Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.
Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,
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It’s a cooch cup!
A beaver bonnet
Replace those two drinks with pickle jars filled with feces and urine and you have Bobby Brown circa 2015.
This woman peaked when she was 12.
that is not Hilary Duff you guys. This is the first photos of Snooki after she gave birth and dyed her hair blonde.
Ooooh…clever way to introduce Hilary to Splenda! Well done!
The Incredible Hulk’s girlfriend. Initially, I was going to say the Green Lantern’s, but he’s apparently now batting for the other team.
Pretty sure the Green Lantern is a catcher.
I don’t have a cot for my ass, just a chair for my derriere!
Finally! The pillow iron-on I’ve been waiting for!
Pre-op life is hard.
“If I wear a camouflage hat and close my ears the paparazzi won’t be able to see me or hear me! I’m a friggin’ genius!”
Ohmygod. what if that pool boy talks. Everybody knows what happened to Ricky Martin when he came out. Frick.
Mick Jagger is that you?
And that’s an ass.
that one wasnt very witty
youre puddy ones were a riot though!
A “snatch patch”?
*applause*
A “gash sash” !
Okay Im done now….LOL
You’d keep your knees clenched together too if you worked with Alexander Skarsgard!
She’ll have to unclench eventually. And he only needs a fraction of a second.
i would love to be a fly on the wall of an editor’s office at Marvel comics, when an artist comes in with a pin -up of her and tries to explain it to the editor that this is anatomically correct.
I’ll show em-give em the shiffty eye look.
Lazily looking for both her youth and soul.
“Excuse me. Does anybody know how to get to the Ministry of Silly Walks?”
I hope for her career’s sake that “Splendid” is a gym.
I think its a bitch.
Is that–*retch*–is that a p-p-pussy?!?!?!
Bro.. Penn Badgley
The only ep of Keeping up with the KKKKKK’s is when she gave birth to her son. She actually grabbed it as it was coming out and yanked it with her hands. I wonder if she will deliver this one herself…
Somewhere, a cart at Target is not being pushed.
I HEAH YOUUU!
Not to be out done by Shia.
Finally, I’m a REAL boy!
Wait, according to Kierkegaard the work I do expresses my worth as a person not how much I get paid for it? Damn, I just lost my innocence…. Selenaaaa!
Eh yo this one aint got enough carbs
He must have went through JCVD’s laundry on the set of Expendibles 2.
That face is the DVD cover of a porn movie right there!
I know the expression on her face well. See it all the time on girls running away from me when I look at them.
How many 911 calls did authorities receive about a lurking pedo in the park that day?
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a divorce and the gradual loss of 88% of your muscle mass.”
Is it St. Patrick’s Day again already?
Someone put a bit of Irish in her. Me.
Looks like he’s trying to do that David Blaine levitation trick.
First the Biebs, now Arnold…what’s going on?
Prince Charles at a photoshoot for the dictionary listing “Jaunty.”
She’s reaching that age when younger guy’s walk by and just don’t bother to look.
Got to go…….there’s a rumor that Alex Baldwin is walking around covered in a blanket.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
i don’t understand the amount of grease coming out of her head.
“Look at me, I’m Inverse Kim!”
i would do him so hard. even after seeing this picture.
“Wait…what if my music does suck?”
Why does she always look like she’s been frying bacon in a hot kitchen?
Pretty soon, she’ll just be a bean bag chair with eyes. A greasy, smelly bean bag chair.
Are we sure she’s not just working a truck stop? And if so, which one?
Apparently, her role on the show is going to be a “high-priced escort.” No joke.
Though looking at this picture, I have to question the “high-priced” part of the equation. Back when Craigslist was primarily used as a prostitution service, you could see hotter girls selling themselves on there every day.
“Damn it, left leg, we’re going the other way!”
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.
Kris Jenner is already setting up the bikini photoshoots and counting the money. The fucking witch.