The Pope
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    “Look at those people over there Camilla. I bet they all have to put their own toothpaste on their toothbrushes themselves! Ha! What paupers!”

  10. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    The Pope
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    “If I were you, and you were me….we’d both be drunk.”

  11. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    cc
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    She makes a compelling case for relaxing my normally lofty standards.

  12. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    cc
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    It’s be funny if that hat was as hard to get off as a Lego hat.

  13. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    cc
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    “Scientists baffled by the appearance of a mysterious blob on the beach.”

  14. Brooke Shields
    cc
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    Tries too hard.

  15. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    cc
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    The movie features a deadly creature that appears from the detergent dispensing machine when a non-virgin puts quarters in.

  16. Ashley Tisdale Miniskirt High Heels Cleavage Sons Of Anarchy
    cc
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    Nothing goes better with an outfit like that than knit sweater.

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Stretch Jeans.

  18. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    Glassman
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    I bet it’s not spanx. I bet it’s (fake) butt.

  19. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    CK
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    Chick’s shirt?

  20. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    CK
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    Where’s your monocle, Mr. Peanut!?!?!?

  21. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    Dr.J.Fever
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    Do Ewoks molt?

  22. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    Nik
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    I wish she still looked like she did in the mask. ;_;

    WHat happened?! It’s beyond normal aging.

  23. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    dboffer
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    My plan to be the 1st human that is wider than they are tall is almost complete.

  24. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    doogleberg
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    Is he in the dead pool yet? Let’s see: diabetes, check…thyroid condition, check…failing liver, check. I got Bobby and the under.

  25. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
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    L.L. Kool Aid

  26. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    Lord Invader
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    Is this supposed to be a promo photo for Coach? Looks more like it’s for Go Girl the female urination device.

  27. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    Bob
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    What’s with the sudden rash of douchebeard raging through Hollywood?

  28. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    Swearin
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    Guess she saw the box office returns on Rock of Ages

  29. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    Bob
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    Rocking the Martha Stewart ‘do.

  30. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    Lord Invader
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    Ya know, Cameron, you might want to ask for cup that isn’t clear if you’re going to insist on dumping vodka into your espresso.

  31. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    Lord Invader
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    He makes his imp sit in the back seat? What a dick.

  32. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/20/5907036216_7c4baa3392_b-340_218.jpg[/img]

  33. Olivia Wilde
    cc
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    With God’s grace and a bit of fair wind, she’s stuck that way.

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Exercise Clothes
    cc
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    She’s officially a non-entity now.

  35. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
    cc
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    She’s playing a strung out 60s groupie…I hope.

  36. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    cc
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    Speaking of which, between the new season and reruns, is this fucking vampire show on 24×7?

  37. Brooke Shields
    Lord Invader
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    How she could still smile after swallowing a pencil is anybody’s guess.

  38. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
    Sheppy
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    “Oh you guuuuuuuuys!”

  39. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
    Lord Invader
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    This looks like some Ashton-Demi fertility experiment that went horribly wrong.

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    …Marilyn Manson got to touch those…yes that’s right Marilyn Manson…

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    baked
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    Well, now we know who will play Octomom in the movie story…

  42. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
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    it’s like Jabba the Hut mated with assless chaps era Christina Auguilera…

  43. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
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    well that’s what happens when you touch Ryan Seacrest’s china doll collection

  44. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    nelle
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    damn. thought i put that pack of smokes in my bra.

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    I can see it now… “On the next episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe and Kourtney’s placenta team up to make fun of Scott Disick’s giant fur coat.”

  46. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    journalschism
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    If there was ever a face made for a cigarette, it’s this one.

  47. Ashley Tisdale Miniskirt High Heels Cleavage Sons Of Anarchy
    Jay
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    She’s gonna be on “Son of Anarchy”? Motherfucker, I gotta get into that show.

  48. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    Michael
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    Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

  49. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    journalschism
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    That 40s shit never gets old…oh, wait…

  50. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
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    Well, I’ll bet you she never peeps Chris Brown’s phone again.

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