The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13

June 19th, 2013 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of stopping distance needed to fake a limo wreck, Gwyenth Paltrow expanding her stable of black friends, but with the usual safety precautions of heavy sedation and from behind a partition, and finally, Orlando Jones who’s been using Russell Simmons‘ Match.com account.

Busy Philipps is looking about five, maybe six months away from her due date according to the Kim Kardashian pregnancy timeline,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Jessica
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    Ha ha! Kloe isn’t the fat Kardashian any more !

  2. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    If insane technique done properly, no can defend!

  3. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    Getting their photo taken with her just screwed up the evening plans for two people in this picture.

  4. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Ive never seen a pregnant woman with a stomach so hard.

    She looks like my alcoholic neighbor who has cirrhosis of the liver.

  5. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    Looks as if she went for the Tori Spelling chest.

  6. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    “woah” Keanu Reeves from yesterday

  7. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Look, you be my assistant for the day and I’ll get you your acoustic guitar back, okay?

  8. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Poor dear, the 8th trimester is usually the most uncomfortable…

  9. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
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    Who knew Carol Alt was still hot? and alive?

  10. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    ThisWillHurt
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    How did Kris Jenner remove the hood from her cloak without damaging it? An dhow did she get the goats’ blood out?

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    sausage balls
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    Whoops, sorry ladies, it looks like the engine is flooded and we’re stranded out here until morning. The only supplies on the boat are these two french maid costumes and a 2 gallon bottle of lube. How should we do to kill time?

  12. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Who’s Oliver Martinez and why is Bono posing for a photo behind that dog?

  13. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    Sonja no-mor-again, please

  14. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Blue suits Jessica Simpson.

  15. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    Why is it that people who are always trying to lose weight, “But just can’t seem to get the pounds off, no mater what”, are usaully the same people who will do something like EAT ICE CREAM WHILE WALKING!?!?! Seriously, people who are “naturally” thin DON’T walk and eat! It’s a very simple process, you freakin’ wookie!!

  16. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    the sad thing is that’s an ipad.

  17. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    Are those denim leggings? Were those a pair of nice new relaxed fit jeans this morning?

  18. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    Looks like the black version of Carrot Top. Not good.

  19. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    Paaaaaaarp

  20. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
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    That is so on purpose. Naughty girl.

  21. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    “damn it, we won’t get our deposit back from Mme Tussaud’s!”

  22. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
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    Google this pig to see what he’s into… definitely a titty man.

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    pretend not to smell their sweaty stench of unhip unwashed shabbiness… shit.

  24. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    Not Pictured: Cee Lo’s tricked out Rascal.

  25. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    I’m gonna pop some tags…

  26. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Bono and wife Ali Hewson.

  27. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    make up artist: Now, if you’re blue
    And you don’t know where to go to
    Why don’t you go where fashion sits
    Puttin’ on the Ritz

    Madonna: PURTINNN RONN RHE REETZZZZ!

  28. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    “Show him your bra! He’s afraid of bras! Can’t work ‘em!”

  29. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I thought the green m&m was the chick….

  30. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    That T-shirt might be ironic on someone else.

  31. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Either she looks awful, or Carrie Fisher looks great.

  32. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Please, please just lift your leg….

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    catapostrophe
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    “I bought your cookbooks and prepared all your recipes, and I have to say–you’re an okay actress.”

  34. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    Why is Kelly Osbourne’s boyfriend interviewing Gwyneth Paltrow?

  35. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    catapostrophe
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    Is she or isn’t she? Let the pregnancy rumors begin!

  36. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    CLOP! CLOP!

  37. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    She can do what she wants, she was married to Kurt Cobain, you guys

  38. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    So they’ve made Albert Nobbs into a stage show?

  39. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    This must be the anime superdeformed version.

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    It’s a shame everyone’s ignoring Mark Harmon.

  41. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
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    Picking up her daily take-out “energy food” in a paper hit-it-&-quit-it bag…how subtle.

  42. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
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    He’s like the Oompa Loompa the other Oompa Loompas wouldn’t let join in their Oompa Loompa games.

  43. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
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    Shown here in a promotional spot for the new “Success Through Voodoo” infomercial.

  44. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
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    “Haha, my sister said WHAT about rape?!”

  45. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    All the way from The Real World to The Superficial. She’s made it!

  46. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Some Crass Dude
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    That pimple is gonna pop any day now!

  47. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    “Eventually, the spore is expelled and grows into a new organism, and the cycle begins anew.”

  48. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Brit
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    Your move, Beyonce.

  49. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    caley
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    “Hi, Mrs. Gyllenhaal, I loved your son in ‘Prince of Persia’!”

  50. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Brit
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    So how did she escape from the forest moon Endor?

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