The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.20.12

June 20th, 2012 // 434 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.

Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a cooch cup!

  2. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
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    Replace those two drinks with pickle jars filled with feces and urine and you have Bobby Brown circa 2015.

  3. Brooke Shields
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    This woman peaked when she was 12.

  4. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    that is not Hilary Duff you guys. This is the first photos of Snooki after she gave birth and dyed her hair blonde.

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    The Brown Streak
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    Ooooh…clever way to introduce Hilary to Splenda! Well done!

  6. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
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    The Incredible Hulk’s girlfriend. Initially, I was going to say the Green Lantern’s, but he’s apparently now batting for the other team.

  7. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    Smapdi
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    I don’t have a cot for my ass, just a chair for my derriere!

  8. Olivia Wilde
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    Finally! The pillow iron-on I’ve been waiting for!

  9. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
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    Pre-op life is hard.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Exercise Clothes
    The Brown Streak
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    “If I wear a camouflage hat and close my ears the paparazzi won’t be able to see me or hear me! I’m a friggin’ genius!”

  11. Justin Bieber
    Perplexity
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    Ohmygod. what if that pool boy talks. Everybody knows what happened to Ricky Martin when he came out. Frick.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    G Spot Finder
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    Mick Jagger is that you?

  13. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    And that’s an ass.

  14. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
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    You’d keep your knees clenched together too if you worked with Alexander Skarsgard!

  15. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    i would love to be a fly on the wall of an editor’s office at Marvel comics, when an artist comes in with a pin -up of her and tries to explain it to the editor that this is anatomically correct.

  16. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    G Spot Finder
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    I’ll show em-give em the shiffty eye look.

  17. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    Perplexity
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    Lazily looking for both her youth and soul.

  18. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    The Brown Streak
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    “Excuse me. Does anybody know how to get to the Ministry of Silly Walks?”

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    I hope for her career’s sake that “Splendid” is a gym.

  20. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Carolyn Burnham
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    I think its a bitch.

  21. Justin Bieber
    Goos
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    Is that–*retch*–is that a p-p-pussy?!?!?!

  22. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Bro.. Penn Badgley

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    The only ep of Keeping up with the KKKKKK’s is when she gave birth to her son. She actually grabbed it as it was coming out and yanked it with her hands. I wonder if she will deliver this one herself…

  24. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    We
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    Somewhere, a cart at Target is not being pushed.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    We
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    I HEAH YOUUU!

  26. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
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    Not to be out done by Shia.

  27. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
    MarkM
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    Finally, I’m a REAL boy!

  28. Justin Bieber
    Nix
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    Wait, according to Kierkegaard the work I do expresses my worth as a person not how much I get paid for it? Damn, I just lost my innocence…. Selenaaaa!

  29. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Eh yo this one aint got enough carbs

  30. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
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    He must have went through JCVD’s laundry on the set of Expendibles 2.

  31. Olivia Wilde
    Nix
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    That face is the DVD cover of a porn movie right there!

  32. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    Nix
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    I know the expression on her face well. See it all the time on girls running away from me when I look at them.

  33. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    Nix
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    How many 911 calls did authorities receive about a lurking pedo in the park that day?

  34. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
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    “Float like a butterfly, sting like a divorce and the gradual loss of 88% of your muscle mass.”

  35. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
    Contusion
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    Is it St. Patrick’s Day again already?

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    Contusion
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    Looks like he’s trying to do that David Blaine levitation trick.

  37. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    Contusion
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    Prince Charles at a photoshoot for the dictionary listing “Jaunty.”

  38. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    theoriginal LJ
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    She’s reaching that age when younger guy’s walk by and just don’t bother to look.

  39. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    theoriginal LJ
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    Got to go…….there’s a rumor that Alex Baldwin is walking around covered in a blanket.

  40. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    cc
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    Don’t ask, don’t tell.

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    jeffiner
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    i don’t understand the amount of grease coming out of her head.

  42. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    JC
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    “Look at me, I’m Inverse Kim!”

  43. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
    jeffiner
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    i would do him so hard. even after seeing this picture.

  44. Justin Bieber
    JC
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    “Wait…what if my music does suck?”

  45. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    cc
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    Why does she always look like she’s been frying bacon in a hot kitchen?

  46. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    JC
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    Pretty soon, she’ll just be a bean bag chair with eyes. A greasy, smelly bean bag chair.

  47. Ashley Tisdale Miniskirt High Heels Cleavage Sons Of Anarchy
    JC
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    Are we sure she’s not just working a truck stop? And if so, which one?

    • JPC

      Apparently, her role on the show is going to be a “high-priced escort.” No joke.

      Though looking at this picture, I have to question the “high-priced” part of the equation. Back when Craigslist was primarily used as a prostitution service, you could see hotter girls selling themselves on there every day.

  48. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    JC
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    “Damn it, left leg, we’re going the other way!”

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.

  50. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Keith Chegwin
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    Kris Jenner is already setting up the bikini photoshoots and counting the money. The fucking witch.

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