The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13

June 19th, 2013 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of stopping distance needed to fake a limo wreck, Gwyenth Paltrow expanding her stable of black friends, but with the usual safety precautions of heavy sedation and from behind a partition, and finally, Orlando Jones who’s been using Russell Simmons‘ Match.com account.

Busy Philipps is looking about five, maybe six months away from her due date according to the Kim Kardashian pregnancy timeline,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    there is a lot going on here. probably a lot more going on behind the scenes. and by behind the scenes, I mean that mushroom of tucked junk visible from the backside.

  2. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    I got a bad case of Yellow Fever…

    Who is Jamie Chung?

  3. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    You take the 15 to the 405 and then any of the three lanes down the middle of Sonja Morgan’s chest.

  4. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    JC
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    Good Choadlette

  5. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Josephus
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    It looks like Toad from the Mario Brothers got stuck in her dress.

  6. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
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    Check out Dave Navarro hovering in the back, waiting to move in.

  7. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
    farrellthib
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    thats how i make ‘black guy lips” also

  8. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    Josephus
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    Y SO SRS?

  9. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    har har har
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    “C’mon sugar, you can’t tell me this n***** wouldn’t look better in black shorts and a nice white jacket with a black bowtie, holding a dish of butter?” -Paula Deen

  10. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I wish she’d have that baby. I have to see this every day directly after lunch and it’s making me feel bloated.

  11. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    See Beyonce? This is how a pregnant woman’s belly is supposed to look.

  12. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    ThisWillHurt
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    “If we are to complete my Abraham Lincoln costume, I’m going to need sideburns this long.”

  13. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
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    Whoa! I thought she was Farrah Abraham. I’m ashamed of myself.

  14. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    EricLR
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    This is what happens when you decide to create a metal band and call it “The Molesters”

  15. Nikki Leigh Cleavage
    Drew
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    At least she understands her tits is all anyone cares about, because holy shit that looks ridiculous.

  16. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Benny B
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    shes trying so hard to be good looking, and even if it worked everyones still gonna call her chewbacca and shit

  17. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
    Sheppy
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    Maybe someone will let him know that sign is offensive in France.
    Or maybe they won’t

    Whatevs.

  18. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    EricLR
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    Is that a makeup artist or a wax sculptor?

  19. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    Kris Jenner looks like Al Pacino as the devil in “The Devil’s Advocate”

  20. Jamie Chung Legs Short Romper
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    She’s beautiful.

  21. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
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    My Uncle Bud did that to me once!

  22. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    ThisWillHurt
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    Jessica Simpson’s dad is trying a bit too hard here.

  23. Serena Williams Tight Leather Pants Playing Ping Pong Delta Air Lines Promotional Image
    EricLR
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    The woman in the background on the left is a TSA agent who’s been sent in in case Serena’s yoga plants explode.

  24. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
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    Thanks, but I’ll wait for “Kate Upton: The MDMA Tour”

  25. Maggie Gyllenhaal Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I like the redhead in the back too.

  26. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
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    Amazing.

  27. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
    EricLR
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    Isn’t it lovely of her to speak with roped-off commoners like that?

  28. Carol Alt Upskirt Panty Flash Madonna The MDNA Tour  Documentary Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wish I could Carol Alt Delete them clothes, amirite?

  29. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
    EricLR
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    Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Punter.

  30. Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts
    ThisWillHurt
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    Poor woman. She actually believes she narrowly escaped being hit by a parked car.

  31. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
    EricLR
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    I think her tits are trying to make a run for it.

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Greene Posing On Boat In Bikinis Oakley Bali Pro Learn To Surf Event
    Matt
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    I predict some serious carpet munching.

  33. Orlando Jones Prostitute Rolling Eyes
    EricLR
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    Wow, I guess you’re pretty safe from zombies if you don’t have a brain.

  34. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
    ThisWillHurt
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    How many Madonna photos are you gonna shove in here, Photo Boy?

  35. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    Deacon Jones
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    I hate hipsters with all my passion.

    I literally have a sticker on the bumper of my truck that says “Hipster Plow”

  36. Anthony Michael Hall Wifebeater Camo Shorts Girlfriend Lacey Wildd
    EricLR
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    60 Candles.

  37. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    yourmom
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    No, no, no…. you’ve got the wrong man. Cee Lo Green is the jolly black fellow that sings with muppets and Gweneth Paltrow. I don’t know who this is.

  38. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    EricLR
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    Okay, I’m just going to be the first one to say it out loud here. She has been pregnant now for over 2 years, and at a certain point, I really think Social Services should step in.

  39. Cee Lo Green Mob Sweatsuit Sandals With Socks
    Deacon Jones
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    I’ll bet my life he can’t name one person on the White Sox

  40. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Mesh Beach Cover
    EricLR
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    Those fishermen were so nice to let her keep their net.

  41. Diddy Peace Sign Sticking Out Tongue Headphones
    sprub
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    As a UK transplant, fuck you too ass wad!

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow Licensing Expo
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    “back up please sweetie….you’re exhaling within 3 feet of me.”

  43. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    EricLR
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    I bet the people around her are wondering how it got so cold in the middle of summer in California.

  44. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
    ThisWillHurt
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    I hate the mainstream too, but do you have to advertise it with your doucheyness? People like you make me want to see “Transformers 4″ and enjoy it!

  45. Olivier Martinez Dog On Red Carpet Girl Most Likely Premiere Champs Elysees Film Festival
    sprub
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    “Move over, bitch”, said the four-legged creature

  46. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Eating Frozen Yogurt
    farrellthib
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    those jeans didn’t have torn holes until she put them on

  47. Jared Leto Shannon Leto Tomo Milicevic 30 Seconds To Mars
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    are we sure this isn’t a visit from the future by the Jonas brothers?

  48. Prince Charles Tophat Royal Ascot Race Day 2
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    Someone has been at the fancy dress box again.

  49. Sonja Morgan Cleavage Speakeasy Moderne Burlesque Performance
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    That guy is SO happy to be looking in a different direction.

  50. Madonna Tophat Tuxedo MDNA Documentary Premiere
    Paula Deen
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    See that? Now if only we can get them dark fellers to do the same thing, now THAT would be a show!

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