Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.
Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,
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Is that a bathing suit because I swear I have the same pair of Hanky Panky thong in my underwear drawer.
Not any more you don’t! *SLAM*
Robin Leach here: to kick off our new show Lifestyles of the Rich and Homely… Cameron Diaz
That’s a type of body that would blow up during a pregnancy based on those birthing hips.
ewok
holy shite!
Bieber… Bieber.. how do I spell that again?
Sometimes the body takes the attention away from the butterface but not here.
Gravity is taking its toll on her head…it’s getting wider and flatter.
“Look at those people over there Camilla. I bet they all have to put their own toothpaste on their toothbrushes themselves! Ha! What paupers!”
“If I were you, and you were me….we’d both be drunk.”
She makes a compelling case for relaxing my normally lofty standards.
It’s be funny if that hat was as hard to get off as a Lego hat.
“Scientists baffled by the appearance of a mysterious blob on the beach.”
Tries too hard.
The movie features a deadly creature that appears from the detergent dispensing machine when a non-virgin puts quarters in.
Nothing goes better with an outfit like that than knit sweater.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Stretch Jeans.
I bet it’s not spanx. I bet it’s (fake) butt.
Chick’s shirt?
Where’s your monocle, Mr. Peanut!?!?!?
Do Ewoks molt?
I wish she still looked like she did in the mask. ;_;
WHat happened?! It’s beyond normal aging.
My plan to be the 1st human that is wider than they are tall is almost complete.
Is he in the dead pool yet? Let’s see: diabetes, check…thyroid condition, check…failing liver, check. I got Bobby and the under.
L.L. Kool Aid
Is this supposed to be a promo photo for Coach? Looks more like it’s for Go Girl the female urination device.
What’s with the sudden rash of douchebeard raging through Hollywood?
Guess she saw the box office returns on Rock of Ages
Rocking the Martha Stewart ‘do.
Ya know, Cameron, you might want to ask for cup that isn’t clear if you’re going to insist on dumping vodka into your espresso.
He makes his imp sit in the back seat? What a dick.
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With God’s grace and a bit of fair wind, she’s stuck that way.
She’s officially a non-entity now.
She’s playing a strung out 60s groupie…I hope.
Speaking of which, between the new season and reruns, is this fucking vampire show on 24×7?
How she could still smile after swallowing a pencil is anybody’s guess.
“Oh you guuuuuuuuys!”
This looks like some Ashton-Demi fertility experiment that went horribly wrong.
…Marilyn Manson got to touch those…yes that’s right Marilyn Manson…
Well, now we know who will play Octomom in the movie story…
it’s like Jabba the Hut mated with assless chaps era Christina Auguilera…
well that’s what happens when you touch Ryan Seacrest’s china doll collection
damn. thought i put that pack of smokes in my bra.
I can see it now… “On the next episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe and Kourtney’s placenta team up to make fun of Scott Disick’s giant fur coat.”
If there was ever a face made for a cigarette, it’s this one.
She’s gonna be on “Son of Anarchy”? Motherfucker, I gotta get into that show.
Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!
That 40s shit never gets old…oh, wait…
Well, I’ll bet you she never peeps Chris Brown’s phone again.