The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.20.12

June 20th, 2012 // 434 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli.

Oh nevermind, that’s just ass. Penn Badgley looks like he smells exactly like smelly ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    FanGirl
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    Its probably a girl because her face got kind of chubby

  2. Justin Bieber
    FanGirl
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    macaulay culkin?

  3. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    FanGirl
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    I’m addicted to her like she’s addicted to heroin

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Gin&Tonic
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    thats a huge bitch

  5. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    FanGirl
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    go to sleep

  6. Ashley Greene Skinny Torn Jeans
    FanGirl
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    sad

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    Crissy
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    Hey Adnod, you fugat to dye the beer too!

  8. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    Crissy
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    Hell no, I’m not playing monopoly with you!? Pervert!

  9. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    Crissy
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    Aunt Chichi, is that you?!!!

  10. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
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    Pap strat: Put vanilla ice cream in front of the Black Market, and Kim Kardashian should arrive shortly.

  11. Justin Bieber
    Cock Dr
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    There is no “Y” chromosome here.

  12. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
    kimmykimkim
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    It’s like she’s gradually just getting hotter. Even with this leprechaun get up. But i would rather eat light bulbs than listen to her music.

  13. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    Crissy
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    Right about now, Bobby wishes he were an octopus…

  14. Justin Bieber
    EricLr
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    Just the thought of what he had to do to Ryan Seacrest to get that recording contract still makes him throw up a little.

  15. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Dick Hell
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    She’s carrying it high which I think means it’s a manatee.

  16. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    They’ll never gets me gold!!

  17. Carrie Underwood Legs Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    Green sparkle shorts + gay marriage support = rethinking hatred of country music

    • Cock Dr

      Nope, I still hate that shit.

      • If the song isn’t about trains, trucks, drinking, prison or your momma then it ain’t country anyway. Today’s country is just glossy pop crap.

      • Songs about trains? That’s folk music, city boy!

      • David Alan Coe – You never even call me by name.

        WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
        AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
        I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
        OR TRAINS,
        OR TRUCKS,
        OR PRISON,
        OR GETTING’ DRUNK
        WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
        AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
        AND AFTER READING IT,
        I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
        COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
        AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
        THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

        WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
        AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
        BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
        SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

      • Niiiiiice

        I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
        And I never minded standing in the rain
        You don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
        You never even called me by my name!

      • Yeah, okay, I don’t know shit about country music. :)

      • Would “Last Train to Clarksville” be considered folk or bubblegum?

      • btw TF sorry for the caps. I did the ole copy and paste

  18. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    kimmykimkim
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    Steven Tyler: 1987

  19. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
    EricLr
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    Is his next role playing a secretly gay Civil War general?

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Exercise Clothes
    Crissy
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    “Call me fat all you want, I cant hear you!!!”

  21. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    EricLr
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    Some cruel prankster told her that drinking urine would reverse the aging process.

  22. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Great White Pygmy
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    She’s giving birth to Kim’s ass.

  23. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    kimmykimkim
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    She looks like my alcoholic aunt.

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    EricLr
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    I’ll be back–to line dance.

  25. Justin Bieber
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    His fashion sense just keeps getting worse and worse

    diamond studded whistle?? Nigga please!

  26. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that belly is 20% water, 80% douche

  27. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
    Dish
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    Yo Yo you gots to see this cowboy hat they got for me, it’s HUGE!

  28. Justin Bieber
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    A thought going through that head would one of the quickest trips ever…

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee Tucked In T Shirt
    Dick Hell
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    Back in the day I ate so much housekeeper pussy my beard looked like a glazed doughnut. When I say back ‘in the day’ I am of course referring to this morning.

  30. Anna Paquin Pregnant Belly Pigeon Toes Pinkberry
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Anna PaquinOnnaPounds

  31. Prince Charles Top Hat Cane Royal Parade Royal Ascot Races
    EricLr
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    There’s Prince Charles…about to begin the yearly “Throwing Pennies at the Commoners For Amusement” ceremony…as is the tradition.

  32. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    If I stare at his shirt long enough I see a sapceship!

  33. Penn Badgley High Scruffy Beard Chest Hair
    Cock Dr
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    If he was stripped, shaved, waxed and taught some tricks I suppose he could be made useful.

  34. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Working a half day today?

    BTW: MINIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  35. Justin Bieber
    Great White Pygmy
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    “And then I’d blow my rape whistle. Like this…”

  36. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    “Im BACK in the saddle again…Im BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK……”

  37. Justin Bieber
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Cool… I always wanted a vajazzled rape whistle.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
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    So would…

  39. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    Josephus
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    I thought they already cast the remake of “The Munsters?”

  40. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Miniskirt
    EricLr
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    I imagine the following exchange in her future:

    Doctor: “Well, you’re definitely in labor…you’re already dilated 20cm!”

    Snooki: “No, it’s always like that.”

  41. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    EricLr
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    Why is he surreal?

  42. Josh Brolin Limp Wrist Labor Day
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    One beard shave and he’s ready for the Travolta biopic….

  43. Brooke Shields
    Dick Hell
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    With all due respect… every time I see her she’s more grotesque than the last time.

  44. Justin Bieber
    Bonky
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    He really hates kissing girls, doesn’t he ?

  45. Cameron Diaz No Make Up
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the worst I’ve seen Helen Mirren look.

  46. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    joe
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    Maybe it’s Maybelline. Nope, cocaine.

  47. Brooke Shields
    EricLr
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    I hope the photographer survived.

  48. Bobby Brown Shirtless Bathing Suit Double Fisting
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’ve seen things on top of bonfires put together better than that

  49. Julianne Hough Bloody Tight Minidress No Shoes Safe Haven Set
    Abby Normal
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    No one ever forgets the first marathon they ran while holding a head in a bag.

  50. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    The only upskirts you’re gonna get on Dita are the ones she allows.

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