The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13

June 19th, 2013 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of stopping distance needed to fake a limo wreck, Gwyenth Paltrow expanding her stable of black friends, but with the usual safety precautions of heavy sedation and from behind a partition, and finally, Orlando Jones who’s been using Russell Simmons‘ Match.com account.

Busy Philipps is looking about five, maybe six months away from her due date according to the Kim Kardashian pregnancy timeline,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    *Christ, what is this plebeian on about? Maybe if I just smile like a cheshire cat she’ll think I give 2 shits about what she has to say. What was the point of winning an Oscar if it couldn’t excuse me from having to endure this meet-&-greet shit.*

  2. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    To make John Waters appear, put on drag queen eyebrows, stare into a makeup mirror, and say his name six times.

  3. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    Only commoners let people see their shoes.

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    I’d go on a 3 hour tour with them.

  5. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    cc
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    I already have one of their credit cards, I don’t need more.

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    cc
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    ‘That’s close enough! If you had bad breath, I could smell it! You don’t, but still…’

  7. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    Suddenly, with a chill, Demi realized that Gino Vannelli was right all those years ago.

  8. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    cc
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    ‘Royal Ascot at Ascot Racecourse in Ascot, UK’

    Where is this being held again?

  9. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
    cc
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    I tell you, compared to Runway 66 of old, this show is -1,000

  10. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
    cc
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    Those are delightful.

  11. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    cc
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    It’ll be neat seeing that kid driving her home from hospital.

  12. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    cc
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    Is t-shirt some sort of ironic Chanel thing or what?

  13. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
    cc
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    With a little bit of alacrity, we could have got an ‘upshorts’.

  14. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    cc
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    I don’t know what the fuck is going on with that redheads wardrobe.

  15. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
    cc
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    Is that the dog with Jesus on his ass?

  16. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    bergie
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    Gotta respect the woman who skips past “oops, did I flash you?” and goes straight to “check this out!”

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    Dennis: Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”
    Mac: Okay…that seems really dark though.
    Dennis: No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.
    Mac: I think I am.
    Dennis:Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no…because of the implication.

  18. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    What the hell is this guy doing?

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    Juch
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    They flew all the way to freaking Indonesia for a surfing event? Yeah, right. It wreaks of prostitution, and makes me weep I can’t afford them.

  20. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    I don’t normally turn down oral, but, yeah uh … no thanks.

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    Mike
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    So worried that was Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

    Yummers to both Hudgens and Greene!

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    john
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    excuse me Ms. Paltrow……..did you shave your bush today? LOL

  23. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    Skeeter
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    I’d pay good money to eat and bang Vanessa’s ass.

  24. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    Ugh. Even my drag friends put this llama-faced mutant to shame.

  25. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/index.php?q=node/5554

    The surgery picture .. aughhh my eyes

  26. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Sorry, i will never agree with the ‘pregnancy is beautiful’ crowd. That shit is nasty.

  27. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    icu
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    Whatchoo mean they ain’t got no collard greens up in this bitch?! Damn dawg! I ain’t tryin’ ta NOT get collard greens, know what I’m sayin’?

  28. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    icu
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    Whatchoo mean they ain’t got no collard greens up in this bitch?! Damn dawg! I ain’t tryin’ ta NOT get collard greens, know what I’m sayin’?

  29. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    Arzach
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    bla bla bla bla , I just went wordless.

  30. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    “One…two…mmmm…wait, no…one…two…thr…ahhh, that’s not right…one…two…GODDAMNIT! Would somebody help a guy out here…???”

  31. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Which one’s Moe?

  32. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    I think that makeup guy moonlights at a mortuary.

  33. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    “Pssst…this one’s for oral sex, right?”

  34. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    I just don’t know how much Moore I can stand…

  35. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    “I must be careful so my Jell-O molds don’t fall out.”

  36. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    “Some guy asked me to hold his stuff here while he went to get his car. That was 4 hours ago.”

  37. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
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    I have always thought of Carol Alt as one of the most beautiful women to walk this planet. Nice to see that after all these years I’ve been right.

  38. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
    har har har
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    I knew something was wrong when a pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms.

  39. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Three Visible Dicks

  40. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    Tune in Tokyo

  41. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    stucco
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    BRING THE BONDO! THIS PIECE WON’T STAY PUT!

  42. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
    women are dumb
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    women are such idiots. i don’t care about feminism because they objectify themselves….then scream that they have the right to. But you better not say anything about the fact that her tits are on display. So stupid.

  43. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    cordell walker
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    don’t know.

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