The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.20.12

June 20th, 2012 // 434 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.

Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel sorry for those jeans. I feel sorry for that ring. Hell, I feel sorrier for Muhammad Ali than I already did.

  2. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, your Spanx are showing.

  3. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOBY Brown?

  4. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I love me some vampire boobies.

  5. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    “No lie, Skarsgard’s balls are THIS big. You’d be bowlegged, too.”

  6. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, sweetie, no. Those jeans aren’t for you. Let me show you something in loose-fitting dress.

  7. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like his date is in the next picture by looking at the thumbnail. Oh she’s not, well she should be because they are both worthless.

  8. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    $300 t-shirts are so punk.

  9. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I see an ass, but no ascot.

  10. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ice Cream DERP!

  11. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Lou Diamond Phillips is going to have a baby La Bamba

  12. Ashley Tisdale Miniskirt High Heels Cleavage Sons Of Anarchy
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Ashley Tisdles still alive??

  13. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor ditz has forgotten how to walk again.

  14. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t trust this guy not to drown in 12 inches of water either.

  15. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    I think you guys are too hard on her. She just had a baby. And each week you put up a cureent pic and shes looking better and better.

    That said I cant name a amn thing the girls done since LIZZIE MAGUIRE but still…..shes still very cute

  16. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Beckinsale on heroin?

  17. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to see him shaking hands with Madonna, it’d be like spaghetti and hot dogs

  18. Justin Bieber
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    After seeing pictures of Macaulay Culkin, he realizes how lucky he is that he was never invited to Neverland Ranch.

  19. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Would PhotoBoy like a hat like that?
    I’ll bet he would.

  20. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the only shirt this guy owns? I’m pretty sure every picture you’ve had of him is in that same tank-top.

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Exercise Clothes
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she has a hard on

  22. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Runnin away from the bedroom after the threesome Ryan Seacrest mentioned. Can’t be the first time she saw swordfighting.

  23. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, yo, Mick, I’m ready for the douche-off. I can handle him!”

    “Ya think you’re READY? You were good once, kid, but you get in that ring with Russell Brand and he’s going to douche you into next week, ya bum!”

  24. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
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    You gotta wonder (or not, for your sanity’s sake) what weird Roman fantasy she saw Seacrest participate in before dying her hair and running away…

  25. Olivia Wilde
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    Kim Kardashian impression?

  26. Ashley Tisdale Miniskirt High Heels Cleavage Sons Of Anarchy
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell if she’s playing a surgeon or a Fortune 500 company’s CEO.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Oh god no. We’ll always remember where we were the day Arnold hiked his trousers up to his chest.

  28. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m not convinced this troll is pregnant. she just looks like a fatter version of her usual fat self.

    • Sam

      Looks to me like she might start rolling down streets soon.

      Maybe you guys should have a Jessica Vs, Hillary Vs. Snooki pregnoid comparison gallery. Decide once and for all who the queen of the celeb-preggo-s really is.

  29. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmm…I’ll bet those boots smell so good after a day of Jersey summer strolling.

    • Pepper's Pot

      i was just gonna say… doesnt she live on the beach? did the Shore Store run out of flip flops or something?

  30. Claudia Romani Bikini
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    nice bathing suit do they make it in your size?

  31. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Childrens’ tears uccino

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Exercise Clothes
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Any respectable music critic in America must be nearby.

  33. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Chin like a french woman’s armpit

  34. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
    snoop
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘memba how normal she used to look? pretty – but not this drop dead shit she’s put out there now. my goodness lets hope the illuminati keep away from this one.

  35. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    They’ve really lost the run of themselves with Green Lantern

  36. Ashley Tisdale Miniskirt High Heels Cleavage Sons Of Anarchy
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are the type of shoes to wear when you’re going to wrap your legs around a man all evening.

  37. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Bottled armpit sweat? Really?
    Damn, people on eBay will buy ANYTHING.

  38. Brooke Shields
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    And then they’re going to throw a bucket of water over Alzheimers and tickle Aids to death

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    “That Fettucini Alfredo has just been… [removes sunglasses]… terminated. [Cue CSI scream]

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    Dita Von PLEASE SHOW ME MORE

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Hilary Duff?

  42. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    Caption should read “Ass-Hat Races”

  43. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s touring the only part of the hospital they would let her deliver at.

  44. Olivia Wilde
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, that’s funny, I wonder why he’s got a white square on his head

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I found Lamar’s basketball . . .

  46. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    That knee suggests he didn’t have to pay for that drink.

  47. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no reason to put either “High Line” or “Coach” in all caps in the caption.

  48. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought one of the paps was going “artistic” with black and white pictures until I noticed her lips and nails.

  49. Justin Bieber
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    J … U … S … damn, I know this! Come on, think!

  50. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Still only the second largest protrusion in the family.

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