The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13

June 19th, 2013 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of stopping distance needed to fake a limo wreck, Gwyenth Paltrow expanding her stable of black friends, but with the usual safety precautions of heavy sedation and from behind a partition, and finally, Orlando Jones who’s been using Russell Simmons‘ Match.com account.

Busy Philipps is looking about five, maybe six months away from her due date according to the Kim Kardashian pregnancy timeline,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    caley
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    “Don’t worry, ma’am, I worked on the set of ‘Death Becomes Her’, I know how this works…”

  2. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    That dude is going to be in a world of hurt, when Rex Kwan Do finds him with Starla!

  3. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    He looks like the worlds tallest midget.

  4. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
    Beer Baron
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    That’s on Hollywood and Vine, right out in front of hot overpriced Katsuya! White people’s Japanese food!

  5. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
    Beer Baron
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    She’s probably dumber than a sack of toys, but good lord, me likey that asian poon!

  6. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    She looks like she ate the “3 course meal” chewing gum during the chocolate factory tour.

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    “Oh no, I’m sorry…only beautiful people can be on this side of the velvet rope. You’ll need to take your yellow pants and busted face and fuck right off”

  8. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    After winning the dance contest Prince Charles drove Mrs Wallace home, where she found his heroin stash and overdosed.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    Consider your asses eaten.

  10. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    If we follow the Kim Kardashian gestation chart, Busy is only 4 months pregnant.

  11. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    Charles is about to attempt the double breast poke. Being a prince has its advantages.

  12. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    Doodie.

  13. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    Ke$ha?

  14. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    Your move, Patridge…

  15. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    “Well, YOU have a black tank top and flip flops on, too, so what’s the problem? It’s fucking Costco.”

  16. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    JasonH
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    Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a white guy in black-face here?

  17. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    CK
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    “Seriously mum, it’s thiis long.”

  18. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    He was so much cuter as a dweeb.

  19. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    “You are famoose actor?! Oh! Dis ees American yoke, yes? I vill try yoke too”….
    “I am not prostitute.”
    Hahaha! Dis ees so simple! I try again…
    “I am a woman.”
    Hahahaha eets so easy! I love American humor!

  20. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    France just called. They asked if the United States could stop sending them our Ass Hat Rappers.

  21. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Hundred of thousands of dollars spent on doctors, injections, hormone applications, cosmetics, and a small army of makeup men, Yet a single gnarled, withered index finger gives it all away.

  22. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    TheRealist
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    “Yes, when Diana found out about Camilla, she … ripped me a new one … about this wide.”

  23. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    TheRealist
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    Yes, I took a shit … this long this morning”.

  24. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    j/k
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    That’s the grin of a man that knows he’s going to win.

  25. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    At least Judy Garland had the good sense to drink herself to death at an early age.

  26. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
    Queen Pecas
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    …or in his case, at the premiere of “Girl Most Likely to Go Shit Crazy on Your Ass.”

  27. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
    jr
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    “Nigga Please!”

  28. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
    El
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    Did he get someone pregnant too? Oh, two. Got it.

  29. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    Chris
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    They are alive and James Gandolfini is dead. God is a bastard.

  30. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    bigalkie
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    Turn down the lights in the Batcave tonight, cause Maggie Gyllenhaal is pasty and white.

  31. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    bigalkie
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    Still…………………….WOULD

  32. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    At least, she learned to cover up her senior hands…

  33. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    renzomatic
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    Well, when I found out out it was this large, well, of course I had to have them killed. I am to be the King someday, how would it look it my sceptre was less than that? The Kingdom would rise up in arms!”

  34. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    Lou Braccant
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    I’ve never seen a black man look sun-burnt before

  35. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Lou Braccant
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    The Red Plains Rideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer YAH!!!!

  36. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    Hamburger Mob? Not sure which mob he’s a part of.

  37. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    yoop
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    “I never tossed off to anything!”

  38. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    crb
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    Aging Gracefully, ur doin’ it rite!

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
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    Whoever owns that boat is one lucky son of a bitch.

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    Dammit, I hate her for being hot, because I hate her.

  41. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    Gladly bang her over her daughters any day and feel no shame about it.

  42. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    babychunks
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    Jesus , so they make elastic cows now?

  43. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    I really like him, they need to cast him in more movies.

  44. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Teddy
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

  45. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    I don’t know who she is, but I like her sense of style.

  46. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    babychunks
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    ” I once almost came close to having to do physical labor this long!”

  47. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Holy fuck, are there like 10 kids in there? Is she birthing a litter?

  48. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    Love her, she is so hot and so cute. Awesome girl.

  49. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
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    Damn, she still looks fucking hot as hell.

  50. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    babychunks
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    The lying witch and the bad wardrobe

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